Everything posted by Chemical_Halo
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Eviction 1: Who do you want to go ?
I will have no reason to watch this if big MC goes :(.
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EastEnders ·
Hahah minty is breaking my heart with his desperate attempts to get on a reformed coke addict slapper.
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Salt
I can't even bear to go and see this, it really looks awful. And I get free tickets. Haha.
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Justin Bieber 3D Biopic to be released next Spring...
Please God no? If it transpires to become legit I'm going to seriously need to be booking time off work.
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The Expendables
^ It's a 15 (: Ahh it was really quite good. I definitely fell in love with Jet Li and Mickey Rourke a little bit more. And yeah, Jason Statham and his generically tragic "I will act the same in every entire movie I am in" kept making me go "*cringe*" hen on-screen.
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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Ah I hate working at Cineworld please. I don't know about other branches, but Wycombe's only showing it at like 18.10 and 20.45, and due to having to work there I am unable to see it until Tuesday and all the positive reviews of it are KILLING ME. No joke. But seriously, it's not even showing in the biggest screen here? Grown Ups is? That's tragic.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
I almost tried to 'like' this. :(. Ew. To be fair I don't even hate it. I like to pretend I hate it then secretly go and watch it with brewing excitement, but it leaves me with no opinion. It's just like sitting through an oblivion of...nothing-ness. Ha.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
I don't even care to comment on this film as it was diabolical. The only thing I'd like to do is agree with Jark about JBone, he is GORGEOUS (and my ideal man in S Darko haha). As is that Australian guy that played Riley. Om nom nommmm.
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The Collector
Awful, awful film. Definitely only went to see it because I get free tickets like, but it was abysmal. Quite a dull, predictable plot - and yeah definitely one of those films where the gore surpasses any semblance of a plotline, for shame.
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Inception (From the Director of The Dark Knight)
So bloody excited for this. Looks amaazzzinggg.
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Rec 2
Yes! I found it amazing. My boyfriend annoyed me though, because at the end he kept saying it was quite $h!t. But it's obviously lost on him, and he had only seen Quarantine, not Rec, so his opinion is automatically void. Ugh in the showing I went to, some Chavvy idiots made a ruckus about 1/3rd into the film, got up, purposely talking to each other in raised tones, saying things like "ugh man why'd I pay money to see dis ennit, dis film'z $h!t laik". Cretins.
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Coach Trip
I was totally going to apply. Until it transpired they start filming from May 24th, and I have exams from the 25th through to the 28th :(. Surely if I had any sense, the mere concept of appearing on Coach Trip would be higher on my list of priorities than completing my 2nd Year of Uni?! Apparently the audition process is awful.
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Kick Ass
Definitely the best film I've seen ever.
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Celebrity Big Brother 2010
Is she not a Page 3 girl?! I don't even know what she is ): I just assumed...by the way she was suggesting Sov gets her tits out for magazines. Seemed more likely she'd be an average tart than be 'famous' for anything respectable.
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Celebrity Big Brother 2010
YES. Sov to stay please. Nicola's such a massive rara girl. Acting all proud of putting out for newspapers as if it constitutes a real, respectable job? Tart. I find her so offensive I had a miscarriage and I'm not even pregnant. ESS. OH. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Celebrity Big Brother 2010
I want some Sov lovin' in my life. She's AMAZING.
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Avenged Sevenfold' s The Rev R.I.P
I have literally had the worst day ever. Then I went on FB and found out about this. :( :( :( :( :( <///3
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Paranormal Activity
I'm much in the view of this film as Scott is. I'M SO SAD, GENUINELY, as everyone made it sound like something new and refreshing for a change. I just found it appallingly predictable, quite a good concept though. I kind of wish they explored the whole daemon [not sure which spelling to make there] thing a bit more though? It's probably just me, but I found the beginning waffled on for a bit too long, and I just wanted to know why it had those weird bird footprints!! ): I loved how most people in the cinema shat themselves, yet, come the ending, all you could hear were bellows of "OMGZ MAN DAT FILM WOZ SO $h!tE INNIT!?". LOL. I wish I'd watched it in my house as opposed to the cinema, that would've been a bit of a lot more creepier I think...
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2012
Ew. The mere concept of Cusack being vaguely compared to Cage in the looks department hurts my head. Cusack's beautiful. I quite liked 2012! It's one of the first films I've seen of that length which didn't make me leave to go to the toilet halfway through. I judge that as a pretty good feat.
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon
LET ME IN. Hahahahah, oh dear. I don't want to work on opening night for this [or any night, actually], I know I'm going to be. Poo. We have like, a massive poster of RPattz in one of our corridors and all the teeny girls keep grinding up on it. Ew. I bet it's sopping wet by the time I get to work tonight.
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X Factor Live Shows: Week 5
I did have a soft spot for Lucie, but I find Jedward too adorable. ): Hmm. f***ing 'llow the result tonight, what's more criminal is how butterz Dannii looked. Oh dearrr.
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Sick, Twisted, and BEYOND WRONG....
That's actually appalling. I don't understand what it is with parenting these days? Seriously, pretty much everyday I work in Cineworld, I see kids [they literally couldn't be over 11] tarted up in neon tutus [genuninely have seen that] and running about in heels like they're the next Kate Moss. It's atrocious...what goes through the parents' minds is beyond me. I sure as hell know that when/if I have a daughter, she'll be going out donning a burka, babbyy.
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X Factor: The Live Shows - Week 2
Today, I remembered why I rarely [if ever] watch The X Factor. After seeing Cheryl Cole's performance, I find it to take her snide remarks about those twins (saying -they- don't deserve to be there) seriously. She's not all that and a bag of Nachos. Oh, and someone give her a burger please.
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How does everyone not love this band?
Chris. I'm liking this bruvvvv! It makes me want to dance like a...sex pest almost.
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Derren Brown - The Events
It didn't work for me either ): Even when I watched the video on the repeated show. The first time my brother made me laugh too much to be able to concentrate; in the corner of my eye all I could see was him slowly raising his hands replicating that twonk who'd done the same on the show. Foool.