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Katy Brand is such a f***ing beast. Someone should roast her husk of a body on an open flame. Dire attempts at comedy. I quite like Little Boots, [especially Earthquake], so I'm sad that I missed her when she came to my Uni last year ): I actually "allowed" her, I'm such a muggy c**t.

^ Don't get fukkin lippy about it mate! -gigglesnortgiggle-!

I'm getting a bit excited for this now, I feel rubbish as I haven't read the book yet. I might try and crack that bad boy out soon. Is it really bad that I can't stand KStew? ): The way she acts the same in absolutely e.v.e.r.y movie [...that I've seen] and her man voice upset me. She totally reminds me of a poor man's Effy from Skins as well, and when you're the poor man to a Skins character...something's obvs wrong.

I can't STAND her. AT ALL. Vile girl. Even merely in regards to her appearance, terrible role model. I've never come across a boy who doesn't think she's the greatest thing since sliced bread, and when my friend said to me "I'll tell you what actress I think's really pretty and don't know why..." and knew she was going to say Megan Fox. She's pretty in an odd way, but after $h!tloads of surgery and enhancements...who wouldn't be? [except for the likes of Jocelyn Wildenstein haha]. Glamourising that so men can sexually objectify you and perceive you as the "ideal" woman seems a brilliant idea. Even this video of her makes me angry. You can just tell she's an average, dime a dozen bint: 0_vDkp-jCvA Slaaaaag!

Innittt, I assumed there was one and looked through everythinggg the other day [asif. Up to page 2] and didn't want to create a new one incase it was on the top of page 3... Anywho, such a bloodddyyy marvellous film. I just wanted to take the baby alien home. It was so saaadd when ~Le sigh~.

The first one made water sequences look so good! At least there was actually something -slightly- sinister about it. This one made it seem like an invisible man did all the handywork haa! I don't think it was as bad as Scott and Cal make it out to be, but it was so much more subtle in the first one, whereas here...broken chair, wobbling fan, hair straightners, hair spray, scissors close to the face, the toenail cleaning part [which was the most 'ICK' part of the whole film], the oil that leaked from a hair product...it was all too much and too baits ahaha.

I'm really not phased by New Moon, but Jackson Rathbone keeps drawing me in! ): He looked delightfully geektastic ot the Teens Choice Awards, golly goshhh!

I love the fact that he tried to hang himself with a noose ahah. Oh hi 1920s.

What did he do? :o

Guh I'm so in love with JGL ): He's such an absolute beaut. I ~really~ wanted to see this tonight, but I'm working 5-Cl. On an Orange Wednesday. Hurrah, I'll be lucky if I'm out before 1am ):.

Hahaha I loved how after nobody said a w.o.r.d, and Nick/Lori/George were merrily clinking away their champagne glasses the same day it'd happened haaa. I think I loved it a lot because my tickets were free :D.

Just got home from seeing this and it was rather amazzzing to be honest, haa. God love the FD franchise. I'm annoyed that it, technically Oh and obligatory lowering of the town, the chap who played Nick would well f***ing get it. Corr blimey.

What is this about not getting the £100k? o: I haven't been able to watch it much because of stupid work. Damn having to earn a living! I must say, my 'like scale' for Sophie's gone up again now. Merely for the way she eats, I love that she just gorges out on food. It makes a change from the stick thin girls who eat like, a cornflake, then say they're full. Her appetite makes me happy! ...Although you know there's something wrong when your basing your ideal winner on their eating habits D:.

^ This ):. I used to like her, but after that Geography/map task...words escape me...

I haven't seen LA Ink in an ageee, since there was that drama about Pixie going somewhere on holiday and not telling Kat or something? Haa. On one of LA Ink's photos on Facebook, a lottt of people commented complaining about Aubrey. What's she done to be so hated?! I haven't seen an epi with her in yet. Just to put it out there, I'd never say no to a threesome with Kim and Kat, hah.

Blaaah I always forget how much I hate Bea's face. I bought some choux buns from Asda [extraneous info] earlier, and thought "mate, I'll crack these badboys out right now"; was ~genuinely~ put off by the sight of Bea's face. Genuinely. D:

I don't know why I felt to need to put that first one in spoilers, it's hardly a shocker ahah. Oh wellll. And I suppose this double post can highlight my love for all the sexy boys in this film. I'd kill a Jew for a piece of Hans Landa, I'll be open about it.

^ Int it though! That is so rubbish for doing that ): I was hoping for a . Alas! What was the last lineee? :o! I don't even remember, how attrocious. The Italian scene is basically amazing to be honest ~swoon~.

So because of this thread, I popped into Waterstones with my other half the other day to buy the book. I searched it on their computer system, and whilst doing so just mumbled "the lovely boner puhleeaz", mainly because I chat bumbreeze. The system only shows whether a particular book's in stock or not, not where it's located in the shop. I get shy, so forced my boyfriend to ask a member of staff where it is, he totes just bellowed out "EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU GOT THE LOVELY BONER?" It was f***ing 'zing.

Maaattte, I went to see this tonight and it was nothing short of amazing. I'm not amazing at playing the 'film critic' role, but, aw man, I'm going back on Wednesday or whenever I'm not actually working to see again. I think I'm a little bit in love with Christoph Waltz too.

^ Sorry about the whole "shooting down any possible concept of people having a different opinion from me" thing! I was watching the argument between her and Marcus online whilst writing so obv I got a bit overzealous ahah.

^ You chat bumbreeze. Bea's a f***ing sychophant beast.

I went to see this last nigghht. Kind of ruined it for myself, I read the plot on Wiki because I thought my bf hated films like this and didn't want to go and see it with me, turns out he's been harbouring the fact that he did indeed want to see it ): Regardless, it wasn't too shabby. I think I have the biggest Timothy Olyphant fetish. Ever ~le woe~.

To Kill a Mockingbird on VHS babbyyy.

Hahah the twist sounds like it actually required a lot of creative power. I might actually get round to seeing this soon when I finally get a day off work. God love free tickets.