Chemical_Halo

OH MY GOD. Thursday's one was too f***ing amazing, brilliant stuff "The f***ing baguette eating d-ckhead frog." "He made me racist!" Aaahahaah. And Jay with the Sleeping Beauty scene, and when he pretended Si did a horrendous poo beautfiul

This episode was amazing. Their reactions when Nick told them how much they'd spent on the Sandalwood, and his calm, "I'll leave you to it then." as he walked away. Aahahahahahah <3.

Too, too much. Gah =[. [/even though AS IF I won't 'gasm about it nearer the time aaaha]

I'm sorry, but I went to see this tonight and pure lovelovelove. I don't understand the order or what an interquel means, though. So, because the is in it, this film is set just before Dom goes to Tokyo? Jaa? But honestly, I'd pay to see it again, it's bloody amazing. But I'm not speaking from an "I SEE ALL AND KNOW ALL" point of view, because I don't. So lame that , though (n).

IT'S F-CKING AMAZING.

OMG. What a GOLDEN episode!!! "This is meant to be Work Experience. Not, 'standing-round-like-a-f***ing-twat' Experience." "There's looking older, then there's THAT. I thought you were 30!!!" AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

^ Oh was she that Asian girl!? I think I remember her, she was a bloody disgrace =[.

This makes me so happy. It was so funny today, that Matt (?) who gave one of the woman flowers he'd received as a gift, was bloody priceless. I love the one where one guy vomits as a result of some woman's poached egg. I love how he dropped his punnet of strawberries, then when he went to stand up, banged his head on the fridge ahahah. And another where one man said he was straining something through with 'Muslim', ahahaha.

Ahahaahaha has anyone seen the trailer on Facebook with the Geography trip? Will: "That's a flimsy reason" Jay: "I'll tell you what won't be flimsy...MY COCK." ahahahaahah

The mere concept of this gets me wet. It's mortifyingly funny. YOU BUMDER.

^ Exactly what I was thinking, ugh. RIP though =[, I actually felt quite SAD when my Mum was saying about it. I'VE NEVER FELT THAT EMOTION, f***ing disgrace.

I don't know, it's so complex but...how ODD it is. I don't think it was suicide either. I can't remember what other factors there were, but there was something about a stool by the window? Meaning it'd be impossible for someone to get in/out? =/. And the added sentences on the 'suicide note'. But then again I kind of agree with GF aswell. Surely after all the media attention it would've been established it was murder or not, anyway? =/. Courtney doesn't seem the type who'd be able to pull off the perfect murder, haa. Idk. Thinking about it confuses me and hurts my brain lol.

Dear oh f***ing lord, I'm sorry but they're all so vile and the mere concept of these people make me die a bit inside =[. Just watching GMTV and Max Clifford was on the phone saying how she's planning a march to 10 Downing St. [OR SOMETHING, I DIDN'T/COULDN'T REALLY LISTEN] about lowering the age for cervical cancer screenings to 20 years old. I love how he put little to no emphasis on the fact that Look magazine started this campaign and it's all down to them...because obviously it's not....it's Jade Goody since she's the one suffering from it...

BOO. She's not even that bad =s. And basing it on her acting as Cassie fails because there's only so many ways you can portray uhh, a deluded, drug-indulging, naive girl or whatever the character was meant to be about lol. Anwar = Quite $h!t. Yet supposedly Dev Patel = GOD in Slumdog Millionaire. SHE MAY BE THE FEMALE, WHITE, DEV PATEL.

Ahaha if she was I can imagine a lot of people having kittens about it. I LIKE HER THOUGH. She's different and quirky, not just because she played Cassie, but still.

I want to seeeeee thissss due to my love for Emily Blunt. That is all!

I usually just go with my bf as I CAN'T STAND GOING WITH FRIENDS. But then I'm not fond of going by myself as I'm such a worrywort, plus it'd mean buying food/tickets myself *cheapskates everywhere plzzz*. Everyone's just too stupid and chatty and I get so stressed out when people talk/ask questions through films, even if it's one I don't particularly want to see like My Bloody Valentine lol.

^ You probably could at Cineworld tbh. I don't know what the staff are like elsewhere, but the Wycombe ones are thick as pig$h!t. So one girl at the til (WHO I AM CONVINCED WAS IN FACT ANDY FROM LITTLE BRITAIN) asked us if we had Student cards. I showed mine, and my boyfriend doesn't have one. So she asked his age and he said '17' (not knowing the film was an 18) and she just said he was still classified as a student and gave us the tickets. D'oi. Then upstairs the ticket man asked us for ID, I showed mine and obv my boy couldn't show his. Yet they just let us galavant on through anyway. OH DEAR.

^ Some of those are a few lies though. Because I did like Rorshchcahahachck [whatever his name is. I SHOULD JUST WRITE WALTER] and Dan's naked body.

I WAS DRAGGED TO SEE THIS BY MY BF. SCHOOLBOY ERROR. It was alright, but...$h!t? I'm not being funny, but I thought I'd mistaken it for Emmanuelle 2000 or something. Why would my bf take me to see a film which is $h!t and clearly just focusses on sexytime? He'd be lucky if he was planning to get some at home. And the girl was an appalling actress and probably only got the role for putting out for a parsnip. Ugh. I really hated it. I suppose it's alright for little 15 year old boys who can't get laid to get their rocks off to though.

^ You don't sound at all like Dan though ahah, at least you put reasons why rather than just seeming to celebrate her death! Her death will be the death of me, I think. =[. As I was reading this page of the thread I was like "NOMOREPLZZZBBZ", but she popped up on GMTV. So, apparently she's in hospital having a blockage removed from...jeez I don't remember so leaving that sentence open's going to look a bit ominous hah. And she's very comfortable with the publicity around her, just to put all you guys' minds at rest lol.

The cast of Hollyoaks were AMAZING! And I've now developed a huge crush on the boy who plays Elliott; he's too adorable, aww.

Oh dear =[. I don't like it much, it's very...simple? Like, in the league of Catchphrase, simple.

^ The part where the woman dropped her shopping and one of the group of boys mimicked sexing her ahahahahahahahaha. And when Thao asked where he'd got his tools, and was replied with "This may be a surprise to a theif...but I bought them." Champion stuff.

^ Aaaaahahahahahah you're genuinely amazing!!! <3