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No it wouldn't because at this point we all know Cascada will be number one. Since Monday Cascada has sold thousands more than Jacko everyday, and will definitely be ahead this time tomorrow. So I'm afraid you may not get the tantrums you're expecting...

It's a shame that Cascada was released this week, or it would be a real contest between MJ or La Roux as to who would be crowned No 1 this week. Shame she.. oops sorry THEY (even though nobody knows either of the other 2 members) had to spoil the party with their Gaga rip-off.. :angry:

Take a little from column A aanndd..

La Roux to overtake Jackson in the next update. Sadly.

I would like to see Cascada release ETD after 20 years and see it get anywhere near No 1. People can buy songs as often as they want as long as theres a demand for them, and the death of MJ makes it understandable that those who may have missed the hype the first time round may want to see what all the fuss was about. He deserves to get to the top spot for his body of work anyway, and hopefully if the funeral takes place on the Friday the coverage will push it over the edge. Besides, even if Crapca.. oops I mean Cascada don't make it this time, they'll probably do it next week as the hubris surrounding Jacko substides. I think its a quiet week for new releases too. So, smiles all round..

Because I like guessing games?? :lol:

Are you addressing moi? A prat? Why how dare you!! I refuse to take that kind of abuse from a chav, and a mechanical one at that. I hope your sockets rust, your sprockets bust and someone pours a big jug'o water inside your main circuitry. BEEP! Anyway, moving on..

HA That's rich coming from someone who posts nothing but nonsense about how Jacko will lose out to Cascada and La Roux in the charts. Telling us once is enough, but you've said the same thing about 100 times in the same thread and it's quickly become repetitive and irritating. I think you enjoy winding people up even more than I do. Anyway, I didn't insult any one individual, just chavs generally. Which I think you'll find is quite a popularist view. Anyway, I look forward to your next fascinating message about how Jacko's sales will decline over the course of the week. How ORIGINAL. Yawn..

Has anyone ever told you how ANNOYING you are? Just throwing it out there.. :arrr:

Funny.. I was on the bus the other day and around half a dozen people who strongly resembled chavs had their ringtones go off and all I could hear churning out was TRULY MADLY DEEPLY and EVERYTIME WE TOUCH. Fortunately I had The Neverending Story theme tune stuck in my head from earlier, so it was not too annoying. Perhaps, like most subspecies, the chavs in your area may vary. For instance, the chavs indiginous to where I live chew on gum and wear trackies while hanging round outside Mcdonalds. Maybe yours are attired in Burberry and prefer the comforts of swearing indiscriminately at each other when languishing outside KFC. Wow, this could make for a fascinating study. Someone get David on the phone. What? Attenborough or Bellamy?! WHO CARES! I am going to make a mint.. :lol:

If you think THAT'S stereotyping you should read my last post...... ;)

You shouldn't feel guilty for LOLing about those less fortunate than yourselves if it makes you feel better. Those poor, unfortunate chavs who think Cascada is the pinnacle of dance music deserve to be mocked until their erronious music sensibilities are transmogried through the power of public humiliation. And yes, that last sentence was supposed to be confusing to the aforementioned tragic cases. Again, in the unlikely event you chavs can interpret my thesaurus-exploding dialogue, I will stress this repeatedly: THIS IS JUST MY OPINION. It's not like I want someone throw a brick through my window, or drop a poo into my letterbox so all you chavs and chavettes bent on revenge can do something more productive with your time, like going out on the town to celebrate your first ASBO. Or cadging your partner's gold jewellery for blow money. Hmm I think I better stop now.. :unsure:

Personally, I think Cascada are music for chavs. And I, as well as a large percentage of the population, regard chavs as thick. Therefore, 1+1 =2. Or if you're a chav, 1+1 =3. Hope that clears it up. Remember, just my opinion.. I only speak for myself.. Welcome BTW B)

NO CHANCE!! There can't be that many thick people in the country who feel a pressing need to download a crappy Eurotrash rip-off of Lady Gaga's Just Dance. I look forward to you being proved wrong.. ^_^

It's alright, I'm sure Can You Fix It and The Mr Blobby Song have plenty of fans too. You don't have to explain anything to us.. :)

Okay, I'll hack into I-tunes and find out their home addresses, you get busy sharpening that axe. Deal? ^_^

Oh do be quiet with your 'predictions'. Is Cascada IS No 1 I will personally hold you and your jinxed fortune telling responsible for this travesty of chart justice.... ;)

Real ray of sunshine aintcha.. :rolleyes:

Well I am glad to say I would NEVER honour such dives with my presence!! If other people are brain dead enough to enjoy such trash, well that's their major malfunction ain't it..

I HATE that Cascada song with a passion. It has a strangely prophetic title though.. you put this crap on in any serious disco and it certainly would 'Evacuate The Dancefloor'. I hope for the chart's credibility it never gets anywhere near No 1..

Jackson dying is a national tragedy, but if there's one positive attached to it.. It's the fact that it could push this cr*p out of the top 40!! About bl**dy time!!!!!

C5? Can't see that having much effect. They might as well put it on The Islam Channel. No one watches C5 apart from fans of American imports. It doesn't even have any decent porn now. Shame..

Really? And there was me thinkin' INDESTRUCTIBLE would luurrvvee BULLETPROOF. Oh well..

Well, it hasn't QUITE overtaken yet, so YAY for that..

Wow, just goes to show you how people are different. I just heard it for the first time too and thought what a pile of steaming...... And forced myself off the couch to change the channel. Which considering how stuffed I am after a barbeque (sic), was a big ask. :P