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No, it won't. They only had two albums, SPICE and SPICEWORLD, and I saw both in a charity for a quid each yesterday. Why buy a 'greatest hits' when you can get more songs for a whole lot less? Also, I'd hazard a guess that most of those tickets will end up on ebay at some point. Where they'll likely go for 50x their value. Count me out though...

Is she actually out this week? In any case the No 1 album will either be Bruce Springsteen or Katie Melua. I confidently guarantee it..

ZZZZZZZ you're far too good-natured about this whole sorry saga. What we need is some more mad Shayne Fans on this forum: We, the above concerned are OUTRAGED that three PLASTIC TALENTLESS BIMBOS have beaten our MANCUNIAN HEARTTHROB to the top of the charts. I bet they're RIGGED cos there's no way those bitches would beat him in a FAIR CONTEST. It's all a CONSPIRACY against REALITY TV SHOWS and we will complaining IN FORCE to all the radio stations to get them to play Shayne or we will BOYCOTT THEM AND ALL COMPANIES WHO ADVERTISE ON THEM. GRR I CAN'T TALK I'M LIKE SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO UPSET RIGHT NOW. Everyone calls him rude names even my teacher and I feel like crying but when I look at the picture of him I have on my desk lid everything SEEMS RIGHT AGAIN. OH SHAYNE YOU SAVED ME FROM SUICIDE LAST YEAR PLEASE PM ME I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU IN PERSON EVEN THOUGH WE'VE NEVER MET I SWEAR I FEEL A CONNECTION BETWEEN US AND WE ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER SO PLEASE LOVE ME. I DITCHED MY BF BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO GET UR HAIRCUT WOT A SADDO LOL." Come, we need more mentally ill people on here. WHO'S WITH ME?!

The Coral – Jacqueline 40 Elvis Presley – King Creole 15 Jennifer Lopez – Do It Well 05 Kate Nash – Mouthwash 25 Manic Street Preachers - Indian Summer 20 MIA – Jimmy 55 Samanda - Barbie Girl 30 Stereophonics – It Means Nothing 03 Sugababes - About You Now 01 (DUH) (Downloads only) Aly & AJ – Potential Break Up Song 35 Feist – 1234 14 Mark Ronson ft Amy Winehouse – Valerie 10 Mika – Happy Ending 32 Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight 29 Cheers, ears Bonus #1: Will Shayne Ward - No U Hang Up/If That's OK With You still be in the Top3? NAY Bonus #2: Will Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry still be in the Top20? NAY Bonus #3: Will Newton Faulkner - Dream Catch Me still be in the Top40? YAY

Hey! You ruined my joke <_< Because you're the admin I'll let you off with a caution this time, but DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!! :arrr:

GUESS WHO'S NUMBER 1 TODAY?? SPOILERS SPOILERS (REALLY) DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!! OK HERE WE GO!!! ME! AND EVERY OTHER DAY TOO!!

Is that a fact?

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW!! Sales today don't count to today's chart. And, he was at Glasgow yesterday! If only he'd stay there...

I will have a drink on Sunday if the Babes are No1... If I don't of thirst first that is :lol:

Sugababes will have to wait until next week to be No 1. Shayne Ward was sold out in every shop that sells singles that I was in yesterday... HMV, Virgin, Woolworths... and he wasn't doing any signings here. I hate to say this, but I think the personality-less pretty boy is a dead cert for the top spot..

Sugababes download next week, 2x CDs out Oct 1st. Shower me with your thanks... ;)

I HATE this song with a huge passion. Of course, they play it on the music channels whenever I have my Sky+ box plugged in just to wind me up. It reminds me of something the Partridge Family might sing on their woeful TV show back in the 70's , it's so annoyingly bouncy and happy you just wanna be sick. Come back Junior Senior all is forgiven!!

Because the sales of 3 and under are so sh*t?!

I am surprised that no-one's mentioned that faux-American b*tch Joss Stone yet, with her awful album Introducing Joss Stone (even though it was her THIRD album DOH) and her dreary single Tell Me 'Bout It. As for the second single featuring that common rapper, the less said the better. That performance at the Brits has probably damaged her career beyond repair in the UK, and she isn't selling that well in the USA either. Adios, you bizarrely coiffured Yank wannabe!!

Best: Phil Collins (A classic DESPITE what anyone says) Worst: Akon ( A truly appalling song)

Fergie 'Big Girls Don't Cry' isn't a new entry, is it?

If you shoot a moron, could the police actually overlook the murder charge and give you a medal instead?

Sorry, this is a lovely song which even impresses a cynical old bast*rd like myself. It's sung from the heart, and is so much better than a lot of other songs about now which seem written by committee with no depth whatsoever. I hope it eventually climbs to No 1..

Try telling that to Dance X! Sadly though, I suspect you may be right...

Wait about five hours and you will find out..

No, it won't. Have you any idea how many people watch that show? Answer: about 25% of the X factor audience. Besides, whichever group wins the competition will get to tour with Rihanna, which is probably the main reason she's putting in an appearance. I predict it won't have any impact on the sales, and the physical single will struggle to make top 10...

Where is Natasha Bedingfield (aka THE HOLY GIRL) in albums/singles?

I have a feeling that Robyn may retake No 1 this week. Or maybe the suicidal fat guy may start out top 10 in the early update, then gradually climb to No 1 the same way Umbrella did. I can't wait to find out ^_^

Oh come on, you love it really! On a seperate note, your quote needs to be changed. Robyn's already been and gone from the No 1 spot. Sort it out mate!! Perhaps your next campaign could be for her to have a top 10 album...

I know, someone with epilepsy could *dribble* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Just kidding, can't we have a nice lady flashing instead?!