maggotsforbrains

This is terrifying nowhere is safe from the Biffage

don't even know if that's bottom five lines tbh - both of Meg's verses are butchered SO BADLY: "Follow me sing with me Biff down the side of me Quick jump out before being what you got to be I tell him where to put it, never tell where I'm bout to be I'll run down on him fore I have a Biffy run for me Play your riff, bite your lip Ask for a car while you chase that Biff You really ain't never gotta Biff him for a thing He already made his mind up 'fore he came" "Your honor I'm a freak Biff, tattoo, bearded Switch my ring, make him feel like he cheatin' Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in Never lost a fight but i'm lookin for a Biff In the food chain, I'm the one that eat you But in my bass, he's a Biffy eater Big D stand for big demeanor I could make you Biff before i ever meet ya"

you had PBSD (Post Biffy Stress Disorder) lmao - guess we're not wet as Biffy!

I'd say WAB's worse tbh, genuinely excruciating listening experience

can't be worse than that Live Lounge cover Biffy Clyro did that was so bad they literally scrubbed it from their socials 🤣 (YouTube reupload link if you're morbidly curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-I-0haK_UE)

still remember when Roses (Imanbek Remix) was first blowing up back in 2020 and they were playing it for a good while before they started censoring it despite the VERY explicit lyrics - still hear it uncensored in the wild sometimes and it kinda sends me lol

I don't know why they censored that and not cider but they also censored pawn in "That don't work, it's pawn, no chess" - guess they thought it was the other word pronounced like that lmao

feel like replacing the top three recap from the start and replacing it with a runthrough of big gainers outside the top forty from the previous week would be better and cut repitition, but I don't think they did a bad job overall tbh

they just censored vinegar 😭 ("Drinking apple cider _______ 'cause she wanna be Kim 'n 'em" from Sprinter)

Man I Need's probably got the all-time record on Apple Music - it's spent over 200 days on top of their daily UK Top 100 charts!

I'm movin' to the bubbibnanabiaivuadfibbiibfbfibsdjbibsffb bass oh yeah

move it (HugeL) to the sun (ACR) already please and thank you x

it's stronger on Apple Music and Amazon than on Spotify, which helps it out on the First Look with the missing data

can't believe Stick Season's only two places away from repeaking!

diabolical top three incoming (even if I think Great Expectation's pretty decent)

in both countries stupid song's actually been the most stable on streaming - in the US it would've been #6 on last week's consumption data but it lags behind drop dead on radio while over here it'd have been #6/#7 on an ACR-less chart

Thanks for organising this - you did a great job! ❤️ Happy to be joint 11th - was honestly expecting to have done worse than that.

guess this'll climb a bit by Friday given it's weak on Amazon and has been gaining elsewhere

great hold for Jolene here - it'll probably fall a bit by Friday though

I guess, but the Kasabian pick wasn't the most streamed on Spotify in the last week either so doubt it was their most popular track so I really don't know how they picked which tracks to play

yeah don't worry, I'm definitely not catching you even if I get this last one right!

"my friends are _______ ____ in the bathroom" 🤣 they used to do an abridged top twenty in 60 mins, I'd imagine they'll just cut some tracks short

should've played Pure instead (also @JosephStyles SIENNA's album is called VISITOR not Pure - no offence, I know you're busy keeping up with all this)

but isn't it So Easy (To Fall In Love) with it? 🤣

haven't heard it but I guess they're washed af? can't be worse than that new Bloc Party album, right?