Summer FRUITS!!!!!

Irresponsible and tone deaf. She could have been biting his leg, she could have been the one standing, or basically anythin else. It's not a good cover.

Y'all, well some of y'all, really brought it this round!!! Omg Saturdays vs Mieackes!!! Mary J vs Avril!!! Very good entries 1 fave: Saturdays - All Fired Up 2 Miracles by Calvin Harris 3 Mary J Bkinge - Famiky Affair. SO GOOD BUT OMG MIRACLES AND ALL DRIED UP ARE TOO!!! 4 Axil - My Happy ... Ending? 5 Christina - Fighter (copy of Stronger by Britney but more refined and modern) 6 Fifth Harmony 7 Churches 8 Sasami 9 Addison Rae 10 Enrique and Ciara 11 Elton John 12 James Blake 13 Charlie Puth 14 A ha 15 Damiano 16 Pet Shop Boys (their only good song is that one at the end od Breakfast Club k bye) Ooh wait and that one on GTA V. That one's a banger too.

I'm European moderate left-of-centre. My main economic things are end to boom and bust capitalism, workers owning the means of production, a gradual end to capitalism, redistribution of wealth and wealth caps, ending the class society, and equality for all. My main social are, pr voting systems, ending voter suppression, fair and free access to abortion within medically decided term limits, free access to universal healthcare, a well funded public health system and educational system (I like the German model ), membership of the EU, equality for all, equal marriage. The media should be regulated by independent organisations, bringing in clear impartiality rules, and social media should be banned from promoting or hosting political stories, as they are usually a load of lies. Meanwhile, I don't care about centrist identity politics (see, Hillary's campaign,.or Tories criricising Labour for not having a female PM yet). What matters is policy, not the person. Soo all in all, moderate European centre left.

It's ok. Bed Chem and a few others on the albumw were better.

Looks like Ellie has survived with her joint worst song ever (with that crap with Calvin Harris over an electronic beat, need tour love, words cur off perfectlt, sanitised dance beat starts), so she should go pretty far now

Flop song, wrong song. Should have been: Zombieboy Garden of Eden How Bad Do You Want Me This as a smaller single Disease Halloween ONly way to do it

The Ellie song is atrocious and the Rina song really isn't very foos. I think they both in danger guurl

Made a quick change to my ranking

PREACH I hate Kat and Alfie together. It's just so, so boring.

Crap, I had a post saved with two songs. Came to edit it, and it's gone

1 Elton and Dua 2 James Blake 3 Damiano D 4 Bob 5 Charlie P 6 Enrique Iglesias

Saturdays Fifth Harmony Churches Walk the Moon Pet Shop Boys A-ha

1 Christina Aguilera and Lil' Kim 2 Avril Lavigne 3 Mary j Blige 4 Addison Rae 5 Sasami 6 Rina S 7 Ellie Goulding 8 I was aboot to kick off, as I couldn't find an 8th song, till I checked the first post and saw it was 7 anyway!!!

I thinkkk Scunthorpe, Milton Keynes and South Shields

An DISGRACE to put Saturdays and Fifth Haemonies' ballads so low!!!

Is this of all time?

I'll get it back on topic: Trumo and his cohort of fascists f***in SUCK. Stephen Miller is really in charge. Trump is just his speaking sock puppet, who loves all the attenrion and grift and personal enrichment for him and his billionaire friends. Look at the Nasa funding basically going to SpaceX for vanity projects that are IMPOSSIBLE GRIFTS. Taco Trump is clueless, and he didn't know anyrhing about the case of the American man exhiled to a prison in El Salvador. He toed the Miller line, though.

This title just reminds me of

Poor Jadekissidonia not getting through :(

And it's... 14: Andy Abraham - Even If (2008) Pros: Funky fresh!!! Very different sound from the BBC Funky staging Competent performance and vocal Sounds like Don't Stop (Till You Get Enough) Jahq must be breathing a sigh of relief Not a ballad!!! Cons: Feels a little unfinished/ half-baked Needed a touch-up The back-up singers sound a little out of tune Totally out of sync with the charts and music scene by a few decades Jahq gets his wish, as Even If goes out in 14th place. Gooddelta mentioned that this sounds like Don't Stop (Till You Get Enough), which is my favourite from Michael Jackson, so that's probably why I love this song Whilst there are some glaring issues with this entry, which is why it is 14th - namely that it has got absolutely NOTHING AT ALL to do with the UK music scene in 2008, and that it looks like it was all done on a budget of about 50 pence - I still think it's a good effort! It's unique and different to most of the safe pop songs that the BBC sends to the Eurovision. To me, this entry really stands out amongst the crowd of slow ballads and chirpy pop songs. We have a good vocalist with dad disco moves, a brightly-lit, disco dancefloor as the staging with a live band theme, and the track is a bouncy slice of retro disco! What's not to like? Well, to be fair, if you're not into dated disco-funk, I can see why you wouldn't like this, and see it as another bland pop entry from the BBC. But I like the genre, and I think it lends itself so well to live performances (which is why the live band-theme in the staging works so well). I can also see why it flopped, because of how divorced it is from 2008's music, because it was in the death slot, and because disco-funk isn't for everyone. The song could pribably benefit from having a bit "more" going on, especially in the instrumental. There is something missing, and a stronger beat, with more dissonant chords running alongside the main chord progression, would probably have given it a fuller, more interesting sound, and enhanced it. Of course, the out-of-tune back-up singers do NOT count as dissonant chords!! Anyway, I really like this one, and I think, given a few changes, it could have really stood out in the competition.

But before that... (WHAT IF? 14th PLACE): Hyrise - Leading Me On (2004) Pros: This could have easily been in the charts ... in the late 90s, very, very early 00s Good vocals Representative of the music landscape of the UK Unique Cons: Probably wouldn't have done better than James Fox It was a bit dated by 2004 Not a ballad A quick, What If? moment here! Hyrise would probably have done really well at the Eurovision ... in an alternate universe, when the song had been prepared for the 200/1 Eurovision cycles. I'm not sure how well it would have done in 2004, following Jemini, and I don't think the BBC would have wanted anyone who wasn't a tried and tested safe pair of hands, but it is a bit of a bop. It's not a ballad, either! It's a solid pop song, though a little bit dated.

I'm going to do an I'm a Celeb/ X Factor moment here: The song going out in 14th place will be one of the following: Mollie, Scooch, Andy Abraham, Blue, or Electro Velvet. Find out ... after the break!

Yeah, he really does look like Teddy, so it was funny when he said, But I look nothing like yu, and had Martin try to claim he looked like Zack l

Looks like they did: But the EBU completely silenced the audience! (And added fake cheers for Israel!)

Linda should probably leave the Vic, seeing as she can't watch anyone drink anymore, as she confirmed to Vicky the other night!!! I'd love Nicola and Janine to team up. Until janine comes back, Nicola will do nicely.I also like that they didn't punish her for her crimes. usuaully, soaps have double standards. They let men kill, be gangsters, and get away with anything; women ALWAYS have to pay for their crimes. It's like GoT; Sersei had to walk naked through the streets, to get audience symapthy and to be punished, but NONE of the murderous men EVER had to go through ANYTHING like that, and a lot of them didn't have to pay for what they did. Ever.I hope Nicola kills off more people, especially Zack. We just do not need Zack. He's atrocious as a character. I'm still loling at him thinking this teenager, who doesn't know him, would choose to go WITH HIM and upend his life. And that he thought it was a good idea to scream for him in the middle of the Square, in front of all of their neighbours! This is AFTER he said he was scared for his life AND scared for his daughter lol. He hadn't had ANYTHING to do with the boy, andhe is doing his bloody GCSEs! Leave him alone. Go live with Whitney and connect with your child! There is more to being a father than blood. Trying to kidnap Barney was just the height of hypocrisy, too.