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#OSLOLSOLSOLSLOSlLSOSSLOSTONSILLITISSOSLOL 262 240 238 208 202 198 194 191 187 184 178 177 175 175 174 169 161 158 156 156 156 153 152 150 149 146 143 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 139 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 136 135 127 123 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 120 108 80 78 73

#OSLOL WILL WIN THE JURY 262 240 238 208 202 198 194 191 187 184 178 177 175 174 161 158 156 156 156 153 152 150 149 146 143 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 139 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 136 135 127 123 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 120 108 106 102 80 78 73 What is the deduction for Taaaaaahinioop

#OSLOLWILLWINTHISJURY 262 240 238 208 202 198 194 191 187 184 178 177 175 161 158 156 156 156 153 152 150 149 146 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 136 135 127 123 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 120 110 108 106 102 80 78 78 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 74 73

#OSLOLWILLTOPTHEJURYVOTE 262 240 208 198 194 191 187 184 178 177 175 175 161 156 156 153 152 150 149 146 140 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 136 135 127 123 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 120 110 106 102 96 95 80 78 78 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 74 73 45

Most of the time I am but also most of the time I'm not aware that I am. Schrodinger's host

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Anyone else also not notice I didn't announce 34th? oop It was Lichtblick - Feuerregen // FSR Rontvia with 31pts that'll be in the next one

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Soz boo

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this messaged is approved by the Oslol international relations department

HERE ARE THE FINAL VOTES FROM THE FINALISTS IN THE FINAL OF THE FINAL EVER OSLOL HOSTED FINAL OF THE BJSC 111 FINALS. " " Danæviia is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly $l*t. " " New Lexico representatives are claiming Oslol catfished them, after an arranged hookup fell through due to discrepancies between the inferred appearance of an unnamed Oslol representative in comparison to their real life appearance. " " Whilst not officially banned, we're very angry at elëdan, after they called us up to bitch about Cor Lupus and then hit us with the three way call. But it's ok, because we've spread a rumor that you got nipple herpes. 262 199 178 175 175 168 161 154 153 150 147 141 140 135 134 125 119 115 110 109 106 104 102 99 96 95 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 95 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 84 83 80 78 78 78 75 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 74 45 42 Taahino is a non-voter.

" " What the pupok party lack in form filling skills, they made up for in slutty dancing " " The Jupiterdonia delegation did not make it to Oslol, firstly because their a load of Basic Women, and secondly because they misread the map and ended up in Jukanie " " Harmonica should be noted for winning best effort in a primary school egg and spoon race whilst visiting Oslol for the contest, well done you. 248 176 175 173 157 153 141 137 136 135 135 129 126 125 121 116 109 104 102 100 98 97 96 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 93 90 84 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 81 78 78 77 75 71 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 70 68 64 45 29

" " Although not officially banned, Ultraviolenceland have been politely asked not to come back to Oslol after trying to pay for items with hair, finger nails and pictures of Olly Murs for the full duration of their stay. " " Medhelnia have been commended not only for their snappy dressing, but also for their sloppy but dogged oral skills. " " St. Burbia were cautioned under article 194 of Oslololian law, for possession of an unwieldy fringe 228 164 152 136 136 132 132 130 128 127 125 118 114 112 109 101 100 100 97 95 94 87 82 78 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 78 75 73 72 71 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 70 70 69 68 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 64 64 45 24

" " Man, we've been through stews together, we've been spit roasted, we've been deep fried, and now this. What did we do to deserve this " " The nation of Skall is also now banned from any future involvement in Oslol related Lols after being caught impersonating Barry Chuckle at a Rita Ora concert. " " Niceland have been renamed to VeryNiceland and will receive a lifetime supply of Randy Orton 212 153 141 132 128 127 126 125 123 119 116 108 104 93 92 90 88 87 84 81 80 80 71 68 65 64 64 64 63 61 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 60 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 58 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 57 54 50 45 15

" " Buzzjack Mountain are wanted in the northern province of Old Rosie for crimes against Conga. Details to follow. " " We were going to find something wrong with Cor Lupus, but we were distracted by the bright colours and we forgot to. " " FARC have been officially renamed by Oslol to FARC off. 184 133 129 117 115 107 107 106 104 101 93 92 92 92 88 81 80 80 79 78 77 74 71 64 64 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 58 58 58 56 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 52 52 51 50 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 47 36 35 15

" " Aeroche was unfortunately caught trying to sell copies of Christina Aguilera Bionic album at a number of establishments while visiting the country, which under Oslolian law is illegal. " " Holland & Barrett is a chain of health food shops with over 1,300 stores in 16 countries, including a substantial presence in the United Kingdom, Republic of Ireland, Netherlands, Belgium, China, Hong Kong, India and UAE. " " Tinnmark are also banned from future contests after failing to return our calls, and refusing to reply to our messages on scruff. 180 128 115 104 104 100 100 92 87 87 84 79 78 75 74 71 71 67 66 66 65 62 58 56 54 52 52 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 49 49 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 47 41 41 40 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 40 35 20 15

" " the lead member of the Altyr Muunilinst party is wanted on four accounts of indecently exposing themselves to ducks. " " Oslol would like to apologise to members of Rolloland for reading the first line of their votes and beheading three members of their party, after the government were provided with a dictionary they immediately redacted the beheading and our best seamstresses are as we speak fixing the problem. " " Fljótavík know what they did, and we're not going to out them for it. BUT WE KNOW AND WE THINK YOU'RE SICK 159 118 98 94 92 82 78 75 75 74 69 67 67 66 65 61 59 57 55 54 53 53 52 52 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 49 49 44 41 40 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 40 39 36 35 29 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 22 18 15

" " Cadelicia were unfortunately banned from future contests after they attempted to goad a member of the Cowtermont delegation by running at them with tufts of crass and attempting to 'milk' them, in response the Cowtermont victim merely asked for a cigarette. Yep, that's all they wrong sista. " " Espen were unfortunately arrest twice while in the capital due to harassment, whereby they on four occasions were caught offering deep tissue toe massages on street corners. 132 81 81 79 75 74 70 67 66 65 61 58 57 57 56 54 53 52 50 47 46 44 42 41 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 40 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 39 38 36 35 26 25 24 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 22 21 21 13 12

I need to top up my drink.

" " Florina has been given a bag of chips, a copy of nuts magazine and some Kleenex for their exemplory behaviour whilst visiting the capitol of Vodka, they are asked not to use them all at once. " " Unfortunately the national broadcaster of Oslol gave the Rontvian televoters the wrong number to call in their votes, there's a nunery is Daehun right now who are very confused about what a Fljótavík is " " Quintessa is another country who have fallen fowl of the "no no drinking" laws in Oslol, the lead deligate for example passed a breathalyzer test on no less than 19 occasions, sickening. 102 81 69 62 59 58 56 54 54 52 50 50 49 47 44 40 40 40 40 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 38 38 37 36 35 31 28 28 27 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 26 25 24 19 13 12 10 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 9 5

" " Unovia fled the country early in the week after reports emerged that four members of the delegation were caught in a compromising position with some local fauna, reports to follow " " The leader of the Persephonia has on three occassion been hit on by myself, I'm happy to report that on all three occasions he has not only been receptive, but also, quite eager, he has been awared with an albeit slightly damp silver duck. " " In all future correspondance the country formerly known as the Kluminican Republic will now be known as the Kclucimcinican Recpucpblicc 68 64 59 54 52 47 46 41 41 40 40 39 39 38 35 33 32 31 29 27 25 24 24 22 22 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 20 20 20 19 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 16 13 9 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 9 8 5 4 1 // 0 // 0

" " Our duck spies have reported that Dobago will be awarded with an Red Duck badge after batting a chicken drumstick out of the slobbery hand of a fellow delegate. thanx bro. " " Unfortunately Teholnia are officially banned from entry to the country after being the slobbery mess holding aforementioned drumstick " " Bøtanikkä representatives are to be shot on sight after refusing to get drunk at a Oslol hosted party, and later that evening refusing to go to third base with our minister of health. 43 42 41 41 40 39 34 32 29 28 27 27 24 23 22 21 21 20 19 18 18 Vök - Erase You // Altyr Muunilinst 16 ASHS - More Than Friends // St. Burbia 15 15 15 13 12 10 10 9 King No-One - Lemonade // Taahino 9 5 3 2 1 0 0