detonate

+05 Bruno Mars - I Just Might +04 Bad Bunny - DtMF +03 PinkPantheress - Stateside +02 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +01 RAYE - Where Is My Husband -01 Olivia Dean - Man I Need -02 Dave & Tems - Raindance -03 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -04 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In -05 Taylor Swift - Opalite

+05 Bruno Mars - I Just Might +04 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +03 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +02 Djo - End Of Beginning +01 Dave & Tems - Raindance -01 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -02 Harry Styles - Aperture -03 Noah Kahan - The Great Divide -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In

No, the UK Charts don't need to be even more fake.

+25 Mary J Blige - Family Affair +24 Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal +23 Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi +22 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up +21 Jessie J - Who You Are +20 Pink - Try +19 Blink 182 - I Miss You +18 Radiohead - Karma Police +17 David Guetta featuring Sia - She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) +16 Lauv and Troye - I'm So Tired... +15 Kygo featuring Conrad Sewell - Firestone +14 Bloc Party - Flux +13 Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline +12 Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough +11 Robyn - Show Me Love +10 Rufus and Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody +09 Dido - Life For Rent +08 Lily Allen - Pussy Palace +07 Pet Shop Boys - Rent +06 George Michael - One More Try +05 Beyonce - Listen +04 Mariah Carey - Anytime You Need A Friend +03 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell +02 Taylor Dayne - Prove Your Love +01 Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town

+18 Rihanna - Breakin' Dishes +15 Moliy & Silent Addy - Shake It to the Max (Fly) +13 Lola Young - One Thing +12 Kehlani - Folded +11 Charli XCX - Party 4 U +10 Lily Allen - Madeline +09 Blackpink - Jump +08 Skye Newman - FU & UF +07 Fred Again.., Sammy Virji & Reggie - Talk of the Town +06 Sabrina Carpenter - House Tour +05 Lisa feat. Doja Cat & Raye - Born Again +04 Doja Cat - Jealous Type +03 Ed Sheeran - A Little More +02 Rossi & Jazzy - High On Me +01 Lorde - What Was That -02 Benson Boone - Mystical Magical

Addison Rae - Fame Is A Gun Addison Rae - Headphones On Bad Bunny - DTMF Charli xcx - Chains of Love Gunna feat. Burna Boy - WGFT Imogen Heap - Headlock Jade - FUFN (F*ck You For Now) Jennie - Like Jennie Jennie feat. Doechii - ExtraL Jorja Smith - The Way I Love You Katseye - Gabriela Lola Young - D£aler Mark Ronson & Raye - Suzanne Miley Cyrus - End of the World Olivia Dean - Let Alone the One You Love PinkPantheress - Illegal PinkPantheress - Tonight Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco & Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up Sexyy Red & Bruno Mars - Fat, Juicy & Wet Sombr - We Never Dated Tame Impala - Dracula Tate McRae - Anything But Love Tommy Cash - Espresso Macchiato Twice - Strategy Tyla - Push 2 Start Tyler, the Creator - Sugar On My Tongue

+05 Bruno Mars - I Just Might +04 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +03 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +02 Djo - End Of Beginning +01 Dave & Tems - Raindance -01 Harry Styles - Aperture -02 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -03 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sienna Spiro - Die On This Hill

Lewis Capaldi level of bore

Opening Night is fantastic ❤️

+05 Bruno Mars - I Just Might +04 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +03 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +02 Olivia Dean - Man I Need +01 Djo - End Of Beginning -01 Dave & Tems - Raindance -02 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -03 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sienna Spiro - Die On This Hill

+05 Bruno Mars - I Just Might +04 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +03 Djo - End Of Beginning +02 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +01 Olivia Dean - Man I Need -01 Dave & Tems - Raindance -02 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -03 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sienna Spiro - Die On This Hill

I gave 27 points to Katy B's Broken Record ☹️

'I Just Might' might miss the top 5 ☹️

+05 Djo - End Of Beginning +04 Demon Hunters Cast - Golden +03 Olivia Dean - Man I Need +02 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +01 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) -01 Haven. & Kaitlin Aragon - I Run -02 Dave & Tems - Raindance -03 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In

01 Slow (BEST) 02 Can't Get You Out Of My Head 03 I Should Be So Lucky 04 Spinning Around 04 Tears on My Pillow 06 Especially For You 07 Hand on Your Heart 08 XMAS (ewww)

+30 Madonna – Human Nature +29 Rihanna – California King Bed +28 Cardi B feat. Bad Bunny & J Balvin – I Like It +27 Katy B – Broken Record +26 Arctic Monkeys – Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? +25 Mary J. Blige – Family Affair +24 Evanescence – Going Under +23 Muse – Time Is Running Out +22 Dire Straits – Sultans of Swing +21 Pink – Try +20 Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine +19 Sigala & Becky Hill – Wish You Well +18 Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg – Wiggle +17 Selena Gomez – Come & Get It +16 Jessie J – Who You Are +15 Robyn – Dancing on My Own +14 Michael Jackson – Smooth Criminal +13 The Veronicas – Untouched +12 Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) +11 Kanye West – Love Lockdown +10 Mark Ronson feat. Lily Allen – Oh My God +09 Avril Lavigne – Sk8er Boi +08 Whitney Houston – Greatest Love of All +07 The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up +06 JLS feat. Tinie Tempah – Eyes Wide Shut +05 Maroon 5 – One More Night +04 Charli XCX - Apple +03 Mabel feat. Kojo Funds – Finders Keepers +02 Miley Cyrus feat. Dua Lipa – Prisoner +01 Rizzle Kicks – Down with the Trumpets

+05 Djo - End Of Beginning +04 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +03 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) +02 Demon Hunters Cast - Golden +01 Olivia Dean - Man I Need -01 Haven. & Kaitlin Aragon - I Run -02 Dave & Tems - Raindance -03 Zara Larsson - Lush Life -04 Taylor Swift - The Fate Of Ophelia -05 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In

+05 Wham! - Last Christmas +04 Kelly Clarkson - Underneath The Tree +03 Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree +02 Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock +01 Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas -01 Shakin’ Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone -02 Elton John - Step Into Christmas -03 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You -04 Kylie Minogue - XMAS -05 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York

Espresso is a great winner!

A shame that those terrible Boone and Capaldi songs aren't top 10 but squabble up is.

+20 Last Christmas- Wham! (2017/2020/2021) +19 Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis (2007) +18 Stan - Eminem (2000) +17 Scream And Shout - will.i.am ft. Britney Spears (2012) +16 Imagine - John Lennon (1999) +15 Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Madonna (1996) +14 One More Sleep - Leona Lewis (2013) +13 How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees (1977) +12 Thank U, Next - Ariana Grande (2018) +11 Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran (2014) +10 The Final Countdown - Europe (1986) +09 I Believe In You - Kylie Minogue (2004) +08 Sorry - Justin Bieber (2015) +07 All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (2023/2024) +06 Run - Leona Lewis (2008) +05 The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls (2002) +04 Walking On The Moon - The Police (1979) +03 Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - George Michael & Elton John (1991) +02 When You Come Back To Me - Jason Donovan (1989) +01 Victims - Culture Club (1983)

+05 Wham! - Last Christmas +04 Kelly Clarkson - Underneath The Tree +03 Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree +02 Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock +01 Dave & Tems - Raindance -01 Elton John - Step Into Christmas -02 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You -03 Kylie Minogue - XMAS -04 Together For Palestine - Lullaby -05 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York

+05 Wham! - Last Christmas +04 Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree +03 RAYE - Where Is My Husband +02 Kelly Clarkson - Underneath The Tree +01 Olivia Dean - Man I Need -01 Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock -02 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You -03 Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love) -04 Sam Fender & Olivia Dean - Rein Me In -05 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York

Bad habits above DSN? We're officially finished with this year lol

+12 Lewis Capaldi ~ Something in the Heavens +10 Benson Boone ~ Mystical Magical +08 Justin Bieber ~ Daisies +07 Lewis Capaldi ~ The Day That I Die +06 Taylor Swift ~ Opalite +05 Justin Bieber ~ Yukon +04 Lewis Capaldi ~ Survive +03 Benson Boone ~ Mr Electric Blue +02 Playboi Carti ~ Evil Jordan +01 Sam Fender and Olivia Dean ~ Rein Me In