Cody Piastri

KAJ not even a second into their performance:

them shouting out LSD bc Sweden about to take us on a trip 😅

why is Denmark’s entry the sound I think of when I think Eurovision

this… Portugal kinda deserves the backlash I’m sorry

DIVA NOT DOWN

YESSSSS THE MEDICINE BALLS ARE BACK

why did the camera aggressively pan to a shot with her out of frame 💀💀💀

he’s not scared to flaunt it, is he? 🥵

and what if I said addy was right ich komme indeed

…I’m sorry, I zoned out, were we supposed to be judging the song?

Her aesthetic reminds me of I Can See Your Voice and the scientist contestant goes up on stage and it’s revealed that yes, she can sing

I’m stuck between “this song’s good” and “I’m not drunk enough for this”

was that voice crack supposed to be a thing

Erika came and went, nah Italy was the one that came and went

DVDs being considered retro I cannot do this right now

Oh the audience is RAVING right now

well Netherlands is just okay

I feel like I’m in a Legend Of Zelda game

The Iceland entry is growing on me it’s like textbook gamer music from the early 2010s, and I see they’re leaning into that aesthetic with the 8-bit effects

GET JJ A GLASS OF WATER NOW

god those harmonies were really on point

the Twitch reaction stream I’m watching is going NUTS over Ukraine and I’m like “…ok”

seriously wtf is going on with the camera blocking this year???? It’s so ass

from boring adult contemporary ballad to discount Foo Fighters. we’ve traveled back to the year 2000

the Lithuania entry sounds like something the indie bloc in BJSC would absolutely eat up