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I have no idea who any of you are but Bjork's post was totally on the money (and far more interesting than a queue of "it's good, slay! :wub:" comments, even if you disagree with it). "Attacking" awful, uninspired pop music is one of the internet's few remaining pleasures. It's toothless as satire and commits the fatal sin of not being funny either. Trump is such a f***ing absurd and grotesque figure that most attempts at mockery don't work, he himself is a walking parody. They could've at least got someone who looked like him!

I'm only seven years old, but I can't wait for my silly preconceived opinions to be blown away when dark-haired Westlife rises off his stool, lifts his dead eyes dolefully to the camera and simpers his way through whatever cloying Ed Sheeran ballad pays for his new conservatory. I'm looking forward to serious artistic growth, like one of them growing a beard.

I know that it's DEEPLY BASIC of me but f***, he really is incredibly attractive.

There's nothing wrong with taking a snap in the public loos. (but lord, someone take a look at that GROUTING)

bdEz4gcEOoo Scott-Lee. Zainab. QUENTIN. The astonishing, ahead-of-its-time dubstep dance breakdown at 1:27 is literally more life-saving than chemotherapy.

ty bbz xoxo It's mystifying to think that people still hold those opinions. Something tells me that Alex's problem with the gays stems from some fairly unresolved issues regarding his arse. (oh you might as well get rid of this one as well, I was replying to someone else)

11 This Woman's Work The rest is largely insipid crap. I suppose I don't mind the Miss E song. Werk Bitch is ironically enjoyable but so shamelessly courts the pink pound that it might as well be performed by a giant buttplug in a wig.

on tinder like This is entrancingly bad. So many moments in that video. I also like his stunning hat reveal to show off the sizeable leather strap tied around his beautiful bald head, and subsequent pleased face. OBVIOUS WINNER.

My #teamjake status remains, he's an adonis. Season 1 is probably as good as it gets, it remains really consistent up until the start of Season 4, from which it becomes a load of ridiculous, strictly ironic-interest only shite. I won't spoil it but the last episode of Season 3 is one of my favourite episodes of pretty much anything.

09 ...Baby One More Time 05 Sometimes 10 (You Drive Me) Crazy 04 Born To Make You Happy ?? From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart 07 Oops!... I Did It Again 03 Lucky 08 Stronger ?? Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know 09 I'm A Slave 4 U 09 Overprotected 06 I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman 05 I Love Rock And Roll 07 Boys (The Co-Ed Remix) (Ft Pharrell Williams) ?? Anticipating 02 Me Against The Music (Ft Madonna) 08 Toxic 09 Everytime 07 Outrageous 07 My Prerogative 06 Do Somethin' 11 Gimme More 10 Piece Of Me 08 Break The Ice 07 Womanizer 09 Circus 06 If U Seek Amy 07 Radar 10 3 10 Hold It Against Me 08 Til' The World Ends 07 I Wanna Go 05 Criminal 08 Work Bitch 10 Pefume ?? Someday (I Will Understand) -1 S&M (Remix) (Ft Rihanna) 00 Scream & Shout (Ft Will.i.Am) 00 Ooh La La 04 Pretty Girls (Ft Iggy Azalea)

beysic 03 "Work it Out" 05 "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" (feat. Jay Z) 06 "Crazy in Love" (feat. Jay Z 04 "Baby Boy" (feat. Sean Paul) 05 "Me Myself and I" 04 "Naughty Girl" 03 "Check on It" (feat. Slim Thug) 04 "Déjà Vu" (feat. Jay Z) 02 "Ring the Alarm" 06 "Irreplaceable" 05 "Listen" 07 "Beautiful Liar" (feat. Shakira) 04 "Get Me Bodied" 03 "Green Light" 06 "If I Were a Boy" 08 "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" 08 "Diva" 09 "Halo" 07 "Sweet Dreams" ?? "Broken Hearted Girl" 03 "Video Phone" (feat. Lady Gaga) 09 "Ego" 05 "Why Don't You Love Me" 02 "Run the World (Girls)" 04 "Best Thing I Never Had" 08 "Love on Top" 06 "Countdown" 07 "End of Time" 06 "XO" 10 "Drunk in Love" (feat. Jay Z) 09 "Partition" 05 "Pretty Hurts" 03 "***Flawless Remix" (ft. Nicki Minaj) 04 "7/11" ?? "Fighting Temptation" (feat. Missy Elliot, MC Lite and Free) 06 "Wishing on a Star" ?? "Amor Gitano" (feat. Alejandro Fernandez) 05 "Until the End of Time" (feat. Justin Timberlake) 08 "At Last" 08 "Telephone" (feat. Lady Gaga) 05 "Lift Off" (feat. Jay Z & Kanye West) ?? "Part II (On the Run)" (feat. Jay Z) ?? "Say Yes" (with Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland) 02 "Runnin' (Lose It All)" (ft. Naughty Boy and Arrow Benjamin) 09 "Hymn For The Weekend" (with Coldplay) 03 "Formation"

Yeah, it's hardly like Work by Itchy Areola or Work (Bitch) by Britney has a chorus based on constant repetition of the same phrase in lieu of an actual hook, talk about nitpicking an argument. The trend in itself is lazy, urban pop doesn't have to be like the songwriters have borrowed the typewriter from the f***ing Shining.

Does ANN just do mawkish celebrity tributes now? She's like the undertaker of pop. I was disappointed that she didn't come out in her HIV shirt.

rolling my eyes slightly at the legions of amateur psychiatrists the world over whipping out the dsm-v: twitter edition boastfully hyping your album and rap status ≠ OMG HE'S SCHIZOPHRENIC

Is Stephanie suggesting here that the reason she doesn't want to openly get f***ed on TV is because she's not wearing nice pants? She's such a DEMURE LADY.

obIeoRnTe5E Shardinay follows up by basically inventing the grime scene with this stunning and moving kiss-off to sexual cold-callers. I can't wait to skank to this sick beat. She had the cheek to call MY phone chattin BAAARE CRAP?

Love the Duff and I do find it quite amusing when muso classics are turned into utterly ridiculous, semi-sacrilegious "modern updates" but this is like eating a nice chocolate cake, then trying to remake it using your own feces.

Yeah, I really like this. She definitely plays to her asthmatic lamb vocal range on it, I love the deadpan "UH, UH" cooing and the slow build of the beats.

is she playing the giraffe? She has quite similar hair and has a similarly lively, feisty countenance. Apropos of nothing, I heard Selena Gomez's Hands to Myself earlier and thought it'd be quite good as a Shakira song.

03 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - not as entirely down to GROTESQUE RACIAL CARICATURE Jar Jar Binks as you might think but still a bit boring and crap. I do love the Patton Oswalt analogy about the tedium of the origin stories, as in giving people who fancy Angelina Jolie a big close-up of Jon Voight's ballsack instead ( ) 01 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - almost too shit to rate 04 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - I think I completely lost sympathy for the Anakin character just down to how much of a whiny bitch he was 10 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - pinnacle 08 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - this may be taboo but the Yoda training sequence is pretty dull. Other than that great, though 09 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 08 Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens - I would like to have an interracial love triangle with Finn and Poe. It really shined for having proper versions of the iconic characters in it, instead of Darth Maul as a foetus f***ing shit up in the womb or whatever

Finally someone putting the hardcore grunge back into CHRISTmas to stick it to those greeting card companies. http://img.zszywka.pl/1/0147/thb_0581.png

paying homage to an icon. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6IloIBiTnJQ/hqdefault.jpg i did initially think that they'd blurred out her vagina but striking nonetheless

Out of Your Mind is more punchy, it has more verve because of those edgy modern garage beats. http://i6.cdnds.net/12/41/or_644d3bb212543224971339.jpg excuse me, excuse my beauty

"bonner" "bonnie?" "yeah, bonner" http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/9/hms/Dennis4.jpg c**t.

god, how long can this TAKE...