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Ha! At least she'll have the convention circuit forevermore.

Wouldn't have been my first choice as I've found her a little bit lacking in charisma on The Walking Dead but very few actresses manage to truly shine on that show, so I'm cautiously optimistic about this. A real big star-making role for her.

I can only assume you mean Cannonball.* * *blocks it out*

If she doesn't win, give me the series voting percentages and I'm out.

I don't think you could a reaction out that crowd with a cow prod.

Marge's Chanel suit though...

This isn't Touch though.

An Ed Sheeran original.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas the lesbian representation.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh a "song to win"?! So not the actual single?

Is it too much to hope her song is different?!

Who on earth decided the winner's song should be the John Lewis Christmas song OF THE VERY SAME YEAR IN AN IDENTICAL RENDITION?

What a bizarre song choice!

Sada Vidoo was robbed though let's be honest.

I live for Mrs O and Nicole's friendly rivalry.

WHY IS THIS A MEDLEY? Stop.

Must we with Madness?

Christ, even the judge commentary is as if they're expecting Matt to be the runner up.

World's first famed homosexual.

The make-up artist has a real thing for glittery embellishments under the eyes this year.

I needed a jingly version of 'Confide In Me' I can't lie.

Kylie's beret is everything BUT NOT THIS SONG.

Madness? What kind of straight nonsense is that clogging up these two hours of camp amazingness?

The day Kylie allows herself to be called Minogue once more is the day she admits defeat and allows Kylie Jenner the 'Kylie' honour. And she must never do so.

Also "Please Welcome to the stage" made me think of that iconic Taylor Swift pisstake. I feel like Nicole won this for Matt sadly but I enjoyed the messy "so straight, he's so damn straight" narrative.