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11th Place - NOAH 'PUCK' PUCKERMAN [157.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Mark Salling

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Highest Ranking: 11 [Osiris]

Lowest Ranking: 03 [Lee Wallace]

QUOTE.."I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just saying please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks"...UNQUOTE

Self confessed sex shark Noah 'Puck' Puckerman just misses out on a spot in the top 10- but he does have the very protesigious honour of claiming Top Male! The badass who knocked up his best mate's girlfriend, got put in juvie for crashing into an ATM machine and has slept with many, many women, looks set to be changing his ways, just a little, now that he's dating equally as badass and brash Lauren Zizes.

Despite being a total badass, who has thrown Kurt Hummel into more dumpsters than he cares to remember, Puck does have some redeeming qualities- most notably he did really want to be a good father to his child. But it wasn't to be as Quinn gave the baby to Rachel's birthmother Shelby. And despite having bedded more women then most normal people have had dinners- The only person that Puck has ever come closing to loving is Quinn Fabray.

I'm hoping that Puck and Lauren continue thier strangely fasnicating romance, but I do wish to see some continuation or at least a mention of the baby he had with Quinn. Please.

12th Place - KURT HUMMEL [147.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Chris Colfer

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Highest Ranking: 11 [Poisoned Kisses]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [simon]

QUOTE.."Hello, my name is Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker"..UNQUOTE

I was so hoping for a top 10 finish for my favourite character Kurt Hummel but alas it wasn't to be. Kurt is the openly gay student of Glee Club who has battled with unrequited feelings, bullying and his father nearly dying all in the space of a year.

Bitchy but sometimes loveable, Kurt starts the series as a closted gay but quickly opens up to Mercedes, who is crushing on him, and reveals that he is gay. He then reveals that he is 'madly in love' with star Quarterback Finn Hudson, feelings which are most certainly not recipracated. Kurt also faces gender discrimination when Will Schuester refuses to allow him to sing 'Defying Gravity' because it's traditionally sang by a female. But when he does get the chance to shine in said song with a 'diva off' he throws it after his dad recieves a shocking phonecall.

Kurt's bullying gets worse when he is singled out by Karofsky for being gay, but a shocking unresponeded kiss sends Kurt's world reeling and when Karofsky threatens his life and is not excluded from school, Kurt sees no other option but to leave McKinly behind.

He hasn't really had the chance to shine at Dalton Academy though, so it was always obvious he would return to the bosom of New Directions in time. And that time looks set to be happening soon.. But will his new found happiness with the adorable Blaine be jeopardised now he is returning?

13th Place - BLAINE ANDERSON [145.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Darren Criss

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Highest Ranking: 10 [Leonardo]

Lowest Ranking: 00 [simon]

QUOTE.."Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. Thanks so much for clearing that up, Rachel"..UNQUOTE

Blaine Anderson is Kurt's boyfriend. Blaine was first introduced as a mentor for Kurt after he transferred to Dalton Academy and the pair quickly became friends. The pair took thier friendship to the next step in 'Original Song' when they shared a passionate kiss.

Blaine is apparently not your stereotypical gay because he likes football, and to quote Kurt Hummel 'Way to break the sterotype, Blaine' but he's also showed psychopathic tendancies when he basically stalked a GAP worker and sang a love song for him in the middle of the store. He also shared a drunken snog with Rachel in 'Blame it on the Alchol' and briefly questioned whether he was bisexual. But another sober kiss from Rachel was enough to determine that, no, he was not a bisexual, thank you very much.

Blaine is a good singer, and I think he could be what Kurt needs. What the future holds for Blaine I'm not so sure- Kurt is returning to McKinley in 'Born this Way' so they will have to do the whole long distance thing which will make or break thier relationship. But I have a feeling that Blaine could be joining New Directions soon...

Glad she finished so low! :D She's terrible and Dianna is such a wooden actress too.

I think Dianna is one of the strongest female cast members actually in terms of acting... I'd only put Lea and possibly Naya above her..

14th Place - QUINN FABRAY [142.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Dianna Agron

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Highest Ranking: 10 [simon, 152_chris, WillR0713, Osiris, Lee Wallace, Jonjo]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [Jack, Aled]

QUOTE.. "I seriously wanted to punch you both!"..UNQUOTE

Quinn Fabray is the former pregnant Cheerio who got pregant by her boyfriends best friend before giving her baby up for adaption to Rachel's long lost biologal mother Shelby! Phew.

Quinn started off as the 'bitch' off the series but as swiftly passed that batan onto Queen Santana. But whilst she may have mellowed down you still probably wouldn't want to mess with her. When the series opened, Quinn was the most popular girl on school who was the dating the football quarterback Finn Hudson. The pair's romance was tested when Quinn found out she was pregnant, but it was soon revealed that Finn wasn't the baby daddy- it was his best mate Puck. Apparently, you can't get your girl pregnant just by jizzing in a hottub.

Quinn gave birth in the series finale of Glee Series 1.

Quinn started dating new boy Sam Evans in Series 2 but it didn't last long and she has since returned to former boyfriend Finn Hudson- but the writing is surely on the wall for that relationship?

I really like Quinn and am sadended that she didn't make the top 10. However, I do feel like her character as lost it's spark in recent times and since hooking up with Finn her horrible side has resurfaced.. But I hope when the inevitable split between 'Fuinn' happens- we can have a decent Quinn back.

15th Place - TINA COHEN CHANG [132.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Jenna Ushkowitz

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Highest Ranking: 09 [simon, Poisoned Kisses]

Lowest Ranking: 02 [Lee Wallace]

QUOTE..My eyes, are up here! I am a person with feelings, get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality!..UNQUOTE

Possibly the most underused character in Glee, Tina Cohen-Chang is the former stuttering shy girl who is now dating abtastic football hunk Mike Chang.

Tina has the potential to be a fantastic character as Jenna is clearly a talented actor and singer (she, like Lea Michele is a former Broadway actress) but she hasn't really had any decent material and tends to get all the background stuff. Her covers of Dog Days Are Over and True Colors are among my favourite songs in Glee history, her solos are rare but they always are brilliant.

Tina started off the series faking a stutter due to her shyness, and dating Artie Abrams. But the pair split during the break, and in Audition it was revealed that she was dating Mike Chang after bonding during Asian camp (for real).

Thats the last one for a few hours, I will continue later tonight around 11.00pm when I get home from work. I'll try and get to number 11 done and then the top 10 will continue from tomorrow and hopefully be completed by Wednesday.

Here are the characters in the top 15- who will miss the top 10 and will there be any shocks?

Lauren Zizes

Brittany Pierce

Mercedes Jones

Kurt Hummel

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Becky Jackson

Santana Lopez

Holly Holiday

Blaine Anderson

Sue Sylvester

Tina Cohen-Chang

Emma Pillsbury

Rachel Berry

Quinn Fabray

Shannon Beiste

16th Place - PRINCIPAL FIGGINS [131 Points]

Portrayed by: Iqbal Theba

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Highest Ranking: 10 [Theo]

Lowest Ranking: 02 [WillR0713]

QUOTE.."I need these parents to be happy! They've found out we've been serving thier children prison food!"..UNQUOTE

Principal Figgins is the principal of William McKinley High School, a job that he appears to take very seriously.

One of his favourite sayings it 'My hands are tied' and they usually relate to Will Schuester and the Glee club- and he is very highly religious.

Figgins very much believes that Vampires are real and he believes that Tina is actually a vampire based on her style of clothing. When he orders her to change and find a new style, she is upset. But she gets revenge by pretending to actually be a vampire which freaks Figgins out!

In Series 2, he is replaced as principal by Sue Sylvester for a number of episodes.

17th Place - FINN HUDSON [130 Points]

Portrayed by: Cory Monteith

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Highest Ranking: 10 [Liam]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [Lukuzz]

QUOTE.."I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can.. But you look like a sad clown hooker!"..UNQUOTE

A massive shock here for me- I thought Finn was a shoo-in for the top 10! But alas, it wasn't to be. Finn Hudson is probably the dumbest dude in McKinley High and if it wasn't for Brittany, he'd probably be the dumbest altogether- but he does seem to have a heart somewhere in there. He started the series dating IT girl Quinn Fabray before flirting temptation with Rachel Berry (think of the mailman!). He got with Rachel soon after finding out that his sperm did not impreganate Quinn Fabray in the hot tub. But it's all over for 'Finchel' in Series 2 after a series of revelations split them up.

But it isn't just with Rachel where Finn is important. Equally important to him is his family- and he has a whole new extended family now that his beloved mother has married Kurt Hummel's father Burt. Despite a massive argument in Series 1 in which Finn called Kurt a 'fag' the pair now have a fabulous brotherly bond after an amazing performance sang to Kurt of 'Just The Way You Are'.

He may be dumb as a rock, but Finn is probably the cutest guy in Glee and most of the time his heart is in the right place.

Last one for tonight. Bed time for meeeeee.

18th Place - MIKE CHANG [129 Points]

Portrayed by: Harry Shum Jnr

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Highest Ranking: 10 [Luke_cz]

Lowest Ranking: 02 [Lee Wallace, WillR0713]

QUOTE.."We should go to Asian's couple therapy"..UNQUOTE

Mike Chang is the dance machine who was formally mute. The hunky Asian dude becomes a more promiment fixture during the second series when he begins dating Tina Cohen-Chang (no, they are not related.. at least I hope not) and finally finds his voice. During Series 1, he was there to dance and look pretty. He rarely spoke and when he did it wasn't anything important.

But with the departure of his best friend Matt Rutherford, Mike has became a great Glee member who's relationship with Tina seems to be going well (although we hardly see anything about them) and we've found out why he has never sang before in Glee- he can't sing!

But Mike showed off his fantastic dance moves alongside the queen Brittany during Santana's solo performance of Valerie at regionals sealing his fate as a much needed member of New Directions.

I'm even more bored of the Lydia/Arg thing. What exactly has happened over the last six episodes?! Meetings with Lucy with nothing said over and over again and accusations of cheating but with no substance appearing anywhere? Yawn.

Oh I totally agree. Lydia and Arg were fine the way they were, I have no idea why the producers have seemingly decided to split them up?..

How is Will that low? Fairly inoffensive character, and the whole show would be a mess without him :lol:

That's probably why. He's so inoffensive that he hasn't made an impact on many people. He got a lot of middle of the road votes (a lot of 7's and 6's).

20th Place - WILL SCHUESTER [123.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Matthew Morrison

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Highest Ranking: 9 [Mr Lovett]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [152Chris, Osiris]

QUOTE.."Hey there sexy lady. I know that it’s late and I know that you’re taken. I’ve had a couple drinks but I have something I really really want to want to say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I’ve ever heard in my life. Why don’t you pick up some wine coolers and come over here and it’ll be just one night of us just getting crazy. Lets just get crazy! So we’re really crazy rolling around in the hay, ha ha, as I was just in some hay earlier tonight. Hey, and I rode a bull and I was thinking of you"..UNQUOTE

Will Schuester is the director of New Directions and is probably the main protagonist of the series. Will started off the series married to Terri but during the course of the front 13 episodes, he began to grow feelings for OCD ridden but rather amazing Emma Pillsbury, which coincided with a passionate kiss during the sectionals episode.

One of the best things about Will is his rivarly with the amazing Sue Sylvester, and Sue comes out with some cracking lines about Will and in particular his hair. But Will has had a pretty eventful love life when his dreams of becoming a dad were dashed when he realised that Terri was faking her pregnancy, being dumped by guidance counciller Emma Pilsbury who then proceeded to hook up with her hunky dentist before having a short livid fling with Holly Holiday who looked a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow. And his basically the glue that holds the Glee club together.

I'm loving Will a lot more during Series 2 and in particualr his brilliant friendship with Shannon Beiste and hope it will continue. I'm also really rooting for 'Wemma' because they would make a frigging awesome couple, right?

And have you seen the abs on this teacher? I wished my Spanish teacher looked like that...

Terri is queen bitch and is feckin amazing. For real.

Well, I'm doing better then expected. :lol:

Thanks for the points thus far guys. ^_^

21st Place - TERRI SCHUSTER [121 Points]

Portrayed by: Jessalyn Gilsig

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Highest Ranking: 10 [Theo]

Lowest Ranking: 01 [Leonardo]

QUOTE.."I have this compulsive need to crush people's dreams"..UNQUOTE

Terri Schuester is Will Schuester's ex-wife. Terri at first appeared to be a normal wife aggreivated at the lack of time she spent with her husband, but after suffering a hysterial pregnancy- girl turned crazy. Faking a baby and planning to pass off Quinn Fabray's 'bastard' child as her own to keep an excited Will at bay- things backfired immensely when her husband found out that she had been wearing fake pregnancy bumps.

Terri has been a rare sight during the second season, appearing in just 4 episodes to date. In The Substitue, she beds her former husband Will before being cruelly rejected after Will releases that it was a mistake and she appeared very briefly in Britney/Brittany and a Very Glee Christmas. But Terri made her long awaited return in the episode Night of Neglect and with the help of Sue's Legion of Doom looks set to make Will's life a misery for the next couple of episodes.

Terri is played spot on by a fantastic Jessalyn, but she has very much been underused. Jessalyn is such a brilliant actress who can seemingly do both comedy and dramatic performances and I look forward to seeing more of her Royal Craziness.

22nd Place - ARTIE ABRAMS [114 Points]

Portrayed by: Kevin McHale

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Highest Ranking: 09 [Jonjo]

Lowest Ranking: -01 [Ramz]

QUOTE.."I just wanna make it clear... I still have full use of my penis"..UNQUOTE

Former boyband member Kevin McHale portrays wheelchair bound Artie Abrams. Artie has gone from dating Tina Cohen-Chang to cute but braindead Brittany Pierce. Artie appears to be sweet but can be quite defensive like when he found out Tina was lying about her stutter, or when he lost his virginity to Brittany and she didn't seem to care after. I love the Artie and Brittany pairing and think it's sweet- my personal favourite moment is in A Very Glee Christmas when Brittany's christmas wish that Artie can walk comes true- albiet through a very expensive piece of technology called The ReWalk. Artie also showed off his badass rapping skills as seen in Series 2 opener Audition on the song 'Empire State of Mind'.

Kurt's solo this episode is amazing. Obviously, it will be cut down to just about 2 or 3 minutes. But I'm loving ALL of the songs for this episode.

I Feel Pretty/Unpretty is amazing and it's quite possibly the best that Quinn has ever sounded.

23rd Place - SAM EVANS [108.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Chord Overstreet

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Highest Ranking: 08 [Theo, WillR0713, Ramz]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [Gramii, Liam]

QUOTE.."I don't know...I've never had any balls in my mouth"..UNQUOTE

The lowest place New Directions member goes to Season 2 newcomer Sam Evans. Sam was originally intended to be Kurt's boyfriend, but producers changed it when they saw the 'chemistry' he shared with Dianna Agron who plays Quinn and thus 'Quam' was born. Sam first appears in Series 2 opener Audition but doesn't join New Directions until the fourth episode 'Directions' in which he sings a duet with Quinn 'Lucky'. He dated Quinn for a while but they have now split, and he has hooked up with resident badbitch Santana Lopez with whom her nickname for him is 'Trouty Mouth'.

Many describe him as 'bland' and 'boring' but his certaintly made an impact in other ways as he has showed his abs on a number of occasions. Something to be thankful for then... !

24th Place - CAROLE HUMMEL [neé Hudson] [98.5]

Portrayed by: Remy Rosement

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Highest Ranking: 7.5 [Jonjo]

Lowest Ranking: -1 [Gaga for Glee]

QUOTE.."You were conceived on a pinball machine"..UNQUOTE

Carole Hudson is the mother of Finn Hudson and is one of only a couple of Glee kids parents to appear on the show.

She first appeared when she supported her son Finn after finding out that he had gotten Quinn Fabray up the duff, but was later set up by a scheming Kurt Hummel on a date with his father Burt. The relationship has progressed, despite seemingly a rocky romance due to the warring Kurt and Finn, and in the episode 'Furt' the pair married.

Why did he not agree to come for more episodes? :o I thought he was quite popular with Glee fans?

'Busy' was the excuse. They bought back Johnathon Groff instead, who will be in the final 3 episodes.

25th Place - SUNSHINE CORAZAN [96.5 Points]

Portrayed by: Charice Pempengco

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Highest Ranking: 09 [Theo]

Lowest Ranking: 02 [shoat, Simon, Osiris]

QUOTE.."I'm such a better singer than everyone else so I know how it feels. I'm all alone at the top. Also, I'm really short, so even when I'm in a group of people I feel like I'm wandering alone in a forest"..UNQUOTE

Sunshine Corazan has made two apperances in Glee so far- in the first episode of Series Two 'Audition' and the most recent US aired episode 'Night of Neglect'. Sunshine first appeared in Audition when she became interested in joining the New Directions after watching them perform Empire State of Mind. She wowed the New Direction guys with a stunning rendition of 'Listen' from the movie Dreamgirls but a jealous Rachel Berry sent her to a crackhouse. In revenge, Sunshine refused to join New Directions and instead joined the rival group Vocal Adrenaline. She returned in the episode 'Night of Neglect' when she performed at the New Directions benefit and sang a rendition of Celine Dion's 'All By Myself'.

Sunshine may not have made a massive impact, but international superstar Charice has a massive fanbase. It's clear to see acting may not be her best talent but there is apparently more to come from Sunshine before Season 2 wraps..