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Chelsea 0 - 1 Arsenal Aston Villa 1 - 1 West Brom Bournemouth 2 - 3 Sunderland Newcastle 1 - 1 Watford Stoke 2 - 1 Leicester Swansea 2 - 2 Everton Man City 3 - 1 West Ham Tottenham 1 - 2 Crystal Palace Liverpool 2 - 1 Norwich Southampton 1 - 2 Man Utd

Top 4s/5s and bottom 3s in the various leagues so far: LA LIGA (3 played) 1. Barcelona (9 pts) 2. Real Madrid (7 pts) 3. Celta Vigo (7 pts) 4. Villareal (7 pts) 5. Eibar (7 pts) 18. Sevilla (2 pts) 19. Rayo Vallecano (1 pt) 20. Getafe (0 pts) BUNDESLIGA (4 played) 1. Dortmund (12 pts) 2. Bayern Munich (12 pts) 3. Wolfsburg (8 pts) 4. Eintracht Frankfurt (7 pts) 16. Hannover (1 pt) 17. Stuttgart (0 pts) 18. Monchengladbach (0 pts) SERIA A (3 played) 1. Inter (9 pts) 2. Chievo (7 pts) 3. Sampdoria (7 pts) 4. Torino (7 pts) 5. Roma (7 pts) 18. Carpi (1 pt) 19. Bologna (0 pts) 20. Frosinone (0 pts) LIGUE 1 (5 played) 1. Paris St-Germain (13 pts) 2. Rennes (12 pts) 3. Reims (10 pts) 4. St Etienne (10 pts) 18. Troyes (3 pts) 19. Montpellier (1 pt) 20. Ajaccio (1 pt) Major shockers for the likes of Sevilla and Gladbach thus far. Amazingly Juventus have taken just 1 pt from 3 matches including 2 home games! Frankfurt punching well above their weight so far.

Ready For the Weekend is pretty shit.

Anyone voting for Hold On, We're Going Home at this stage needs to f***ing check themselves. Mein Gott. Find Your Love to go.

Automatic Love. Definition of filler.

Using drugs recreationally does not equate to having a problem. You drink when you go out, right? Do you have "a drinking problem"? Or do you just like drinking?

I kind of like Same Old Love now. WTF is happening to me. I mean it's obviously awful but in a hypnotic way?

Benteke's was the clear goal of the weekend. He's an excellent signing for Liverpool.

Why do smart people continuously feed the troll? :lol: Dan doesn't even believe the trollop he's coming out with, let it go!

You know nothing, Dan Snow. Miley has never needed to go to rehab because she's never had a drug problem. That was Demi. Anyway the Cool for the Summer perf on Alan Carr was spectacular. I'm really pleased she's having her popstar moment this time.

^ don't feed the troll.

Wow. The final was pretty great in itself, but that ceremony was so emotional! Proper moment of shock when Pennetta announced her retirement. She literally achieved her dream and chose to go out there and then. What a woman.

Pennetta is much more likeable than Vinci so hopefully she can pull off a win. Gutted for Serena though. Roger made easy work of Stan so I'm feeling pretty good about his chances.

I read Mourinho's comments about the best keeper in the world being out for three months and I was like "Neuer's injured?". Then I realised he was just about talking Courtois. Poor Josie got confused again. :D

This sounds like a smash. Stream it here

Album cover. Demi won that too.

Stan vs Roger should be great. Both blasted through their QFs in about 90 minutes. Seriously praying Roger keeps his head and comes through.

:D come on now.

Stunningly bad. Demi wins round 3.

Everton 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Stoke Crystal Palace 1-2 Man City Norwich 2-2 Bournemouth Watford 0-2 Swansea West Brom 1-2 Southampton Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool Sunderland 1-1 Tottenham Leicester 3-1 Aston Villa West Ham 2-1 Newcastle

I Deserve It isn't out of place - Amazing is clearly the one song which is hugely out of place on Music. I Deserve It also happens to be the best album track so well done once again Buzzjack. :D

Poor Andy. He'll bounce back fast enough (and I'd rather Roger got the best shot possible at winning so it's kind of a blessing...) but still. I reckon Serena will come through 6-4 6-3 tomorrow.

Snap. Order of the Phoenix is exquisite, it's actually in another league from the others. It's not just a great Harry Potter film, it's a legit fantastic movie. The others are all good and mostly very good but Order has that something extra. Although I'm not sure how Goblet of Fire made it fourth, the direction on that film is so awful it's borderline unwatchable. The way it's edited gives me a headache.

I don't mind the pose etc but the photograph looks terribly cheap. Awfully lit. Demi's cover is better.

Tangerine is fantastic. Big Sean fits perfectly. Wouldn't have minded her saving that song for the proper album...