Everything posted by jark
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Kelly Clarkson - Invincible
So many things wrong with this I don't know where to start The song is towering, it's a behemoth, to call it barely album material is madness! How can you not fall for those melodies? As for Sia karaoke, please. She does not have a monopoly on soaring choruses, and sonically this is closer to Kelly's Thankful album than anything Sia has done. It's a complete 10 and I hope it's a hit.
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Zedd ft. Selena Gomez - I Want You To Know
Complete dribblepiss, and the Break Free comparison is not just inaccurate but insulting. He's awful.
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Fall Out Boy - Centuries + American Beauty/American Psycho
Is there an album thread? Uma Thurman and Novocaine are absolute tunes. Barely a filler on there actually.
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Daily US Airplay Updates 2015
Madonna's updates are huge. I wonder how far the song will go. I reckon once it reaches 20m AI it might be done, but just to have had this success is great.
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Tove Styrke 'Kiddo' · March 16 2015
Never underestimate a record label's power to select the one bad photo of its beautiful popstar and unleash it on the front of an album.
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Charli XCX 'Sucker'
08 Sucker 10 Break the Rules 05 London Queen 07 Breaking Up 09 Gold Coins 10 Boom Clap 10 Doing It 08 Body of my Own 07 Famous 08 Hanging Around 09 So Over You 07 Die Tonight 06 Caught in the Middle 10 Need Ur Luv 08 Red Balloon What a poptastic smash of a record. Cut out London Queen and CITM and it's pretty perfect.
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Least Favourite Rihanna Single History pt I
Next round tactical vote yo - save Where Have You Been, vote Disturbia! *.*
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Champions League
Basel were unlucky tonight, Porto didn't deserve that penalty. It was a f***ing scrappy match though, was sure a red would be shown to somebody.
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EastEnders
Amazing episode but Abi absolutely slayed it. She was incredible.
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Shania Twain: The Rate
xx.x Shania Twain 07.0 The Woman In Me 11.0 Come On Over 09.0 Up! xx.x The Complete Limelight Sessions / Wild & Wicked Singles xx.x What Made You Say That xx.x Dance With The One That Brought You xx.x You Lay A Whole Lot Of Love On Me xx.x Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? xx.x Any Man Of 07.0 The Woman In Me (Needs The Man In You) 07.0 (If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here! xx.x You Win My Love xx.x No One Needs To Know 07.5 Home Ain't Where His Heart Is (Anymore) xx.x God Bless The Child 10.0 Love Gets Me Everytime 10.0 Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You) 09.0 You're Still The One 09.0 From This Moment On 08.0 When 08.0 Honey, I'm Home 11.0 That Don't Impress Me Much 10.0 Man! I Feel Like A Woman! 06.5 You've Got A Way 08.5 Come On Over 08.0 Rock This Country! 09.5 I'm Holding On To Love (To Save My Life) 09.0 I'm Gonna Getcha Good! 08.5 Up! 09.0 Ka-Ching! 10.0 Forever & For Always 09.0 Thank You Baby! (For Makin' Someday Come So Soon) 07.5 She's Not Just A Pretty Face 08.0 When You Kiss Me 08.5 It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing 07.5 Party For Two (feat. Billy Currington) 08.5 Party For Two (feat. Mark McGarth) xx.x Don't! xx.x I Ain't No Quitter 06.0 Today Is Your Day
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Charli XCX 'Sucker'
I heard itunes didn't stock enough copies either. Conspiracé.
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Ella Henderson - Mirror Man
Why are people still engaging the troll?
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Indian Summers
It was only boring if you have the attention span of a goldfish. I thought as an opener it did a good job of setting up the story and establishing the characters. I definitely detected a hint of incestual longing by the brother for his sister.
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Róisín Murphy | Hairless Toys
what the f*** is that. I did not wait eight years for that.
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Tove Lo - Queen Of The Clouds
Not having any hits, I imagine...
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Least Favourite Rihanna Single History pt I
thank christ. Disturbia now. save Where Have U Been yall!
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Alesso feat Roy English - Cool
The sample works great, but the synth breakdown after the chorus is disgusting.
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30 iconic EastEnders moments
I wouldn't say it goes without saying. Personally I find that storyline very overrated, they had no chemistry and both treated Amira like absolute trash!
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Style
Harry isn't gay. Genuine bisexuals do exist...
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Ella Henderson - Empire
I just played this for the first time and instantly it struck me as by far her best song since Ghost. They're idiots for sitting on it this long and releasing that insipid crap Yours instead.
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EastEnders: Ultimate Character of 2014 Rate • THE RESULTS
I've actually enjoyed Nick this time. A lot. Shoot me!
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Barclays Premier League
Thank Christ the Gunners hung on after that Leicester goal. Probably should've been an easier win for us. Spurs doing well. Kane is a God send for them.
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Shoulda been a single!
Madonna has a lot of these. Over and Over Thief of Hearts Skin Sky Fits Heaven Impressive Instant Nobody Knows Me Beat Goes On Dance 2night I Don't Give A Love Spent Rebel Heart* Unapologetic Bitch* *because you know it'll happen.
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Least Favourite Rihanna Single History pt I
Yassss Unfaithful finally ready to TOPPLE
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EastEnders
Lauren is slaying everything and everybody, as per. Truly the new Stacey.