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This is quite brilliant. No surprise there. The melodies are so smooth. Production top notch.

This song is brilliant. Excellent production, hooks for days. I hope it goes #1. Success Glynne strikes again.

This album is so incredibly disappointing. Graffiti is pretty good, Heaven/Hell is decent and Wonderland is nice, but on balance it feels horribly phoned-in, the production is nothing special at all (whereas Every Open Eye glittered and shimmered constantly in delightful and unexpected ways) and Lauren sounds bored. Such a shame. The crap #7 debut is all it deserved.

Yes. There's plenty to use here. It's not clever or original and the lyrics are universally shit, but the bops are very much present. Cry and Number are doing it for me, and Ciao Adios really knocks.

Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea Tottenham 1-0 West Ham

Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Southampton AFC Bournemouth 0-1 West Ham Chelsea 3-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Huddersfield 1-1 Stoke City Manchester United 2-0 Burnley Watford 0-2 Leicester City West Bromwich Albion 1-2 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Swansea City Newcastle 0-4 Manchester City Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal

Brighton 2-1 Watford Manchester City 3-0 AFC Bournemouth Southampton 1-0 Huddersfield Town Stoke City 0-1 West Bromwich Albion Swansea City 1-2 Crystal Palace West Ham United 2-1 Newcastle United Burnley 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Leicester City 1-2 Manchester United

Mignolet is a joke. Liverpool's defense always falls apart the moment they concede because they're all so nervous about what happens if Mignolet has to make a save. Invest some of the Coutinho cash next summer in an actual world-class keeper and this will happen far less often. Amazing match though :D pure drama! The 3 goals in 5 minutes from us were absolutely impeccable. Would've liked the (undeserved) win but happy with the draw.

Wednesday 13th December: Newcastle United 2-2 Everton Southampton 0-1 Leicester City Swansea City 0-3 Manchester City Liverpool 3-1 West Brom Manchester United 3-0 Bournemouth Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Brighton West Ham 1-3 Arsenal

This is shit. Really boring. She only seems capable of writing nursery rhyme melodies these days. Seems INMIY really was a glorious fluke.

Brighton 1-0 Crystal Palace Leicester 1-3 Tottenham Watford 2-2 Manchester United West Brom 1-1 Newcastle Arsenal 3-1 Huddersfield Bournemouth 1-2 Burnley Chelsea 3-0 Swansea Everton 0-1 West Ham Manchester City 4-0 Southampton Stoke 0-2 Liverpool Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Brighton 0-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Huddersfield Leicester 2-1 Burnley Stoke 1-1 Swansea Watford 1-2 Tottenham West Brom 1-0 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United Bournemouth 1-0 Southampton Manchester City 4-0 West Ham

West Ham 1-2 Leicester Crystal Palace 2-1 Stoke Manchester United 3-1 Brighton Newcastle 1-1 Watford Swansea 1-1 Bournemouth Tottenham 4-0 West Brom Liverpool 2-3 Chelsea Southampton 0-1 Everton Burnley 1-3 Arsenal Huddersfield 0-3 Manchester City

Love when Arsenal smash Spurs. :D

Saturday 4th November: Huddersfield 1-2 West Brom Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth Southampton 1-1 Burnley Swansea 1-1 Brighton West Ham 1-3 Liverpool Tottenham 3-0 Crystal Palace Manchester City 4-2 Arsenal Chelsea 2-1 Manchester United Everton 1-1 Watford

Manchester United 1-2 Tottenham Arsenal 3-0 Swansea Crystal Palace 0-2 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Huddersfield Watford 2-1 Stoke West Brom 1-4 Manchester City Bournemouth 1-3 Chelsea Brighton 1-1 Southampton Leicester 1-1 Everton Burnley 1-2 Newcastle

Huddersfield 0-3 Manchester United Manchester City 4-1 Burnley Newcastle 2-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 2-1 Bournemouth Swansea 1-2 Leicester Southampton 0-2 West Brom Everton 1-3 Arsenal Tottenham 2-2 Liverpool

Liverpool 2-2 Manchester United (12:30) Burnley 2-1 West Ham Crystal Palace 0-3 Chelsea Manchester City 4-0 Stoke Swansea 1-1 Huddersfield Tottenham 3-0 Bournemouth Watford 1-3 Arsenal (17:30) Sunday 15th October: Brighton 1-2 Everton (13:30) Southampton 1-1 Newcastle (16:00) Monday 16th October: Leicester 1-1 West Brom (20:00)

Huddersfield 0-3 Tottenham Bournemouth 1-2 Leicester Man Utd 3-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Southampton West Brom 2-1 Watford West Ham 1-1 Swansea Chelsea 3-2 Man City Arsenal 3-0 Brighton Everton 2-1 Burnley Newcastle 2-3 Liverpool

The uptempo White Diamond is clearly a monster of a track, classic Kylie in the purest sense. I can't believe that it never leaked considering everything else she ever recorded has.

Proper Super Sunday this week! Bournemouth 1-2 Manchester City Crystal Palace 1-1 Swansea Huddersfield 1-1 Southampton Newcastle 2-2 West Ham Watford 2-0 Brighton Manchester United 2-1 Leicester Chelsea 2-1 Everton West Brom 2-1 Stoke Liverpool 2-3 Arsenal Tottenham 2-0 Burnley

Swansea 0-2 Man United Bournemouth 2-1 Watford Burnley 1-2 West Brom Leicester City 2-0 Brighton Liverpool 3-1 Crystal Palace Southampton 1-1 West Ham United Stoke City 1-3 Arsenal Huddersfield Town 0-2 Newcastle United Tottenham Hotspur 2-3 Chelsea Manchester City 3-2 Everton

She's hilarious but she cannot rap for shit. Terrible "flow".

Arsenal 3-1 Leicester City Watford 0-2 Liverpool Chelsea 3-0 Burnley Crystal Palace 2-0 Huddersfield Town Everton 3-1 Stoke City Southampton 2-0 Swansea City West Brom 1-1 AFC Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion 0-4 Manchester City Newcastle United 1-3 Tottenham Manchester United 2-1 West Ham

1. Manchester City 2. Arsenal 3. Chelsea 4. Liverpool 5. Tottenham Hotspur 6. Manchester United 7. Everton 8. West Brom 9. Bournemouth 10. West Ham 11. Southampton 12. Newcastle United 13. Crystal Palace 14. Watford 15. Stoke 16. Leicester City 17. Burnley 18. Swansea 19. Brighton 20. Huddersfield Points for Champions: 86 Golden Boot: Gabriel Jesus Player of Season: Kevin de Bruyne First Managerial Sacking: Paul Clement

£75m for Lukaku is an outrageous piece of transfer business. Everton must be pissing themselves. He's just not worth that much. Jose looks desperado right jow and United won't be top four contenders unless they make a couple of smart signings quickly.