Joey Deacon

Clash :)

Yeh, its one of my fav sitcoms actually :D My fav episode is Smells, where they get sex spray to pull bird, sooooooooooo funny :dance: but as for the list, i like Some Mothers Do Ave em, not a huge fan of men behaveing badly, but no way 3rd worst, others i cant comment as ive never seen them, or cant remember them. For me the worst sitcom is Dinnerladies, total rubbish :puke2:

wow, the chart looks weird with less urban acts in the top ten :dance:

i do like this song, im not a rnb fan, but this is a good pop song

why would anyone work with Simon Cowell :puke2: The only sucessful talent show contestants, in the UK at least(Kelly Clarkson, Will Young, Girls Aloud), have all done their own thing, & its worked for them brilliantly, in fact most people forget they won there respected shows. Anyone who works with Cowell, as soon as his latest TV show is on, ur forgotten & left to rot. Maybe Shayne Ward will buck this trend, but unless he goes in a new direction i cant see it IMO

Some might say

i wasnt born in the 1970s, but i get the feeling that music was more important then. Remember the 70s were quite a grim decade in this country. With growing unemployment, a flaging economy, power strikes, 3 days week, a divided split country, IRA bombing Mainland Britain etc. So music was a escape from the real world if you like. So kids really got into music, weather it be soul boys, punks, prog fans, for most young people in those days, music was the most important thing in their lifes. It not the same anymore, simply because we have more to do now.

Shayne sales will drop alot i feel next week

Enjoy :D :P The best cricket 'sledges' ever 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?" 2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. 3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes: After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied. 4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl." 5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. 6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me? In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff." 7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock: After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it." 8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment, which was picked up by the television microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!" 9. James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh. MW : "F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England" JO: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family" 10. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it): "If you ever effing mention my wife again, I'll F*ing rip your F*fing throat out." 11. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're fu*king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c*nt". 12. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it." 13. Ravi Shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don't remember who, and don't want to slander anyone) Shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "If you leave the crease I'll break your f***ing head" Shastri: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man" 14. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?" 15. This involves Steve Waugh and Parthiv Patel..... Steve Waugh...Last Test...comes up to bat... Parthiv-"so this is your last test...show us some of that famous sledging of yours." Steve-"Respect Me...For when I made my test debut, you were still in your nappies" 16. A classic from the master of sledging, Ian Healy: Ben Hollioake had just made his debut, hitting Glenn McGrath in the process. On his way back after finally being dismissed, Shane Warne cried: 'Hey, Ben Hollioake turned round expecting a pat on the back. Instead Healy came in from behind and said: 'Get back to the nets, you idiot.' 17. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied.

congrats to the parents, glad to se baby & mother doing well

Farkin Novern Monkeys :P

hang on, didnt jamster promise no more crazy frog singles :cry: doesnt matter as crazy frog is soooooooo old now

it will flop like that dj otzi rehash of hey baby at WC 2002

its such a shame the bbc destroyed most of the early TOTP episodes, they would be worth a fortune now

the reviews have been dreadful for the new album, will still get number one though, just wont sell anywhere near the previous record

U missed the biggest derby of the day ****ford 1-1 Luton Town The mighty Hatters earned a well derserved point at the vic rd allotments, with the croation sensation Ahmet Brkovic cancelling out an Marlon King strike. It might not mean much to anybody else, but it mean the Hatters are undefeated at the vic for 20 yrs!!!

Album still top 20 after 3 months, so its selling consistantly

Should be good single sales this week, for once, the best of the year i would imagine :cheer:

lol, its going to be funny when they get nil points

sundays on sky one at 8.00. Used to love this show, espcially when Jerry Block was in charge

Any info on the lithuain entry for this years eurovision. My mates from lithuania & would like to know :dance:

Luton Town

"something gotta hold of my heart" Genies RIP

Doubt it flop, their are enough Simpson fans to make the film a success, comercially at least

yeh gotta video of it somewhere, used to like terry nutkins :arrr: