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04 Piper Chapman 07 Alex Vause - always MUCH better outside of her relationship with Piper 08 Red - her decline was the saddest part of s7 for me 08 Crazy Eyes - this is more a mark for Uzo Aduba who did glorious work, as in truth I found a lot of Crazy Eyes' rambles about chickens and other shite tedious as hell 08 Taystee - she was the true lead from s5 onwards 09 Nicky Nichols 06 Pennsatucky - did very well to elicit sympathy considering she was frequently utterly UNPLEASANT 10 Gloria Mendoza 07 Black Cindy - much improved when she stopped playing a cartoon 05 Daya Diaz - sympathetic at the start, unbelievable at the end. Adeola would have been a much more realistic Queen Bee 10 Lorna Morello 09 Poussey Washington 08 Flaca Gonzales 10 Big Boo - I didn't realise how much I liked her until she WASN'T THERE anymore. An oddly comforting presence. 08 Aleida Diaz - clearly AWFUL but I kept on rooting for her to come good 10 Maria Ruiz 10 Blanca Flores 09 Frieda Berlin 07 Sophia Burset - it feels like Laverne Cox achieved more fame from this role than the character actually warranted, given Sophia may as well have exited after s1 06 Norma Romano 06 Maritza Ramos 02 Janae Watson - I LIKE RUNNING isn't a personality 10 Angie Rice - joyfully ridiculous 08 Leanne Taylor 04 Gina Murphy - pretty unlikeable and would be a 2, but sympathy points for being one of the very few to never receive any kind of backstory 10 Erica "Yoga" Jones - her voice, her face FASCINATES me 10 Mei Chang 10 Sister Jane Ingalls 08 Rosa "Miss Rosa" Cisneros 03 Tricia Miller 08 Brook Soso 07 Lolly Whitehill 05 Yvonne "Vee" Parker 05 Maureen Kukudio 06 Judy King 01 Stella Carlin 03 Irene "Zirconia" Cabrera ?? Alana Dwight - no idea. Where is Adeola or Dame Anita or Beth The Baby Killer? 05 Alison Abdullah 00 Madison "Badison" Murphy - GOOD GRIEF 05 Dominga "Daddy" Duarte 08 Barbara "Barb" Denning 08 Carol Denning 06 Miss Claudette Pelage - Lord she feels like a different ERA 08 Joe Caputo 04 Sam Healy 07 Joel Luschek 07 Wanda Bell 06 Scott O'Neill 03 George "Pornstache" Mendez 04 John Bennett 03 Susan Fischer 02 Charlie "Donuts" Coates 06 Baxter "Gerber" Bayley 08 Artesian McCullough 04 Desi Piscatella 05 B. Stratman 04 Thomas "Humps" Humphrey 02 Virginia "Ginger" Copeland 09 Tamika Ward 01 Hellman 02 Stefanovic 04 Alvarez 04 Jarod Young 04 Larry Bloom 09 Natalie "Fig" Figueroa 02 Linda Ferguson

+30 Just Like A Pill +29 Try +28 Humble Neighbourhoods +27 Don't Let Me Get Me +26 Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely) +25 Catch Me While I'm Sleeping +24 Raise Your Glass +23 Glitter In The Air +22 I Don't Believe You +21 Stupid Girls +20 Nobody Knows +19 God Is A DJ +18 Who Knew +17 Dear Mr President +16 You Make Me Sick +15 Family Portrait +14 Please Don't Leave Me +13 Sober +12 Beautiful Trauma +11 So What +10 U & Ur Hand +09 Get The Party Started +08 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) +07 Just Like Fire +06 Trouble +05 Most Girls +04 Walk Me Home +03 What About Us +02 Feel Good Time +01 Heartbreak Down

Oh it REEKED of Tin Tin Out. Those guys did a decent job of What Can I Do, but after that they should have been firmly told to piss off. Would You Be Happier was easily their LOWEST moment - it's basically a very poor man's Emma Bunton knock-off I can understand the Goodbye omission - although LOVELY it's hardly a pivotal moment for them, and probably communicates the wrong message given they've been rumbling on in public about this not just being a one-off comeback. I remain disappointed at the lack of a Jim Corr conspiracy theory themed solo album.

Oh that appallingly weak remix of I Never Loved You Anyway really was just plain MUSICAL VANDALISM I really wasn't sorry they skipped Summer Sunshine - for me, always one of their flimsiest releases. Angel however would have been very welcome. But then for the latter, they did seem to steer clear of the more personal moments in general - see also the lack of Gerry's Reel. Caroline definitely seems to be most fame-shy, although I'm sure they're wishing it was Jim who would BELT UP these days.

As far as single releases go, I think their real missed trick was not re-releasing I Never Loved You Anyway after they hit the big-time. Adored the live show - thought Andrea's vocals started off a little shaky, although hearing Give Me A Reason early on was a welcome surprise; would never have expected that to be included over Summer Sunshine or Old Town. They all seemed to find their footing after they got going on the instrumental section though, and from that point on they were spot on. And the decision on which White Light tracks to include and which to snub were on point. Highlights; the stripped back Love To Love You, Dreams, and the whole arena on their feet for the Breathless / Toss The Feathers finale. Much more rousing than a 40-something Corrs gig had any right to be, and it's really LOVELY to see that they still command a devoted fanbase now, even if I was almost a sole island amidst a sea of Linda-47-from-Reigate housewives. And the all-important perspective from an aged gai - YES to Caroline being the hottest

OMG OMG OMG I am weeping tears of Fleurie at this right now. This tour MUST HAPPEN

People not ranking Black Box Recorder need to educate themselves STAT

This countdown is as FABULOUS as their discography. Feather boas AHOY We appear to have managed a quite REASONABLE top 10 there, although I'd have liked it more with Stop and Am I Right in the place of Fingers And Thumbs and Breathe. I think Tony might be quite right on the latter - I like it mostly because it achieved the seemingly impossible of granting Erasure a top 5 hit in 2005; an era ruled by rappers, crunk, and Elvis Presley reissues. I can only echo Dandu*'s sentiments on the musical heroine that is MC Kinky. Truly a visionary, and I'm sure we can all agree that without her bravely paving the way, there'd be no Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea or Deetah in the current age. MANDATORY TOP 3 01. You Surround Me 02. Chorus 03. Blue Savannah

Well now that one really IS an OLD FART now, one must do their best to help uphold decrepit aged queen stereotypes.

Oh this is FABULOUS Pop! The First 20 Hits remains the best and most consistent artist compilation of all time. Not a single moment of shite. Poor man's PSB indeed :angry: Having said that I'd have been happier if they'd have called it a day in '91. 09 Who Needs Love (Like That) 08 Heavenly Action 08 Oh L'amour 10 Sometimes 08 It Doesn't Have To Be 08 Victim Of Love 09 The Circus 08 Ship Of Fools 09 Chains Of Love 10 A Little Respect 06 Phantom Bride 10 Stop! 09 Drama! 11 You Surround Me 10 Blue Savannah 10 Star 10 Chorus 10 Love To Hate You 10 Am I Right? 07 Breath Of Life 04 Lay All Your Love On Me 03 SOS 10 Take A Chance On Me 03 Voulez Vous 06 Always 06 Run To The Sun 03 I Love Saturday 04 Stay With Me 07 Fingers & Thumbs (Cold Summer's Day) 05 Rock Me Gently 05 In My Arms 03 Don't Say Your Love Is Killing Me 06 Rain 07 Freedom 03 Moon & The Sky 07 Solsbury Hill 08 Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me) 08 Breathe 05 Don't Say You Love Me 04 Here I Go Impossible Again 02 All This Time Still Falling Out Of Love 04 Boy 04 I Could Fall In Love With You 03 Sunday Girl 03 Storm In A Teacup 04 When I Start To (Break It All Down) 04 Be With You 03 Fill Us With Fire

I LOVED THIS ROTTING 67 YEAR OLD But she's been a useless ho the past few years, and her career has disintegrated in tandem with her face. I blame the association with the life-sucking force that is LULU Singles 08 | I'm Outta Love 07 | Not That Kind 08 | Cowboys & Kisses 03 | Made For Lovin' You 06 | Paid My Dues 06 | One Day In Your Life 03 | Boom 04 | Why'd You Lie To Me? 11 | You'll Never Be Alone Bravely trying to resurrect power ballads when NOBODY WANTED THEM. Anastacia - perennially 15 years behind fashion. I can relate. 10 | Left Outside Alone 10 | Sick And Tired 09 | Welcome To My Truth 08 | Heavy On My Heart 05 | Pieces Of A Dream 08 | I Belong To You (with Eros Ramazzotti) -1 | I Can Feel You 02 | Absolutely Positively 03 | Defeated 03 | Best Of You 00 | Dream On Other Singles: 03 | Love Is A Crime 09 | Everything Burns (Ben Moody feat. Anastacia) 06 | Stalemate (Ben's Brother feat. Anastacia) 00 | Safety (Dima Bilan featuring Anastacia) 00 | Burning Star (Natalia featuring Anastacia) 05 | What Can We Do (A Deeper Love) (Tiesto feat. Anastacia) 00 | If I Was Your Boyfriend (Tony Moran and Anastacia) Albums: 07 | Not That Kind 08 | Freak Of Nature 10 | Anastacia 02 | Heavy Rotation 03 | It's A Man's World

25 | M83 - Midnight City 24 | ANASTACIA - Left Outside Alone 23 | SNOW PATROL & MARTHA WAINWRIGHT - Set The Fire To The Third Bar 22 | NELLY FURTADO - Say It Right 21 | COLDPLAY - Viva La Vida 20 | AZEALIA BANKS - 212 19 | GOTYE & KIMBRA - Somebody That I Used To Know 18 | THE KILLERS - Mr Brightside 17 | OUTKAST - Hey Ya! 16 | KATY PERRY - Hot N Cold 15 | ALICIA KEYS - Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart 14 | ROBYN & KLEERUP - With Every Heartbeat 13 | LANA DEL REY - Video Games 12 | LILY ALLEN - The Fear 11 | DIDO - White Flag 10 | LADY GAGA - Bad Romance 09 | ROBYN - Dancing On My Own 08 | DAVID GUETTA & SIA - Titanium 07 | OF MONSTERS AND MEN - Little Talks 06 | ADELE - Rolling In The Deep 05 | t.A.T.u - All The Things She Said 04 | RUDIMENTAL - Feel The Love 03 | MADONNA - Hung Up 02 | GNARLS BARKLEY - Crazy 01 | JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & TIMBALAND - SexyBack

15 | JOHNNY CASH - Hurt 14 | ANASTACIA - Left Outside Alone 13 | AZEALIA BANKS - 212 12 | NELLY FURTADO - Say It Right 11 | KINGS OF LEON - Use Somebody 10 | OUTKAST - Hey Ya! 09 | FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE - Shake It Out 08 | DIDO - White Flag 07 | GNARLS BARKLEY - Crazy 06 | RUDIMENTAL - Feel The Love 05 | SNOW PATROL - Run 04 | LADY GAGA - Paparazzi 03 | GORILLAZ - DARE 02 | ADELE - Someone Like You 01 | BEYONCÉ - Irreplaceable

15 | GROOVE ARMADA & MUTYA BUENA - Song 4 Mutya (Out Of Control) 14 | M83 - Midnight City 13 | ALICIA KEYS - Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart 12 | DAVID GUETTA & KELLY ROWLAND - When Love Takes Over 11 | COLDPLAY - Viva La Vida 10 | FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE - Spectrum 09 | COLDPLAY - Clocks 08 | FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) 07 | NELLY FURTADO - All Good Things (Come To An End) 06 | ALPHABEAT - Fascination 05 | OF MONSTERS AND MEN - Little Talks 04 | THE KILLERS - Mr Brightside 03 | BEYONCÉ - Halo 02 | EVANESCENCE - My Immortal 01 | LADY GAGA - The Edge Of Glory

20 | Florence And The Machine - Spectrum 19 | Azealia Banks - 212 18 | Gotye & Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know 17 | Coldplay & Rihanna - Princess Of China 16 | David Guetta & Sia - Titanium 15 | Lana Del Rey - Ride 14 | Of Monsters And Men - Little Talks 13 | Lana Del Rey - Born To Die 12 | Rudimental - Feel The Love 11 | Jessie Ware - 110% 10 | Katy Perry - Wide Awake 09 | Calvin Harri & Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing 08 | P!nk - Try 07 | Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together 06 | Fun. - Some Nights 05 | Emeli Sandé - Next To Me 04 | Ellie Goulding - Anything Could Happen 03 | Flo Rida & Sia - Wild Ones 02 | P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 01 | Rihanna - Diamonds

20 | M83 - Midnight City 19 | Naked And Famous -Young Blood 18 | Coldplay - Paradise 17 | Will Young - Jealousy 16 | Lana Del Rey - Video Games 15 | Lady Gaga - Born This Way 14 | Ellie Goulding - Lights 13 | Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall 12 | Florence And The Machine - Shake It Out 11 | Adele - Rolling In The Deep 10 | Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks 09 | Chase And Status - Blind Faith 08 | Kanye West - All Of The Lights 07 | Lady Gaga - Marry The Night 06 | Labrinth & Tinie Tempah - Earthquake 05 | Emeli Sandé - Heaven 04 | Drake & Rihanna - Take Care 03 | Adele - Someone Like You 02 | Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory 01 | Olly Murs & Rizzle Kicks - Heart Skips A Beat

20 : FOALS - Spanish Sahara 19 : ALICIA KEYS - Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart 18 : ALEXIS JORDAN - Happiness 17 : KANYE WEST & PUSHA T - Runaway 16 : FLORENCE & THE MACHINE - Cosmic Love 15 : ROBYN Dancing On My Own 14 : KELIS Acapella 13 : CRYSTAL CASTLES & ROBERT SMITH - Not In Love 12 : OWL CITY - Fireflies 11 : EXAMPLE - Kickstarts 10 : HURTS - Wonderful Life 09 : DIANA VICKERS - Once 08 : GABRIELLA CILMI - On A Mission 07 : EMINEM & RIHANNA - Love The Way You Lie 06 : CEE LO GREEN - f*** You 05 : KYLIE MINOGUE - All The Lovers 04 : LADY GAGA - Alejandro 03 : KATY PERRY - Firework 02 : TINIE TEMPAH - Pass Out 01 : B.O.B. & HAYLEY WILLIAMS - Airplanes

20 : EMPIRE OF THE SUN - We Are The People 19 : CHICANE - Poppiholla 18 : RÖYKSOPP & ROBYN - The Girl And The Robot 17 : DAVID GUETTA & KELLY ROWLAND - When Love Takes Over 16 : FRIENDLY FIRES - Jump In The Pool 15 : GIRLS ALOUD - The Loving Kind 14 : FLORENCE & THE MACHINE - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) 13 : LILY ALLEN - The Fear 12 : CHASE AND STATUS & PLAN B - End Credits 11 : TEMPER TRAP - Sweet Disposition 10 : LADY GAGA - Bad Romance 09 : FLORENCE & THE MACHINE - Dog Days Are Over 08 : BEYONCÉ - Halo 07 : YEAH YEAH YEAHS - Zero 06 : LADY GAGA - Paparazzi 05 : BLACK EYED PEAS - Meet Me Halfway 04 : AR RAHMAN & PUSSYCAT DOLLS - Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny) 03 : BEYONCÉ - Sweet Dreams 02 : BLACK EYED PEAS - I Gotta Feeling 01 : KELLY CLARKSON - My Life Would Suck Without You

All-male albums top 14? BJ rubbish gais in MASS SUICIDE PACT

01. Empire Of The Sun Walking On A Dream 02. Katy Perry Hot N Cold 03. MGMT Time To Pretend 04. Kelly Rowland Work 05. The Killers Human 06. Goldfrapp A&E 07. Kings Of Leon Sex On Fire 08. Coldplay Viva La Vida 09. MGMT Kids 10. Kings Of Leon Use Somebody 11. Alphabeat Fascination 12. Elbow One Day Like This 13. Pussycat Dolls I Hate This Part 14. Sam Sparro Black And Gold 15. Beyonce If I Were A Boy 16. Duffy Warwick Avenue 17. Dizzee Rascal & Calvin Harris Dance Wiv Me 18. Rihanna Disturbia 19. Amy MacDonald This Is The Life 20. Eric Prydz Pjanoo

01. Groove Armada & Mutya Buena Song 4 Mutya 02. Nelly Furtado Say It Right 03. Bloc Party Flux 04. Robyn & Kleerup With Every Heartbeat 05. The Killers Read My Mind 06. P!nk Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely) 07. Freemasons & Bailey Tzuke Uninvited 08. Justin Timberlake What Goes Around... Comes Around 09. Mark Ronson & Amy Winehouse Valerie 10. Timbaland & OneRepublic Apologize 11. Peter, Bjorn & John Young Folks 12. Rihanna Shut Up And Drive 13. Leona Lewis Bleeding Love 14. Rihanna & Jay-Z Umbrella 15. Take That Rule The World 16. Sugababes About You Now 17. Mason & Princess Superstar Perfect (Exceeder) 18. Avril Lavigne When You're Gone 19. Calvin Harris Acceptable In The 80s 20. HelloGoodbye Here (In Your Arms)

01. Chicane & Tom Jones Stoned In Love 02. Snow Patrol & Martha Wainwright Set The Fire To The Third Bar 03. Jamelia Beware Of The Dog 04. Snow Patrol Chasing Cars 05. Nelly Furtado All Good Things (Come To An End) 06. Sigur Rós Hoppípolla 07. Gnarls Barkley Crazy 08. Madonna Get Together 09. P!nk Who Knew 10. Take That Patience 11. Jamelia Something About You 12. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland SexyBack 13. Madonna Sorry 14. The Kooks Naïve 15. Beyoncé Irreplaceable 16. The Killers When You Were Young 17. Razorlight America 18. Rogue Traders Voodoo Child 19. Amy Winehouse Rehab 20. Nelly Furtado Maneater

01. Arcade Fire Rebellion (Lies) 02. John Legend Ordinary People 03. Natalie Imbruglia Shiver 04. KT Tunstall Suddenly I See 05. Royksopp What Else Is There 06. Chemical Brothers Galvanize 07. Stereophonics Dakota 08. Madonna Hung Up 09. Gorillaz DARE 10. Bloc Party Banquet 11. Coldplay Speed Of Sound 12. The Killers Somebody Told Me 13. The Bravery An Honest Mistake 14. Amerie 1 Thing 15. Sugababes Push The Button 16. KT Tunstall Other Side Of The World 17. Green Day Wake Me Up When September Ends 18. Gwen Stefani Cool 19. Gorillaz Dirty Harry 20. Mylo & Miami Sound Machine Doctor Pressure

01. Anastacia Left Outside Alone 02. Anastacia Sick And Tired 03. Kelis & Andre 3000 Millionaire 04. Outkast Hey Ya! 05. The Killers Mr Brightside 06. Sugababes Too Lost In You 07. Avril Lavigne My Happy Ending 08. Jamelia Thank You 09. Keane Everybody's Changing 10. Snow Patrol Run 11. Basement Jaxx & Lisa Kekaula Good Luck 12. Eric Prydz Call On Me 13. Kelis Milkshake 14. Keane Somewhere Only We Know 15. Alicia Keys If I Ain't Got You 16. Green Day Boulevard Of Broken Dreams 17. Blink-182 I Miss You 18. Kylie Minogue I Believe In You 19. Britney Spears Toxic 20. Kelis Trick Me

01. Johnny Cash Hurt 02. Delta Goodrem Lost Without You 03. Coldplay Clocks 04. Kelly Rowland Stole 05. Electric Six Danger! (High Voltage) 06. Dido White Flag 07. The Darkness I Believe In A Thing Called Love 08. Emma Bunton Maybe 09. Evanescence My Immortal 10. t.A.T.u All The Things She Said 11. Delta Goodrem Innocent Eyes 12. Royksopp Eple 13. Black Eyed Peas Shut Up 14. Sugababes Hole In The Head 15. Beyonce Crazy In Love 16. R Kelly Ignition (Remix) 17. Will Young Leave Right Now 18. Michael Andrews & Gary Jules Mad World 19. White Stripes 7 Nation Army 20. Avril Lavigne I'm With You