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Underneath Your Clothes is the only one here I would never choose to listen to

+12 Plan B - Prayin' +10 The Hoosiers - Choices +08 Mark Ronson & The Business Intl feat. Kyle Falconer & Spank Rock - The Bike Song +07 Rumer - Slow +06 David Guetta feat. Kid Cudi - Memories +05 Magnetic Man feat. Katy B - Perfect Stranger +04 Scissor Sisters - Fire With Fire +03 P!nk - Raise Your Glass +02 B.o.B feat. Rivers Cuomo - Magic +01 Ellie Goulding - The Writer -02 Kylie Minogue - Get Outta My Way

Here for this I am predicting an ALL STAR TOP FIVE Des'ree! Tin Tin Out! Shampoo! Boyzone! Robson & Jerome!

I wouldn't file Missing alongside Snap or Culture Beat anyway - they're not trying to achieve the same thing. The latter are out-and-out club records; Missing is out-and-out melancholy that just happens to have a dance beat.

If "A Moment Like This" had been a male winner's song, it would have been voted out first

Earth Song is RIDICULOUS and also FABULOUS Back For Good is the weakest of this bunch, but overall this is an insanely strong five.

30 Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever 29 Alanis Morissette - Thank U 28 Annie Lennox - Why 27 Ace Of Base - Life Is A Flower 26 Glass Animals - Heat Waves 25 Moby - Porcelain 24 Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy 23 Planet Funk - Chase The Sun 22 Bloc Party - So Here We Are 21 David Gray - Babylon 20 Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue 19 Kelis - Acapella 18 M People - Renaissance 17 Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues 16 New Radicals - You Get What You Give 15 Shania Twain - Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You) 14 Todd Terry presents Martha Wash and Jocelyn Brown - Something Goin' On (In Your Soul) 13 Feeder - Buck Rogers 12 Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay 11 Texas - Black Eyed Boy 10 Neneh Cherry - Manchild 09 Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes 08 Chase & Status feat. Liam Bailey - Blind Faith 07 Aaliyah - Try Again 06 Beyonce - Sweet Dreams 05 Turin Brakes - Pain Killer 04 The Beautiful South - Rotterdam 03 Maneskin - I Wanna Be Your Slave 02 Missy Misdemeanor Elliott feat. Eve - 4 My People 01 Will Young - Jealousy

01. Bleach Lab I Could Be Your Safe Place 02. Fred Again... Delilah (Pull Me Out Of This) 03. Avril Lavigne & Yungblud I'm A Mess 04. The Wombats I Think My Mind Has Made Its Mind Up 05. Delays Unsung You're Breathing This Rhythm [Torch Team Remix] 06. Gorillaz, Tame Impala & Bootie Brown New Gold 07. Gabrielle Aplin Never Be The Same 08. Dermot Kennedy Kiss Me 09. Self Esteem f***ing Wizardry 10. Shania Twain Waking Up Dreaming 11. Yeah Yeah Yeahs Zero 12. SG Lewis Lifetime 13. Gorillaz Baby Queen 14. Garbage Witness To Your Love 15. Cleopatrick SCARING ME 16. The Weeknd Less Than Zero 17. Kai Bosch Title 18. Holly Humberstone Can You Afford To Lose Me? 19. Junya Nakano Universe 16 20. Rina Sawayama Catch Me In The Air 21. Röyksopp Speed King 22. Orlando Weeks Look Who's Talking Now 23. Berlak, FEATHER/FEATHER & Gabrielle Dead Flowers 24. Steve Lacy Bad Habit 25. Shania Twain Last Day Of Summer 26. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Pretty Boy 27. Mehalah Ray Ruminate 28. Amanda Tenfjord A List Of All The Things That I Regret 29. Fred Again... Clara (The Night Is Dark) 30. The Snuts Hallelujah Moment 31. ILLENIUM & MAX Worst Day 32. The Feeling There Is No Music 33. Tep No & Starzun Hold Me 34. Oliver Sim Fruit 35. Joel Corry & Tom Grennan Lionheart (Fearless) 36. Albin Lee Meldau Forget About Us 37. Rihanna Born Again 38. Gryffin & Matt Maeson Lose Your Love 39. BEKA Don't Call Me A Friend 40. Sam Fender Wild Grey Ocean

It is truly a MADMAN who sees a list including Ant & Dec and Westlife, and then votes out Jakatta

That's an almost flawless top 10. Bravo BJ!

Leaving Me Now! AMAZING

Hollaback Girl is ONE OF THE WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME When You Were Young is not

A very decent top 5. But I would hope for Born Slippy out next. The other three are in a totally different league.

01. Gorillaz feat. Tame Impala & Bootie Brown New Gold 02. Rina Sawayama Catch Me In The Air 03. Steve Lacy Bad Habit 04. Dermot Kennedy Kiss Me 05. Junya Nakano Universe 16 06. Gabrielle Aplin Never Be The Same 07. Orlando Weeks Look Who's Talking Now 08. Two Door Cinema Club Everybody's Cool 09. Albin Lee Meldau Forget About Us 10. Kai Bosch Be Right Back 11. The Wombats I Think My Mind Has Made Its Mind Up 12. Shania Twain Waking Up Dreaming 13. Foals Crest Of The Wave 14. Lewis OfMan & Carly Rae Jepsen Move Me 15. Lukas Graham feat. Khalid Wish You Were Here 16. Alicia Keys feat. Lucky Dawe Stay 17. Billy Idol Bitter Taste 18. Berlak and Feather / Feather Dead Flowers 19. The Feeling There Is No Music 20. Royksopp Speed King 21. Rema Calm Down 22. Gryffin & Blanke feat. Eyelar Colors 23. George Ezra Dance All Over Me 24. Craig David & Galantis DNA Pt. 2 25. TSHA feat. Clementine Douglas Dancing In The Shadows 26. Yeah Yeah Yeahs Wolf 27. Willow ur a <stranger> 28. Maude Latour Cyclone 29. Royksopp Me&Youphoria 30. Cat Burns Sleep At Night 31. Maneskin The Loneliest 32. Dagny Highs & Lows 33. Alok x Sigala x Ellie Goulding All By Myself 34. Baby Queen Lazy 35. Fred Again... Kammy (Like I Do) 36. The Snuts Hallelujah Moment 37. Gabrielle Aplin Don't Know What I Want 38. Tee Lopes Bowser's Road 39. Rina Sawayama Hurricanes 40. Dusky Lonely Dulcimer

We are heading for a DREADFUL final two

+12 Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People +10 Deadmau5 feat. Kaskade - I Remember +08 Example - Watch The Sun Come Up +07 MGMT - Kids +06 Snow Patrol - Just Say Yes +05 Florence & The Machine - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) +04 Marmaduke Duke - Rubber Lover +03 Pet Shop Boys - Love Etc +02 Jordin Sparks - Battlefield +01 Freemasons & Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Heartbreak (Make Me A Dancer) -02 Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA Tough year - The Noisettes, Girls Aloud, P!nk and the second Deadmau5 tracks would have ranked highly in most over years

Stardust is the weakest link for me there. It's not BAD, but it's insanely repetitive.

Spinning Around is dreadfully flimsy. It shouldn't have outlasted Kelly, Sophie or even Enrique.

I know it's critically lauded and worthy, but I find Tender to be really quite DREARY

SAVE DOOP

These lists so far have really been far too respectable Let's introduce some housewife BLANDNESS 01. The Corrs 02. Alanis Morissette 03. Garbage 04. Texas 05. Spice Girls 06. REM 07. Manic Street Preachers 08. Sheryl Crow 09. Sash! 10. Des'ree 11. Madonna 12. Erasure (although they really went off the boil after '94) 13. M People (dreadful albums, but GREAT singles) 14. Seal 15. Massive Attack 16. Annie Lennox 17. Bryan Adams 18. Cranberries 19. The Beautiful South 20. TLC I briefly considered the Lighthouse Family, but decided that really would be going TOO FAR

I think only the week before, Boyzone, Stardust and The Corrs had all cleared 100k

Picture Of You is possibly the only Boyzone track I might have considered granting a point to.

I don't know why the BRITS social media office junior wouldn't have highlighted the big news today...the Woolpackers' era-defining classic "Hillbilly Rock Hillybilly Rock" is now gold!

I actually don't hate any of these HUZZAH FOR 1993