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25 The Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (2010) 24 Ladbaby featuring Ed Sheeran and Elton John - Sausage Rolls For Everyone (2021) 23 Will.I.Am featuring Cody Wise - It’s My Birthday (2014) 22 Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger (2011) 21 Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (2007) 20 One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) (2013) 19 Lil Dicky featuring Chris Brown - Freaky Friday (2018) 18 Charlie Puth featuring Meghan Trainor - Marvin Gaye (2015) 17 Chris Brown - Turn Up The Music (2012) 16 Michael Ball, Captain Tom Moore and The NHS Voices of Care Choir - You’ll Never Walk Alone (2020) 15 The Lewisham and Greenwich NHS Choir - A Bridge Over You (2015) 14 Sugababes vs Girls Aloud - Walk This Way (2007) 13 X Factor Finalists - Wishing On A Star (2011) 12 Leon Jackson - When You Believe (2007) 11 Gareth Malone’s All Star Choir - Wake Me Up (2014) 10 Shout For England featuring Dizzee Rascal and James Corden - Shout (2010) 09 The Proclaimers featuring Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin - I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) (2007) 08 Drake - Toosie Slide (2020) 07 JLS - The Club Is Alive (2010) 06 Sak Noel - Loca People (2011) 05 Cheryl featuring Tinie Tempah - Crazy Stupid Love (2014) 04 Dizzee Rascal - Dirtee Disco (2010) 03 Kid Rock - All Summer Long (2008) 02 Jason Derulo - Don’t Wanna Go Home (2011) 01 Alexandra Burke featuring Laza Morgan - Start Without You (2010)

+12 Goldfrapp - Ride A White Horse +10 Snow Patrol feat. Martha Wainwright – Set The Fire To The Third Bar +08 Massive Attack - Live With Me +07 Muse - Starlight +06 Supermode - Tell Me Why +05 Simon Webbe - Coming Around Again +04 Nerina Pallot – Everybody's Gone To War +03 Sean Paul - Temperature +02 Kasabian - Shoot The Runner +01 Keane - Nothing In My Way -02 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh)

I'm TOTALLY on board with Payphone remaining in the list I'd perhaps drop Bom Bom and Start Without You though, and replace them with House Every Weekend and Now You're Gone.

Babycakes is one of THE worst records of all time, let alone one of the worst number ones. Those who awarded 1 point should be deported to the Moon.

25 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (2004) 24 Eminem - Just Lose It (2004) 23 Will Young & Gareth Gates - The Long And Winding Road (2002) 22 A1 - Take On Me (2000) 21 Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005) 20 Boyzone - You Needed Me (1999) 19 911 - A Little Bit More (1999) 18 Blazin' Squad - Crossroads (2002) 17 Chico - It's Chico Time (2006) 16 Peter Andre - I Feel You (1996) 15 Mariah Carey featuring Westlife - Against All Odds (2000) 14 Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (2004) 13 Five & Queen - We Will Rock You (2000) 12 Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999) 11 Frankee - F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back) (2004) 10 Akon - Lonely (2005) 09 Atomic Kitten - Eternal Flame (2001) 08 Gary Barlow - Forever Love (1996) 07 Westlife - Queen Of My Heart (2001) 06 Eamon - F**k It (I Don't Want You Back) (2004) 05 Spacedust - Gym And Tonic (1998) 04 Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty) (2000) 03 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say "Eh-Oh!" (1997) 02 Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes (2003) 01 Fatman Scoop featuring Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (2003)

+12 Reflekt feat. Delline Bass - Need To Feel Loved +10 Feeder - Feeling A Moment +8 Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies) +7 Moby - Lift Me Up +6 KT Tunstall - Suddenly I See +5 Jamiroquai - Seven Days In Sunny June +4 Deep Dish - Say Hello +3 Bloc Party - Banquet +2 Jem - Just A Ride +1 Magic Numbers - Love Me Like You -2 Rob Thomas - Lonely No More

I WHOLLY ENDORSE THIS

There are none that I'd take out - all very worthy inclusions These are must-adds; - Blazin' Squad - Crossroads - 3 Of A Kind - Babycakes - Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls There are others that I have genuine dislike for, but I don't seriously expect many people to back me up; - Britney Spears - Oops... I Did It Again - Robbie Williams - Rock DJ - Madonna - Music - Kylie Minogue - Slow - Basshunter - Now You're Gone

This is actually a pretty GOOD album. I've never been particularly wowed by Paolo, but the rockier direction suits him Acid Eyes the highlight I can see that this album would totally alienate his earlier fans though. There's none of the "cheeky chappy" stuff, and no slushy "Last Request" guff

Cue Dandu*'s great disappointment when we plump for "All Mixed Up" by The Twins instead

Even if she HAD wanted a quiet departure... I just don't see the show agreeing to such an offscreen exit under normal circumstances, not for a character who had been on the show for 10 years. It also seemed really obvious in the following weeks where other characters (notably Roxy and Kyle interfering in Levi's love life) suddenly took on lines and roles that you just know were actually scripted for Sheila. Colette's tried to give the impression of it all being just a regular low-key exit, but it doesn't ring true at all.

I'd be very happy for there to be NO SHEILA WHATSOEVER in the finale. Dreadful harpy. I'm assuming zero chance anyway if the speculation about the real reason for her departure is true.

+12 Groove Armada - I See You Baby +10 Kings Of Leon - The Bucket +08 Kasabian - Club Foot +07 Basement Jaxx feat. Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck +06 Hoobastank - The Reason +05 Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes +04 Nelly Furtado - Try +03 Scissor Sisters - Laura +02 Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started +01 Keane - This Is The Last Time -02 Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body Rock

1 Thing out before Promiscuous is a WAR CRIME

It is ILLEGAL not to vote for the Delays

I simply voted Chain Reaction out because I think it's a terribly flaccid cover that doesn't do anything better than the original, rather than any other strategy

+12 Lemon Jelly - Nice Weather For Ducks +10 Nelly Furtado - Powerless (Say What You Want) +08 Alicia Keys - You Don't Know My Name +07 Royksopp - Eple +06 Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends +05 Javine - Surrender (Your Love) +04 Foo Fighters - Times Like These +03 Placebo - The Bitter End +02 Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Part 1 +01 Linkin Park - Numb -02 Justin Timberlake - Senorita

I'd agree that Outhere Brothers, Aqua and Another Level don't belong there. Boyzone DO but you have completely the wrong song - it should have been "You Needed Me" or "When The Going Gets The Tough" The Mel B one is objectively dreadful, but I never fail to grin stupidly at the oh-so-edgy-at-the-time Missy Elliott rap and production being completely undermined by Mel's overpowering LEEDS accent. "Let meh hit this one before ah GEEEEERRRR" I would totally endorse the dreadfully repetitive "Flat Beat" being added. Also nominating "Girlfriend" and "Do The Bartman".

OMG I love being reminded of the existence of Nice Weather For Ducks

A great top 10, wrecked with an utterly dreadful winner. ATC was close to getting my -2

THIS IS THE WORST POST I'VE EVER READ

+12 Alanis Morissette - Hands Clean +10 Dirty Vegas - Days Go By +08 Sheryl Crow - Soak Up The Sun +07 Santana feat. Michelle Branch - The Game Of Love +06 Amy Studt - Just A Little Girl +05 David Bowie - Everyone Says Hi +04 Moby - We Are All Made Of Stars +03 Holly Valance - Naughty Girl +02 Idlewild - American English +01 Maddonna - The Wheels On The Bus -02 Scooter – Posse (I Need You On The Floor)

01. Caroline Polachek - Billions 02. Regina Spektor - Up The Mountain 03. The Wombats - This Car Drives All By Itself 04. Camila Cabello // Willow - Psychofreak 05. Foals - Looking High 06. Sasha Sloan - WTF 07. Yola - Dancing Away In Tears 08. Juice WRLD - Cigarettes 09. The War On Drugs // Lucius - I Don't Live Here Anymore 10. Sigrid - It Gets Dark 11. Baby Queen - Colours Of You 12. Everything Everything - Teletype 13. Arcade Fire - The Lightning II 14. Liam Gallagher - Better Days 15. Sam Fender - Spit Of You 16. Hatchie - Quicksand 17. Juice WRLD - Sometimes 18. Arcade Fire - The Lightning I 19. Matoma // A R I Z O N A - Heart So Big 20. Emeli Sande - Ready To Love 21. Carly Rae Jepsen - Western Wind 22. S-X // KSI - Locked Out 23. Lykke Li - Highway To Your Home 24. Florence + The Machine - Free 25. Sam Fender - Getting Started 26. Future // Drake // Tems - Wait For You 27. Alex Adair - Looking For Love 28. Sam Fender - The Dying Light 29. Cat Burns - Go 30. ACRAZE // Cherish - Do It To It 31. Harry Styles - As It Was 32. LEON - Soaked 33. Vance Joy - Clarity 34. Taylor Swift - Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version) 35. The Kooks // Milky Chance - Beautiful World 36. Khalid - Skyline 37. Memorial - Old Oaks 38. Sasha Sloan - New Normal 39. Royksopp / Susanne Sundfor - If You Want Me 40. adebambz! - In My Head

+12 Dido - Take My Hand +10 Sugababes - Run For Cover +08 Ian Brown - Fear +07 Kosheen - Catch +06 Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist +05 I Monster - Daydream In Blue +04 Avalanches - Since I Left You +03 Super Furry Animals - Juxtapozed With U +02 Anastacia - Not That Kind +01 Sum 41 - In Too Deep -02 Alcazar – Crying At The Discotheque

Well that's simply NOT TRUE