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THERE was no way Geordie nightclub brawler CHERYL COLE was going to take LILY ALLEN’s comments lying down. The GIRLS ALOUD singer is LIVID that Lily called her a “stupid b**ch” who can’t sing in tune and has to take her clothes off for a living. After I reported the mouthy Londoner’s comments yesterday, Chezza contacted me with her explosive response. Cheryl — who had initially upset Lily by calling her a “chick with a d**k”, which the Smile singer felt was an attack on her size — sneered: “Yes, I was bitchy about her but I never mentioned her weight. “Quite frankly I couldn’t care less if she has a d**k or not. “I have had enough of her and her big mouth.” She said that in the past her bandmates NICOLA ROBERTS and SARAH HARDING had also been hurt by Lily’s sharp tongue — as has hubby ASHLEY COLE. Chezza fumed: “Over the last few months she has called Nicola ugly, which I bit my tongue over. She called Sarah vile and my husband horrendous, but seems to have conveniently forgotten all of that.” I’m not getting involved, but fair point. Cheryl continued: “I can’t stand people who give it but aren’t prepared to take it back. “If that’s the case she should keep her mouth s*** instead of feeling sorry for herself. “I could go on but I left school a long time ago and have no time for this.” Then comes the killer line. “I’m currently on a big arena tour with the girls singing live each night. “Lily, I could find you a spare ticket if you’d like to come and experience what a live arena tour is like . . . as that’s the closest you’ll get to it.” Talk about microphones at dawn. Never mind “Free Paris” T-shirts, bring on “Team Cheryl” and “Team Lily”. Cheryl and the rest of the girls kicked off their Greatest Hits tour in Newcastle this week, playing to a crowd of thousands. Meanwhile, on Tuesday night Lily was playing at Los Angeles’ Wiltern Theater — with a capacity of less than one tenth of Cheryl’s venue. Not that I’m taking sides. Now I want you to email me with who you think would come off better if this celebrity scrap was taken to a boxing ring? To give you an idea of their form, here’s a potted history of the contenders’ most infamous moments, with my rating out of ten on the b**ch scale. Chezza’s best: January 2003: Clumps a nightclub toilet attendant. b**ch rating: 9 October 2005: Calls CHARLOTTE CHURCH “a nasty little piece of work with a fat head.” b**ch rating: 8 July 2006: Says PARIS HILTON was “abysmal” in a film role, adding “She looks like a Barbie doll and there's no substance to her”. b**ch rating: 6 December 2006: Says of ALL SAINTS: “They’re all mothers, it’s time they grew up.” b**ch Rating: 5 But Lily’s history proves she is every bit as razor-tongued as her foe: June 2006: Savages BOB GELDOF: “He’s a dull, old, boring man who only made one good song about a million years ago,” adding that the charity legend is a “sanctimonious prat”. b**ch rating: 5 June 2006: Claims CARL BARAT is “obviously convinced he’s God or something.” b**ch rating: 3 September 2006: On PEACHES GELDOF, she announces: “I’d kick her over and then kick her even harder when she was down.” b**ch rating: 8 August 2006: Bravely tears into MADONNA, calling her: “The most over-rated person in pop history. She adds: “I don’t think anything she’s done since the early Eighties has really been, like, wow.” b**ch rating: 7 August 2006: Says JAMES BLUNT’s personality rhymes with his surname . . . b**ch rating: 7.5 August 2006: Gets all Doctor Who about PETE DOHERTY, saying: “I do think he has to be exterminated.” b**ch rating: 6 September 2006: Brands PARIS HILTON “hideously untalented” and reckons “her music is auto-tuned. You can hear it. I know because my sister saw her in Ibiza and said it was the worst thing she had ever heard.” b**ch rating: 6

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Star says Nicola is Posh's second favourite bandmate - after her Cheryl Tweedy has revealed that Posh loves Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts - because she never smiles. Cheryl, 23, has become friendly with Posh, 33, since she married footballer Ashley Cole, 26, last year. 'Victoria told me Nicola is her favourite. No, scrap that, I'm her favourite!' she laughs. 'Nicola is her second favourite. But she did say to me, "I love the ginger one in your band because she never smiles."' But, contrary to popular perception, Cheryl reveals that VB actually grins all the time in person. 'Victoria never stops smiling!' she tells Glamour magazine. 'One of her best qualities is her humour. It p***es me off she gets labelled as miserable - but she doesn't take the criticism to heart. 'If I took the amount of s**t she's taken I'd go out of my mind.'

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GIRLS ALOUD showed their cheeky sides as they kicked off their Greatest Hits Tour with an eye-popping show. And it wasn’t just their skimpy black lycra outfits that left fans feeling Something Kinda Ooooh at Monday’s gig. The foxy fivesome – CHERYL COLE, SARAH HARDING, NICOLA ROBERTS, KIMBERLEY WALSH and NADINE COYLE – successfully combined solid vocals with tough dance routines that would challenge even SHAKIRA. Emerging from the ceiling on a moving platform and wearing military uniforms and thigh-high boots, the band belted out hits including Walk This Way, Biology and Sound Of The Underground. Highlights included a reggae-style version of Life Got Cold, a cover of TIFFANY hit I Think We’re Alone Now and ballad A Whole Lotta History, which saw the girls suspended on a giant swing. A cheesy medley of Dirty Dancing hits got the biggest cheers of the evening. Cheryl was close to tears as she thanked fans for their incredible reception in her home town. She said: “You Geordies are great. I knew I could rely on you. Thanks for making my dreams come true.” There have been rumours Girls Aloud will split when the 15-date UK tour ends. But with a new album confirmed for later this year, I reckon they’re just reaching their peak.

Girls Aloud did us proud Girls Aloud, Metro Radio Arena I love Girls Aloud. And last night's performance only put fuel to the fire of my secret fantasies to become a member. The five girls, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts and the North-East's Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy) burst on stage for the first night of their UK tour. They trounced their way through a back catalogue of pop-perfect greatest hits - Sound of the Underground, No Good Advice, Jump, The Show and of course Biology to name but a few. But the highlight of my evening was when two worlds of greatness collided - Girls Aloud singing the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing. Yes, they warbled their way through Do you Love me, She's Like the Wind and I've Had the Time of my Life - `the lift' included. The girls weren't looking too shabby either. I have it on good authority that Cheryl was looking particularly on form, whereas my favourite was Nadine. And that's some achievement considering the whole Jesse Metcalfe saga. They put their all into tight dance routines, there were no dodgy notes and they changed their way through the cutest showgirlesque outfits imaginable. Anyway out of 10 you already know what I would give them. All I can say is that the rest of the UK is in for a treat.

1. Proclaimers, Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin - I'm Gonna be (500 miles) 2. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend 3. Akon ft Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You 4. Mika - Grace Kelly 5. Gwen Stefani and Akon - The Sweet Escape

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Bloc Party OUT Fall Out Boy – This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race Gwen Stefani (Feat. Akon) – The Sweet Escape Jessica Simpson – A Public Affair Junior Jack (Feat. Sheena) – Dare Me (Stupidisco) Kaiser Cheifs – Ruby Nelly Furtado – Say It Right Sophie Ellis Bextor – Catch You Take That – Shine The Feeling – Rose

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SHOWBIZ needs more CHERYL TWEEDYs. The GIRLS ALOUD beauty jots down the names of celebs who have **** her off and waits patiently to get her revenge. Cheryl said: “I’ve got a hit list. DANE BOWERS is on it.” Sounds good to me so far. The star revealed her list as she gave her pop rivals a proper **** in a right old TV bitchfest with fiery chef GORDON RAMSAY. She brands LILY ALLEN a “chick with a d***” while appearing sweet and lovely — genius. Gordon — not averse to taking his peers down a peg or two — read out abuse aimed at the Girls Aloud singer by fellow celebs to wind her up. It works a treat and the results will be broadcast on his F Word show on Tuesday — sounds like must-see TV to me. Another of Cheryl’s targets is her arch enemy CHARLOTTE CHURCH. The pair have been feuding for months and never miss an opportunity to have a go at each other. Cheeky Gordon reminded Cheryl — wife of Chelsea footballer ASHLEY COLE — of one of Charlotte’s nasty jibes when she said: “I haven’t resorted to wearing s*** skirts and dating a footballer to get into the charts”. Not to be outdone, Cheryl snaps back: “She’s either talking s**** or talking about someone else. A******.” Now I know chefs have to be good at stirring — but this is great stuff from Gordon. Gobby singer Lily Allen doesn’t escape the devastating duo either. Gordon reminds Cheryl that Lily once said: “Nobody really wants to look like Cheryl — they just think they do.” Cheryl bites back: “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a d***.” Brilliant. But one celeb who escapes Cheryl’s acid tongue is Mr Nasty himself, SIMON COWELL. Despite Cowell calling her a “c**p Geordie” and questioning her selection to Girls Aloud, she refuses to say a bad word about the influential media and music mogul. Bitchy and clever. No wonder every talent show in the land — including Simon’s programmes — wants to sign her up as a judge.