Lewis!

lol matt that made me laugh!

hear me out

So then evryone what are we going to do about this dwindling forum :P, #26 this week! :(

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Saucy pop group Girls Aloud are among the acts on the bill at a music festival. Organisers have announced that the band will play in the picturesque grounds of Arundel Castle during their festival in August. Singer Alison Moyet and pop band Level 42, both popular from the 1980s, will also play alongside Shayne Ward and Lemar. advertisementOther big names on the bill include pop vocalists Jamelia and Lucie Silvas. Delving deeper into musical history, members of Brighton Consort will sing music written by the canons of Arundel Priory, some of which has not been performed for 500 years. The Duke of Norfolk, who lives at Arundel Castle, said this year's programme would appeal to people of all ages and musical tastes. He said: "Last year the whole town came together to put on a new-style Arundel Festival which was very well received and reviewed. "Arundel welcomed visitors from all over the world, all keen to enjoy and share in the excitement and energy of this wonderful event. "This year we have endeavoured once again to present a wide and varied programme of rousing events and thrilling concerts." The festival starts on Friday August 24 with a concert featuring classical artists Natasha Marsh and Alfie Boe, accompanied by a 40-piece orchestra and a firework display. There will also be a performance of Rossini's opera The Barber of Seville in the castle's Barons' Hall. Musical performances will also be held around the town over the ten-day duration of the festival. They include a Schubert sonata played Cambridge University organ scholar Tom Kimber on a square piano built in 1837. Pianist Julian Jacobson will play jazz-inspired work at St Nicholas Church, where Dylan Purvis will also be performing South American guitar pieces. BBC Young Musician of the Year finalist Helen Reid will perform work by 20th century composer John Cage. At Arundel Cathedral, Westminster Cathedral's master of music Martin Baker will give a masterclass on organ improvisation and a recital. The line-up for the town's Fringe festival includes an eclectic range of acts, including a performance by folk singer Shirley Collins and didgeridoo playing by Shining Bear, who has performed with Rolf Harris. The programme also includes an open-air performance of As You Like It, a Spanish Flamenco music and dance show, a night of live jive and swing, an artist's gallery trail and a performance of 30 plays which will each be just a minute long. To download a brochure, visit www.arundelfestival.co.uk. To book concerts at the castle visit www.ticketmaster.co.uk, call 0871 472 0414 or 0870 3314444, or visit Arundel Castle ticket office from Tuesday to Sunday between 10am to 4pm. For tickets to events around the town, visit www.arundelmusic.co.uk or call 01903 884988

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http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/kimbaforeva/wentworth_miller_girlsaloud-thumb.jpg Nadine and Wentworth Miller Which member of pop quintet Girls Aloud recently got tiddly and fiddly with Wentworth Miller - he of the tattooed torso from hit US TV drama 'Prison Break' - during a recent Virgin (the irony) Atlantic flight to LA? It had been reported in the tabloids that the Irish pop strumpet was on a mercy dash to patch up her on-off relationship with a male star from the biggest TV show in the US. (???) Apparently our chatty songstress was sitting at the Upper Class bar supping champers when her Lucky Charms were noted by Miller. After some inevitable flirting and comparison of bank accounts and tattoos, the couple decided to sky-test those really posh beds shown on the adverts. To the annoyance of their fellow passengers, the lady in question is a bit of a 'screamer', and her Catholic background was made fairly obvious by her cries of, "Oh Jesus, oh Mary Mother of God, there, that's the spot" etc. This led to complaints and a red-faced flight attendant was dispatched to ask the lady in question if she could be more... not so loud. Frolics done, the singer bid her mile-high partner adieu, re-applied her make up, did her hair and hauled her swollen mons off the plane.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1668/0200719091400gamez4.jpg WATCH out ASHLEY COLE — your wife is after your boss. GIRLS ALOUD star CHERYL has revealed she fancies Chelsea coach JOSE MOURINHO and is especially attracted by his arrogance. So after his ridiculous cocky outbursts at Liverpool boss RAFA BENITEZ this week, she must be very excited indeed. Cheryl admits: “He’s definitely got something about him. “He has a presence and a lot of charisma and I think everybody loves a little bit of bad-boy arrogance. “He’s stylish and a little bit older, so yes, I’ve got a twinkle in my eye for him.” Calm down, Cheryl, please. If the self-proclaimed Special One’s head gets any bigger, he won’t be able to get it down the Stamford Bridge tunnel. Ashley may have to keep an eye on Jose but at least he has fewer worries about leering clubbers these days. Since marrying the England star last summer, Cheryl insists she has swapped her posh frocks for an apron and become a keen baker. She says: “Party Cheryl has been put in a box for the time being.” I’ll remind her of that next time I see her stumbling out of a club. In an interview with Metro Radio’s breakfast show, broadcast this morning, Cheryl also insists Girls Aloud will be together for at least one more album. And she reveals that she is not ready to work as a judge on a talent show — yet. The singer owns up to almost signing up for SIMON COWELL’s new show Britain’s Got Talent. She has also been tipped as a new X Factor judge. But she insists: “My career first and foremost is with the girls, that’s what I love doing. “Something like X Factor isn’t on my radar at the moment. I don’t feel in any position to be judging other people. I was going to do Britain’s Got Talent, because that’s different things like dancing and juggling. “I would have probably enjoyed that, but it’s just not what I want to do at the minute. It’s maybe something for the future, after Girls Aloud.” The future looks rosy for in-demand Cheryl, whatever she decides to do, but she does have one complaint — being called a WAG. She says she finds the term “degrading and offensive” for women with lives and careers of their own. Cheryl certainly isn’t just a WAG. She has her eye on music and TV success — and of course, Jose. Ashley better watch out or he’ll be left back indoors.

Allen shrugs off her Burberry quilted jacket, a gift from the fashion house, and orders scrambled eggs on toast. Her publicist gets up to leave, but before he does, he hands her a large parcel. “It’s from Gucci,” he says in a matter-of-fact way. Inside is the brand’s latest It bag. Called the Indy, this glitzy tote boasts a multicoloured patchwork python trim, has two enormous tassels and is adorned with silver panels. It costs £2,850. Not that Allen paid for it. The bag is an unsolicited gift. Gucci hopes that in return for its generosity, the trendsetting pop star will be photographed with the bag. Her credibility will then rub off on the brand, and legions of her fans will stampede its stores. At least, that’s the thinking behind fashion’s elaborate celebrity-gift culture. On this occasion, however, the system breaks down. Allen heaves the bag out of its packaging, takes one look at its gaudy detailing and, instead of squealing with girlie delight, wrinkles her little button nose and laughs in mock horror. “It’s so heavy,” she says; then adds, “It’s soooo Sarah Harding”, referring to the brash, blonde Girls Aloud member, before delivering her final, damning verdict: “It’s f***ing vile.” The bag is returned to its packaging and won’t be accompanying Allen on the pages of the celebrity style mags any time soon. So, is she an ungrateful little pop princess or a woman who knows exactly what she likes and has the confidence to say so?

It's been a while since we've seen party girl Sarah Harding out on the town. Well, two weeks to be precise. The Girls Aloud caner had a heavy session with her regular drinking buddy Lady Victoria Hervey last night. The pair must get on like a house on fire because, after dancing the night away at Movida nightclub, the girls headed back to Lady V's place in Chelsea. Perhaps she has a PlayStation 3 or a fabulous table tennis table. More likely, however, the pair had a right old girlie chat for a few hours. In the end Sarah left at 4am, looking tired and clutching a bottle of water. To be fair to the girl, though, she looked pretty good for someone who had spent several hours on the lash. http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1336/83993sarahharding812256nr1.jpg

The Sugababes are launching a Barbie collection which is expected to outsell dolls by Girls Aloud. Each band member has created a doll's look including clothes, hair colour and skin tone. Toy manufacturer Mattel expects the Sugababes' dolls to outsell Barbies designed by Girls Aloud which went on sale in November 2005. Kirsty Bullen, girls' marketing manager at the firm, said: "Hot off the success of Barbie designed by Girls Aloud, the new Sugababes collection is going to do even better. "We have doubled our order as we sold out so quickly last time and we want to make sure that all the Sugababes fans everywhere can get their hands on these brilliant dolls." Credit: Andy @ NCN

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Anymore people :(

lets do it lol

gwen

i no lol :) how shall we advertise this forum matt any ideas? because if your look at the post to reply ratio it is not good, we have a lot of info but not many replies!

Kelis

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oh dear, it was hyped to do so well!

UPDATED :( A STABLE WEEK I SUPPOSE !

Kimberley looks gorgeous!

Kelis

Quote: Girls Aloud have sparked a health warning to young fans after showing off tiny waists in corset-like belts. The girl band were pictured in the elasticated belts as they filmed a TV advert for Sunsilk haircare products. A spokesman from eating disorders' help group Beat said fans could be encouraged to copy the skinny look: "They look unnaturally thin - they look like Barbie dolls." But a spokesman for their record label Polydor told the Daily Mail: "The girls are all perfectly healthy and are all different shapes and sizes. "They have always spoken about and promoted healthy eating habits." And a spokesman for Unilever, who make Sunsilk products, added: "The girls were wearing strong elasticated waist belts with elasticated black bodystocking-style skirts." The girls will earn £250,000 each from the advertising deal, which will see them star in a TV ad and print campaigns for Sunsilk from June.

yeh we need to advertise a lot , we are number 22 in of table :(