Cassidy

HEY TYRON I'm just hanging about the house wishing it was 8 o clock then I could go out and have drunken antics in the rain. WUU2?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

Kathreya was THE.MOST insipid, simpering piece of scum ever to enter the Big Brother house. Who actually GAVE A FUCK if she liked cookies? Or if she wanted to sing Happy House in a retarded voice whilst flailing her arms around like a spastic? If only the bitch had been voted out in week one then we wouldn't have had to endure her childish, personality-vacuum contributions to the house for 90 WHOLE DAYS. GOD KAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL worse than rachel

GOD RACHEL HAS TO BE THE MOST SIMPERING EXCUSE OF HOUSEMATE EVER I can't even bare to watch the interview. People say last years winner was bad, she has to be in a class of her own :|

INIT THOUGH God I swear you're like.. my soulmate or something haa

Fuck it I'm voting Michael.

YES MIKEY TO WIN even tho he is absolutely terrible

BIG BROTHER NINE IS A FUCKING FARCE WHO IS ACTUALLY VOTING FOR THE WINNER HERE? THE FUCKING HOUSEWIFE POPULATION? THIS IS NOT EVEN JOKEZ NO MO

SHITTEST FINAL TWO. EVER. NO REX NO SARA NO DALE <33 I STAYED IN FOR THIS?! HATE THE WORLD

I'd say the same about Rachel but tbh I doubt she'd ever be able to evoke such a strong reaction. From anyone. Ever. OMG GRAPES

HOLA WITH ME CHEMZY We need him to win. And then dump his slag of a girlfish. And then do a Gordon Ramsey-esque series. And then we'll do a communal "YEAH" and which only Rex can perfect. Init thooo

EVERYONE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE REX He's fxcking amazingg really though. He's defo in my top two housemates of all time now and after the series finishes will probs become the numero uno. When Davina rolls his best bits tomorrow night following his victory it actually WILL FEEL something akin to MY SUMMER FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES.

REX 2 WIN just to clarify <33

YESSS MATE. I didn't want people to like AGREE WITH ME. Rex is supposed to be exclusive <3 Except for on Friday when everyone picks up their phones and votes for him to win obvs hah. If Rachel wins though I actually would cry though. She's like the most flimsy housemate ever, yet favourite to win? Nyar tarrr. I WOULD ACTUALLY SWAP HER FOR SCRABBLE NO J-K-Z.

Hah I got far too excitable when Kat's name got read out. The words "IT'S JUST A TV SHOW" sprung to mind tbf. God knows what I'll be like on Friday when Rex gets pronounced winner. I'll probably end up throwing myself off a balcony or something in celebration. REX TO WIN

INIT THO RICH God you gingers speak so much sense <3

Let's remember some of Rex's finer quotes: [upon Stuart being evicted and Rachel staying] "More of Wales must have a TV than I first anticipated" ONLY REX could say that without being kicked out, the guy is a living ledge <3

O-M-GGG Mo was absolutely hilarious in that describing task. Words to describe Rachel - healthy, running, Rachel, funny..no wait, disney, lazy, Rachel, slow. He should survive until Friday purely based on that. Him and Rex make the greatest double act ever too, esp when Mo was reading out the rules of the task and Rex was all "I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING". lolll 222funny <3 etc In contrast Kat + Rachel = $h!tTEST DOUBLE ACT EVER YES? It's practically unwatchable =/

:lol: To be honest I don't think he ever really WAS the one in charge at that club..

Yes you know it makes sense. You do. You do. You do. VOTE REX

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CHEERS FOR THE HEADS UP RHONA

I WOULD NO LONGER LIKE TO RESERVE SONNY J I AM CONTENT WITH ENTERING SPACE COWBOY

Riera has completed the Liverpool switch just now for £8m.

It's amazingg slipmatt. It's like one of my all time favourite dance songs evahh :o EVERYONE VOTE FOR NADS PLZ <3

They accepted the bid nearly 2 hours ago, Berbs is gonna meet with Sparky to discuss personal terms when he finishes his round of golf (:lol:) apparently. The race is on now to see if we can get a replacement centre forward within the next 7 hours. Doubt it..