Aled.

And to think, yesterday I was dismissing Tara as being rather bland. I'd fully support her being made pharaoh permanently and the others having to bow at her superiority. I can't wait till she goes mental and tries to kill Darryn. Lucien's a bit annoying though.

http://img.poptower.com/pic-51630/sia-furler.jpg SINGLES 01 (02) David Guetta feat Sia – Titanium (15-02-01) 03 Weeks 02 (06) Emeli Sande – Heaven (18-09-06-02) 04 Weeks 03 (01) Nicola Roberts – Lucky Day (01-01-01-03) 04 Weeks 04 (08) Lana Del Ray – Video Games (29-08-04) 03 Weeks 05 (04) Calvin Harris – Feels So Close (19-08-07-05-04-05) 06 Weeks 06 (03) Bright Light Bright Light – Disco Moment (44-15-07-03-06) 05 Weeks 07 (12) The Saturdays – All Fired Up (28-25-23-12-07) 05 Weeks 08 (09) Katy B – Witches Brew (38-24-09-08) 04 Weeks 09 (24) M83 – Midnight City (45-36-31-24-09) 05 Weeks 10 (05) Metronomy – The Bay (13-04-02-05-10) 05 Weeks 11 (07) Will Young – Jealousy (07-02-02-03-07-11) 06 Weeks 12 (16) Oh Land - White Nights (16-12) 02 Weeks 13 (19) Marina & The Diamonds - Fear & Loathing (19-13) 02 Weeks 14 (14) Pia Toscano – This Time (30-22-14-14) 04 Weeks 15 (22) Maroon 5 feat Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger (19-20-25-22-15) 05 Weeks 16 (11) The Drums – Money (22-12-08-11-11-16) 06 Weeks 17 (10) Benny Benassi feat Garry Go – Cinema (34-11-09-04-10-17) 06 Weeks 18 (23) Sabi - Wild Heart (50-23-18) 03 Weeks 19 (27) Laura Marling – Sophia (30-28-34-27-19) 05 Weeks 20 (29) Foster The People – Helena Beat (45-39-29-20) 04 Weeks 21 (13) Oh My! – Kicking & Screaming (06-01-01-03-06-13-21) 07 Weeks 22 (15) CocknBullKid – Yellow (12-07-04-05-04-06-08-15-22) 09 Weeks 23 (17) Nerina Pallot – Turn Me On Again (24-16-14-12-17-23) 06 Weeks 24 (18) Leona Lewis – Collide (12-03-05-10-18-24) 06 Weeks 25 (**) Alex Winston - Velvet Elvis (25) 01 Weeks 26 (31) Feist - How Come You Never Go There (31-26) 02 Weeks 27 (34) Yasmin feat Shy FX - Light Up (The World) (34-27) 02 Weeks 28 (**) Lady Gaga - You & I (28) 01 Weeks 29 (20) Little Dragon – Ritual Union (27-21-19-20-29) 05 Weeks 30 (**) Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend (30) 01 Weeks 31 (42) Ms Dynamite - Neva Soft (42-31) 02 Weeks 32 (**) Bon Iver - Holocene (32) 01 Weeks 33 (**) Alpines - Cocoon (33) 01 Weeks 34 (30) Nicole Scherzinger – Wet (33-30-34) 03 Weeks 35 (25) Jess Mills – Live For What I’d Die For (44-26-23-22-14-25-35) 07 Weeks 36 (21) Ria – Over You (23-13-21-36) 04 Weeks 37 (32) Bombay Bicycle Club – Shuffle (15-09-09-10-11-18-32-37) 08 Weeks 38 (26) Example – Stay Awake (23-18-17-16-16-26-38) 07 Weeks 39 (33) Starsmith – Lesson One (36-34-30-33-39) 05 Weeks 40 (28) Beyoncé – Best Thing I Never Had (28-14-14-18-03-02-02-05-10-17-28-40) 12 Weeks 41 (35) Florrie – I Took A Little Something (02-01-01-03-07-13-21-35-41) 09 Weeks 42 (36) Friendly Fires – Hawaiian Air (22-16-09-05-04-06-12-20-36-42) 10 Weeks 43 (**) Jay-Z & Kanye West - Otis (43) 01 Weeks 44 (RE) Cults - Go Outside (50-28-18-23-32-43-x-44) 07 Weeks 45 (41) Lykke Li - Rich Kid Blues (45-41-45) 03 Weeks 46 (38) Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks (19-07-06-03-06-09-17-26-38-46) 10 Weeks 47 (37) Rizzle Kicks – Down With The Trumpets (48-27-37-47) 04 Weeks 48 (**) The Go! Team - Ready To Go Steady (48) 01 Weeks 49 (39) Wolfette – Different Story (28-25-35-37-32-39-49) 07 Weeks 50 (**) The Weeknd - The Birds (Part 1) 01 Weeks Alex Winston 'Velvet Elvis' Alpines 'Cocoon' DROPOUTS Strange Talk – Eskimo Boy (28-14-11-14-19-28-40) 07 Weeks The Young Professionals – DISCO (37-43) 02 Weeks Nicola Roberts – Beat Of My Drum (01-01-01-03-04-08-15-21-26-36-44) 11 Weeks The Two Bears – Bear Hug (41-33-31-24-35-45) 06 Weeks Darren Hayes – Talk, Talk, Talk (35-24-19-21-22-27-38-46) 08 Weeks Two Door Cinema Club - Undercover Martyn (44-47) 02 Weeks Monarchy – We Were Young (40-48) 02 Weeks Melanie C – Think About It (37-25-33-43-49) 05 Weeks The Saturdays – Notorious (12-02-02-03-07-01-02-07-13-20-29-41-50) 13 Weeks 2011 Number 1's Auburn – All About Him (01 Week) Adele – Rolling In The Deep (02 Weeks) Patrick Wolf – The City (04 Weeks) Adele – Someone Like You (03 Weeks) Spark – Crave (02 Weeks) Erik Hassle – Are You Leaving? (02 Weeks) Christina Perri – Jar Of Hearts (01 Week) Nerina Pallot – Put Your Hands Up (01 Week) Cocknbullkid – Asthma Attack (03 Weeks) Martin Solveig feat Kele – Ready 2 Go (01 Week) Beldina – Here We Go (02 Weeks) Nicola Roberts – Beat Of My Drum (03 Weeks) The Saturdays – Notorious (01 Week) Florrie – I Took A Little Something (02 Weeks) Oh My! – Kicking & Screaming (02 Weeks) Nicola Roberts – Lucky Day (03 Weeks) David Guetta feat Sia - Titanium (01 Week) http://www.derbylive.co.uk/eventimages/Nero_11_MAIN.jpg ALBUMS 01 (**) Nero - Welcome Reality (01) 01 Weeks 02 (**) Cults - Cults (02) 01 Weeks 03 (01) Metronomy - The English Riviera (01-03) 02 Weeks 04 (03) CocknBullKid – Adulthood (01-01-01-01-03-04-07-07-06-02-04-03-03-04) 14 Weeks 05 (02) Wolf Gang – Suego Faults (02-01-02-05) 04 Weeks 06 (04) Foster The People – Torches (03-05-02-05-03-06-04-06) 08 Weeks 07 (05) Oh Land – Oh Land (02-02-05-09-14-17-14-16-19-x-09-10-11-13-15-16-17-05-07) 18 Weeks 08 (10) Katy B – On A Mission (01-01-01-03-07-09-09-08-08-09-08-14-15-19-x-19-20-12-12-10-08) 20 Weeks 09 (09) Patrick Wolf – Lupercalia (01-01-02-03-03-04-07-08-09-09) 10 Weeks 10 (07) Beyoncé – 4 (02-05-07-01-01-01-03-06-05-07-10) 11 Weeks 11 (08) Nerina Pallot – Year Of The Wolf (02-04-04-03-04-05-09-12-09-09-08-09-08-11) 14 Weeks 12 (13) Christina Perri – Lovestrong (03-02-04-05-06-06-09-12-17-17-18-18-x-13-13-12) 15 Weeks 13 (RE) Lady Gaga - Born This Way (03-03-05-07-12-17-20-x-13) 08 Weeks 14 (06) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black (RE-01-01-02-06-14) 05 Weeks 15 (11) Kelly Rowland – Here I Am (05-07-11-15) 04 Weeks 16 (17) Adele – 21 (01-01-01-01-01-02-03-03-06-10-09-13-10-11-12-13-15-18-19-20-16-18-20-x-15-10-13-14-17-16) 29 Weeks 17 (14) Dionne Bromfield – Good For The Soul (04-07-08-11-10-14-17) 07 Weeks 18 (12) Joss Stone - LP1 (04-12-18) 03 Weeks 19 (15) Florrie – Experiments EP (02-02-05-08-11-14-14-16-15-19) 10 Weeks 20 (16) The Horrors – Skying (04-07-09-11-16-20) 06 Weeks DROPOUTS Martin Solveig – Smash (04-06-10-12-17-20-18) 07 Weeks Those Dancing Days – Daydreams & Nightmares (01-01-02-05-06-06-08-10-13-13-14-15-14-17-18-18-19) 17 Weeks Amy Winehouse – Frank (RE-06-10-15-20) 04 Weeks 2011 Number 1’s Nicki Minaj – Pink Friday (02 Weeks) Janelle Monae – The ArchAndroid (01 Week) Adele – 21 (05 Weeks) Clare Maguire – Light After Dark (01 Week) Lykke Li – Wounded Rhymes (01 Week) PJ Harvey – Let England Shake (02 Weeks) Nicole Scherzinger – Killer Love (01 Week) Katy B – Katy On A Mission (03 Weeks) Those Dancing Days – Daydreams & Nightmares (02 Weeks) Anna Calvi – Anna Calvi (01 Week) Warpaint – The Fool (01 Week) CocknBullKid – Adulthood (04 Weeks) Patrick Wolf – Lupercalia (02 Weeks) Beyoncé – 4 (03 Weeks) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black (02 Weeks) Wolf Gang - Suego Faults (01 Week) Metronomy - The English Riviera (01 Week) Nero - Welcome Reality (01 Week)

http://img.poptower.com/pic-51630/sia-furler.jpg SINGLES 01 (02) David Guetta feat Sia – Titanium (15-02-01) 03 Weeks 02 (06) Emeli Sande – Heaven (18-09-06-02) 04 Weeks 03 (01) Nicola Roberts – Lucky Day (01-01-01-03) 04 Weeks 04 (08) Lana Del Ray – Video Games (29-08-04) 03 Weeks 05 (04) Calvin Harris – Feels So Close (19-08-07-05-04-05) 06 Weeks 06 (03) Bright Light Bright Light – Disco Moment (44-15-07-03-06) 05 Weeks 07 (12) The Saturdays – All Fired Up (28-25-23-12-07) 05 Weeks 08 (09) Katy B – Witches Brew (38-24-09-08) 04 Weeks 09 (24) M83 – Midnight City (45-36-31-24-09) 05 Weeks 10 (05) Metronomy – The Bay (13-04-02-05-10) 05 Weeks 11 (07) Will Young – Jealousy (07-02-02-03-07-11) 06 Weeks 12 (16) Oh Land - White Nights (16-12) 02 Weeks 13 (19) Marina & The Diamonds - Fear & Loathing (19-13) 02 Weeks 14 (14) Pia Toscano – This Time (30-22-14-14) 04 Weeks 15 (22) Maroon 5 feat Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger (19-20-25-22-15) 05 Weeks 16 (11) The Drums – Money (22-12-08-11-11-16) 06 Weeks 17 (10) Benny Benassi feat Garry Go – Cinema (34-11-09-04-10-17) 06 Weeks 18 (23) Sabi - Wild Heart (50-23-18) 03 Weeks 19 (27) Laura Marling – Sophia (30-28-34-27-19) 05 Weeks 20 (29) Foster The People – Helena Beat (45-39-29-20) 04 Weeks 21 (13) Oh My! – Kicking & Screaming (06-01-01-03-06-13-21) 07 Weeks 22 (15) CocknBullKid – Yellow (12-07-04-05-04-06-08-15-22) 09 Weeks 23 (17) Nerina Pallot – Turn Me On Again (24-16-14-12-17-23) 06 Weeks 24 (18) Leona Lewis – Collide (12-03-05-10-18-24) 06 Weeks 25 (**) Alex Winston - Velvet Elvis (25) 01 Weeks 26 (31) Feist - How Come You Never Go There (31-26) 02 Weeks 27 (34) Yasmin feat Shy FX - Light Up (The World) (34-27) 02 Weeks 28 (**) Lady Gaga - You & I (28) 01 Weeks 29 (20) Little Dragon – Ritual Union (27-21-19-20-29) 05 Weeks 30 (**) Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend (30) 01 Weeks 31 (42) Ms Dynamite - Neva Soft (42-31) 02 Weeks 32 (**) Bon Iver - Holocene (32) 01 Weeks 33 (**) Alpines - Cocoon (33) 01 Weeks 34 (30) Nicole Scherzinger – Wet (33-30-34) 03 Weeks 35 (25) Jess Mills – Live For What I’d Die For (44-26-23-22-14-25-35) 07 Weeks 36 (21) Ria – Over You (23-13-21-36) 04 Weeks 37 (32) Bombay Bicycle Club – Shuffle (15-09-09-10-11-18-32-37) 08 Weeks 38 (26) Example – Stay Awake (23-18-17-16-16-26-38) 07 Weeks 39 (33) Starsmith – Lesson One (36-34-30-33-39) 05 Weeks 40 (28) Beyoncé – Best Thing I Never Had (28-14-14-18-03-02-02-05-10-17-28-40) 12 Weeks 41 (35) Florrie – I Took A Little Something (02-01-01-03-07-13-21-35-41) 09 Weeks 42 (36) Friendly Fires – Hawaiian Air (22-16-09-05-04-06-12-20-36-42) 10 Weeks 43 (**) Jay-Z & Kanye West - Otis (43) 01 Weeks 44 (RE) Cults - Go Outside (50-28-18-23-32-43-x-44) 07 Weeks 45 (41) Lykke Li - Rich Kid Blues (45-41-45) 03 Weeks 46 (38) Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks (19-07-06-03-06-09-17-26-38-46) 10 Weeks 47 (37) Rizzle Kicks – Down With The Trumpets (48-27-37-47) 04 Weeks 48 (**) The Go! Team - Ready To Go Steady (48) 01 Weeks 49 (39) Wolfette – Different Story (28-25-35-37-32-39-49) 07 Weeks 50 (**) The Weeknd - The Birds (Part 1) 01 Weeks Alex Winston 'Velvet Elvis' Alpines 'Cocoon' DROPOUTS Strange Talk – Eskimo Boy (28-14-11-14-19-28-40) 07 Weeks The Young Professionals – DISCO (37-43) 02 Weeks Nicola Roberts – Beat Of My Drum (01-01-01-03-04-08-15-21-26-36-44) 11 Weeks The Two Bears – Bear Hug (41-33-31-24-35-45) 06 Weeks Darren Hayes – Talk, Talk, Talk (35-24-19-21-22-27-38-46) 08 Weeks Two Door Cinema Club - Undercover Martyn (44-47) 02 Weeks Monarchy – We Were Young (40-48) 02 Weeks Melanie C – Think About It (37-25-33-43-49) 05 Weeks The Saturdays – Notorious (12-02-02-03-07-01-02-07-13-20-29-41-50) 13 Weeks 2011 Number 1's Auburn – All About Him (01 Week) Adele – Rolling In The Deep (02 Weeks) Patrick Wolf – The City (04 Weeks) Adele – Someone Like You (03 Weeks) Spark – Crave (02 Weeks) Erik Hassle – Are You Leaving? (02 Weeks) Christina Perri – Jar Of Hearts (01 Week) Nerina Pallot – Put Your Hands Up (01 Week) Cocknbullkid – Asthma Attack (03 Weeks) Martin Solveig feat Kele – Ready 2 Go (01 Week) Beldina – Here We Go (02 Weeks) Nicola Roberts – Beat Of My Drum (03 Weeks) The Saturdays – Notorious (01 Week) Florrie – I Took A Little Something (02 Weeks) Oh My! – Kicking & Screaming (02 Weeks) Nicola Roberts – Lucky Day (03 Weeks) David Guetta feat Sia - Titanium (01 Week) http://www.derbylive.co.uk/eventimages/Nero_11_MAIN.jpg ALBUMS 01 (**) Nero - Welcome Reality (01) 01 Weeks 02 (**) Cults - Cults (02) 01 Weeks 03 (01) Metronomy - The English Riviera (01-03) 02 Weeks 04 (03) CocknBullKid – Adulthood (01-01-01-01-03-04-07-07-06-02-04-03-03-04) 14 Weeks 05 (02) Wolf Gang – Suego Faults (02-01-02-05) 04 Weeks 06 (04) Foster The People – Torches (03-05-02-05-03-06-04-06) 08 Weeks 07 (05) Oh Land – Oh Land (02-02-05-09-14-17-14-16-19-x-09-10-11-13-15-16-17-05-07) 18 Weeks 08 (10) Katy B – On A Mission (01-01-01-03-07-09-09-08-08-09-08-14-15-19-x-19-20-12-12-10-08) 20 Weeks 09 (09) Patrick Wolf – Lupercalia (01-01-02-03-03-04-07-08-09-09) 10 Weeks 10 (07) Beyoncé – 4 (02-05-07-01-01-01-03-06-05-07-10) 11 Weeks 11 (08) Nerina Pallot – Year Of The Wolf (02-04-04-03-04-05-09-12-09-09-08-09-08-11) 14 Weeks 12 (13) Christina Perri – Lovestrong (03-02-04-05-06-06-09-12-17-17-18-18-x-13-13-12) 15 Weeks 13 (RE) Lady Gaga - Born This Way (03-03-05-07-12-17-20-x-13) 08 Weeks 14 (06) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black (RE-01-01-02-06-14) 05 Weeks 15 (11) Kelly Rowland – Here I Am (05-07-11-15) 04 Weeks 16 (17) Adele – 21 (01-01-01-01-01-02-03-03-06-10-09-13-10-11-12-13-15-18-19-20-16-18-20-x-15-10-13-14-17-16) 29 Weeks 17 (14) Dionne Bromfield – Good For The Soul (04-07-08-11-10-14-17) 07 Weeks 18 (12) Joss Stone - LP1 (04-12-18) 03 Weeks 19 (15) Florrie – Experiments EP (02-02-05-08-11-14-14-16-15-19) 10 Weeks 20 (16) The Horrors – Skying (04-07-09-11-16-20) 06 Weeks DROPOUTS Martin Solveig – Smash (04-06-10-12-17-20-18) 07 Weeks Those Dancing Days – Daydreams & Nightmares (01-01-02-05-06-06-08-10-13-13-14-15-14-17-18-18-19) 17 Weeks Amy Winehouse – Frank (RE-06-10-15-20) 04 Weeks 2011 Number 1’s Nicki Minaj – Pink Friday (02 Weeks) Janelle Monae – The ArchAndroid (01 Week) Adele – 21 (05 Weeks) Clare Maguire – Light After Dark (01 Week) Lykke Li – Wounded Rhymes (01 Week) PJ Harvey – Let England Shake (02 Weeks) Nicole Scherzinger – Killer Love (01 Week) Katy B – Katy On A Mission (03 Weeks) Those Dancing Days – Daydreams & Nightmares (02 Weeks) Anna Calvi – Anna Calvi (01 Week) Warpaint – The Fool (01 Week) CocknBullKid – Adulthood (04 Weeks) Patrick Wolf – Lupercalia (02 Weeks) Beyoncé – 4 (03 Weeks) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black (02 Weeks) Wolf Gang - Suego Faults (01 Week) Metronomy - The English Riviera (01 Week) Nero - Welcome Reality (01 Week)

Tulisa sort of came to life there in the end, having been boring through the rest of the episode. Kelly Rowland has been a revelation though. I want to force her to my friend. ''If you can't take the heat baby then you need to get out of the kitchen".

Honest to god if her sympathy story is 'BOO HOO I'M SHY AND LIVE NEAR A FIELD' every week I will hate her....

It's like a hideous merger of Ellie Goulding and Diana Vickers. Nothing good will come of this.

Gary's such a knob. Officially declared worst person ever. Goldie to win please, or at the very least never leave my television screen.

Kelly Rowland is proving to be AMAZING thus far. And there was me thinking my hopes for her were too high.

She was a bit like Katie Waissel but even more obnoxious. Are we sure it wasn't Katie but with a shit load of surgery?

Frankie was cute. But a knob. I do hope Kelly agreeing to sleep with the contestants is a recurring theme through the series. So far loving her, and Tulisa isn't too bad. Gary is such a bore though. His face is going to be so punchable at the end of this.

Alicia Keys 'Fallin' (BEST) Destiny's Child 'Survivor' Sugababes 'Run For Cover' Missy Elliott 'Get Ur Freak On' Dido 'Here With Me' Beverley Knight 'Get Up!' Kylie Minogue 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' Mary J Blige 'Family Affair' Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long?' Destiny's Child 'Bootylicious' Basement Jaxx 'Romeo' Dido 'Thank You' Eve & Gwen Stefani 'Let Me Blow Your Mind' Nelly Furtado 'Turn Off the Lights' Toploader 'Dancing In The Moonlight' Kelis 'Young, Fresh N New' Moulin Rouge 'Lady Marmalade' Nelly Furtado 'I'm Like a Bird' Britney Spears 'Stronger' Dandy Warhols 'Bohemian Like You'

Beverley Knight 'Shoulda Woulda Coulda' (BEST) Girls Aloud 'Sound of the Underground' Sugababes 'Freak Like Me' Aaliyah 'More Than A Woman' Shakira 'Whenever Wherever' Pink 'Don't Let Me Get Me' Sugababes 'Stronger' Pink 'Just Like a Pill' Stereophonics 'Handbags and Gladrags' Holly Valance 'Kiss Kiss' Vanessa Carlton 'A Thousand Miles' Kylie Minogue 'Love At First Sight' Pink 'Get The Party Started' Shakira 'Underneath Your Clothes' Sophie Ellis-Bextor 'Murder on the Dancefloor' Sugababes 'Round Round' Liberty X 'Just a Little' Christina Aguilera ft. Redman 'Dirrty' Christina Milian 'AM to PM' Oasis 'Stop Crying Your Heart Out'

OOH LOOK AT HOW INDIE AND ALTERNATIVE AND CREDIBLE IT ALL LOOKS. COS HE'S REALLY INDIE AND COOL AND STUFF YEAH? NOT LIKE ALL THAT POP SHIT YOU'D EXPECT YEAH? INDIE YEAH? That is the attitude I am taking with him, and I am sticking with it.

Vote to save is a brilliant idea, and should have happened years ago. And should hopefully mean we lose Bobby, KERRAH is obviously safe and I'm hoping Dame Sally is aswell because I cannot lose her this early. DAME YOU KERRAH FOR NOMINATING HER. DARRYN WAS RIGHT THERE!

Amy apparently thinks Sally owns the House Of Commons. Oh Amy. Though I do kinda wish it was true, the image of Sally turning up in her nightie and refusing to leave during important meetings is quite amusing.

It's like five Topman mannequins that have suddenly come to life isn't it? I imagine if I turned up on set in a pair of chinos they'd totally let me join.

01 Dame Sally Bercow 02 KERRAH 03 Pamela 04 Jedward 05 Bobby 06 Tara 07 Lucien 08 Amy 09 Paddy 10 Darryn

Not the most impressive of line-up's, but it has potential. I think KERRAH is perfect for the task. Very weak on the male HM front though. I was actually pleased to see Jedward, it's that bad.

PAMELA ANDE...oh no wait. Who is this?

And it started so well. No idea who the Gypsy man is, can't stand Amy Childs, and Darren Lynes is an actual c**t. No really, an actual c**t. Despicable man. Love Sally Bercow though. She's too amazing for words.

I have no idea who Tara is I'm afraid. Name's familiar but I never saw American Pie. Love how she and KERRAH! have no idea who the other is though.

She'll either win or be first out. Mark my words.

Not this bitch. Oh great. Davina's looking good as a man though.

Switched on Channel 5 for the first time in God knows since. I didn't even remember it existed until a few weeks back. Feels a bit like I've walked into Aldi.

I quite liked it. It makes no sense AT ALL of course but understanding what happens inside that woman's head is something I've long given up on. The problem really is that this isn't the strongest track on the album by quite some distance, and whilst I think this is the best video she's given us this era, I do wish it had been to a stronger track.