Aled.

Tulisa sort of came to life there in the end, having been boring through the rest of the episode. Kelly Rowland has been a revelation though. I want to force her to my friend. ''If you can't take the heat baby then you need to get out of the kitchen".

Honest to god if her sympathy story is 'BOO HOO I'M SHY AND LIVE NEAR A FIELD' every week I will hate her....

It's like a hideous merger of Ellie Goulding and Diana Vickers. Nothing good will come of this.

Gary's such a knob. Officially declared worst person ever. Goldie to win please, or at the very least never leave my television screen.

Kelly Rowland is proving to be AMAZING thus far. And there was me thinking my hopes for her were too high.

She was a bit like Katie Waissel but even more obnoxious. Are we sure it wasn't Katie but with a shit load of surgery?

Frankie was cute. But a knob. I do hope Kelly agreeing to sleep with the contestants is a recurring theme through the series. So far loving her, and Tulisa isn't too bad. Gary is such a bore though. His face is going to be so punchable at the end of this.

Alicia Keys 'Fallin' (BEST) Destiny's Child 'Survivor' Sugababes 'Run For Cover' Missy Elliott 'Get Ur Freak On' Dido 'Here With Me' Beverley Knight 'Get Up!' Kylie Minogue 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' Mary J Blige 'Family Affair' Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long?' Destiny's Child 'Bootylicious' Basement Jaxx 'Romeo' Dido 'Thank You' Eve & Gwen Stefani 'Let Me Blow Your Mind' Nelly Furtado 'Turn Off the Lights' Toploader 'Dancing In The Moonlight' Kelis 'Young, Fresh N New' Moulin Rouge 'Lady Marmalade' Nelly Furtado 'I'm Like a Bird' Britney Spears 'Stronger' Dandy Warhols 'Bohemian Like You'

Beverley Knight 'Shoulda Woulda Coulda' (BEST) Girls Aloud 'Sound of the Underground' Sugababes 'Freak Like Me' Aaliyah 'More Than A Woman' Shakira 'Whenever Wherever' Pink 'Don't Let Me Get Me' Sugababes 'Stronger' Pink 'Just Like a Pill' Stereophonics 'Handbags and Gladrags' Holly Valance 'Kiss Kiss' Vanessa Carlton 'A Thousand Miles' Kylie Minogue 'Love At First Sight' Pink 'Get The Party Started' Shakira 'Underneath Your Clothes' Sophie Ellis-Bextor 'Murder on the Dancefloor' Sugababes 'Round Round' Liberty X 'Just a Little' Christina Aguilera ft. Redman 'Dirrty' Christina Milian 'AM to PM' Oasis 'Stop Crying Your Heart Out'

OOH LOOK AT HOW INDIE AND ALTERNATIVE AND CREDIBLE IT ALL LOOKS. COS HE'S REALLY INDIE AND COOL AND STUFF YEAH? NOT LIKE ALL THAT POP SHIT YOU'D EXPECT YEAH? INDIE YEAH? That is the attitude I am taking with him, and I am sticking with it.

Vote to save is a brilliant idea, and should have happened years ago. And should hopefully mean we lose Bobby, KERRAH is obviously safe and I'm hoping Dame Sally is aswell because I cannot lose her this early. DAME YOU KERRAH FOR NOMINATING HER. DARRYN WAS RIGHT THERE!

Amy apparently thinks Sally owns the House Of Commons. Oh Amy. Though I do kinda wish it was true, the image of Sally turning up in her nightie and refusing to leave during important meetings is quite amusing.

It's like five Topman mannequins that have suddenly come to life isn't it? I imagine if I turned up on set in a pair of chinos they'd totally let me join.

01 Dame Sally Bercow 02 KERRAH 03 Pamela 04 Jedward 05 Bobby 06 Tara 07 Lucien 08 Amy 09 Paddy 10 Darryn

Not the most impressive of line-up's, but it has potential. I think KERRAH is perfect for the task. Very weak on the male HM front though. I was actually pleased to see Jedward, it's that bad.

PAMELA ANDE...oh no wait. Who is this?

And it started so well. No idea who the Gypsy man is, can't stand Amy Childs, and Darren Lynes is an actual c**t. No really, an actual c**t. Despicable man. Love Sally Bercow though. She's too amazing for words.

I have no idea who Tara is I'm afraid. Name's familiar but I never saw American Pie. Love how she and KERRAH! have no idea who the other is though.

She'll either win or be first out. Mark my words.

Not this bitch. Oh great. Davina's looking good as a man though.

Switched on Channel 5 for the first time in God knows since. I didn't even remember it existed until a few weeks back. Feels a bit like I've walked into Aldi.

I quite liked it. It makes no sense AT ALL of course but understanding what happens inside that woman's head is something I've long given up on. The problem really is that this isn't the strongest track on the album by quite some distance, and whilst I think this is the best video she's given us this era, I do wish it had been to a stronger track.

Thanks guys! Oh I agree it's much weaker than the previous two singles, I heard it a few weeks and it's only now really that it's grown on me enough to chart it. Still quite optimistic for a good album from her though. What did you think of the Feist track? I think it's nice myself, sounded a bit lifeless to begin with but it grew on me. I'm really hoping 'Titanium' gets upgraded to be a proper single. It's his best in absolute ages.

Jamelia 'Superstar' (BEST) Beyonce ft. Jay-Z 'Crazy In Love' Stacie Orrico '(There's Gotta Be) More To Life' Sugababes 'Hole in the Head' Rachel Stevens 'Sweet Dreams My LA Ex' Misteeq 'Scandalous' Girls Aloud 'No good Advice' Christina Aguilera 'Beautiful' Holly Valance 'State of Mind' Emma Bunton 'Maybe' Girls Aloud 'Jump' Dannii Minogue 'I Begin To Wonder' Christina Aguilera 'Fighter' Dido 'White Flag' Goldfrapp 'Strict Machine' Richard X vs Liberty X 'Being Nobody' Will Young 'Leave Right Now' Blu Cantrell ft. Sean Paul 'Breathe' Kelly Rowland 'Stole' Tatu 'All The Things She Said' Yes I know those are the most hideous generic BuzzJack votes you've ever seen but I really liked 2003 okay!

Beverley Knight 'Come As You Are' (BEST) The 411 'Dumb' Sugababes 'Too Lost In You' Britney Spears 'Toxic' Jamelia 'Thank You' Alicia Keys 'If I Ain't Got You' Nelly Furtado 'Try' Rachel Stevens 'Some Girls' Brandy 'Afrodisiac' Girls Aloud 'The Show' Natasha Bedingfield 'These Words' Jamelia 'See It In A Boys Eyes' Gwen Stefani 'What You Waiting For?' Destiny's Child 'Lose My Breath' Lemar 'If There's Any Justice' Anastacia 'Left Outside Alone' Girls Aloud 'Love Machine' The Killers 'All These Things That I've Done' Christina Milian 'Dip It Low' The Killers 'Mr Brightside' God this was a good year.