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31-03 ;; Usher - Scream 32-02 ;; Azealia Banks feat. Lazy Jay - 212 33-03 ;; Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah - R.I.P. 34-01 ;; Labrinth - Express Yourself 35-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - My Kind Of Love 36-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - Next To Me 38-00 ;; David Guetta feat. Sia - Titanium

31-02 ;; Usher - Scream 32-02 ;; Azealia Banks feat. Lazy Jay - 212 33-02 ;; Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah - R.I.P. 34-01 ;; Labrinth - Express Yourself 35-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - My Kind Of Love 36-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - Next To Me 37-01 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 38-00 ;; David Guetta feat. Sia - Titanium 39-01 ;; Drake feat. The Weeknd - Crew Love 40-03 ;; LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It

31-01 ;; Usher - Scream 32-01 ;; Azealia Banks feat. Lazy Jay - 212 33-01 ;; Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah - R.I.P. 34-01 ;; Labrinth - Express Yourself 35-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - My Kind Of Love 36-00 ;; Emeli Sandé - Next To Me 37-00 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 38-00 ;; David Guetta feat. Sia - Titanium 39-01 ;; Drake feat. The Weeknd - Crew Love 40-00 ;; LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It

30 Chaka Khan "I Feel for You" 25 Madonna "Hung Up" 22 Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg "Je t'aime... moi non plus" 20 Sinéad O'Conner "Nothing Compares 2 U" 18 The Rolling Stones "Jumpin' Jack Flash" 16 The Communards "Don't Leave Me This Way" 14 The Beatles with Billy Preston "Get Back" 13 The Rolling Stones "The Last Time" 12 The Prodigy "Firestarter" 11 Snap! "The Power" 10 Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris and Chrome "Dance Wiv Me" 9 The Rolling Stones "Little Red Rooster" 8 Smokey Robinson "Being with You" 7 Gabrielle "Dreams" 6 Feargal Sharkey "A Good Heart" 5 The Overlanders "Michelle" 4 Johnny Kidd & The Pirates "Shakin' All Over" 3 Eurythmics "There Must Be an Angel (Playing with My Heart)" 2 Eddie Cochran "Three Steps to Heaven" 1 Herman's Hermits "I'm Into Something Good" -2 B.o.B feat. Haley Williams "Airplanes"

30 Gary Numan "Cars" 25 Madonna "Who's That Girl" 22 The Chemical Brothers "Block Rockin' Beats" 20 Madonna "Frozen" 18 Madonna "True Blue" 16 Black Box "Ride on Time" 14 Adam and the Ants "Prince Charming" 12 Tinie Tempah "Pass Out" 11 Duran Duran "The Reflex" 10 The Jam "Town Called Malice/Precious" 09 ABBA "Take a Chance on Me" 08 Nancy Sinatra "These Boots Are Made For Walkin" 07 ABBA "Knowing Me, Knowing You" 06 The Shamen "Ebeneezer Goode" 05 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" 04 Kelly Marie "Feels Like I'm in Love" 03 Irene Cara "Fame" 02 Doop "Doop" 01 Michael Jackson and Siedah Garrett "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" -2 Celine Dion - Think Twice

02-00 ;; Rudimental feat. John Newman - Feel The Love 18-04 ;; Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah - R.I.P. 31-01 ;; David Guetta feat. Sia - Titanium

02-00 ;; Rudimental feat. John Newman - Feel The Love 18-01 ;; Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah - R.I.P. 26-02 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 31-01 ;; David Guetta feat. Sia - Titanium

Firstly - who is Jordin Sparks? Secondly - sad to see Hot Chip so low Thirdly - delighted to see Rihanna falling down the charts - her voice is grating and she really needs to hide away for a while.

Wasn't anyone else hoping that those taxi drivers would brake hard and send them flying?

25 Madonna 'Hung Up' 24 M83 'Midnight City' 23 Robyn 'Dancing On My Own' 22 Arctic Monkeys 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' 21 Robyn 'With Every Heartbeat' 20 Arcade Fire 'Rebellion (Lies)' 19 Adele 'Rolling In The Deep' 18 Amy Winehouse 'Back To Black' 17 Calvin Harris 'I'm Not Alone' 16 M.I.A. 'Paper Planes' 15 MGMT 'Kids' 14 Gorillaz 'Dare' 13 Gorillaz 'Feel Good Inc.' 12 Royksopp ft. Robyn 'The Girl & The Robot' 11 Sigur Ros 'Hoppipolla' 10 Florence + The Machine 'Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)' 9 Lana Del Rey 'Video Games' 8 Outkast 'Hey Ya!' 7 Girls Aloud 'Biology' 6 Florence & The Machine 'Shake It Out' 5 Kylie Minogue 'All The Lovers' 4 Girls Aloud 'The Loving Kind' 3 Beyonce ft. Jay-Z 'Crazy In Love' 2 Johnny Cash 'Hurt' 1 Kelis 'Acapella'

15 Calvin Harris 'I'm Not Alone' 14 Arctic Monkeys 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' 13 Royksopp ft. Robyn 'The Girl & The Robot' 12 Sigur Ros 'Hoppipolla' 11 Arcade Fire 'Rebellion (Lies)' 10 Groove Armada ft. Mutya Buena 'Song For Mutya' 9 Kylie Minogue 'In Your Eyes' 8 Lana Del Rey 'Video Games' 7 Kelis 'Acapella' 6 Kylie Minogue 'All The Lovers' 5 Britney Spears 'Gimme More' 4 Girls Aloud 'Call The Shots' 3 Girls Aloud 'The Loving Kind'

15 M83 'Midnight City' 14 Peter, Bjorn & John 'Young Folks' 13 Amerie '1 Thing' 12 Franz Ferdinand 'Take Me Out' 11 MGMT 'Kids' 10 White Stripes '7 Nation Army' 9 Gorillaz 'Dare' 8 Outkast 'Hey Ya!' 7 Little Boots 'Remedy' 6 La Roux 'In For The Kill' 5 Johnny Cash 'Hurt' 4 Kings of Leon 'Use Somebody' 3 Tinie Tempah 'Pass Out' 2 Foster The People 'Pumped Up Kicks' 1 Muse 'Supermassive Black Hole'

1. Bjork 2. Madonna 3. Kate Bush 4. Laura Marling 5. Robyn 6. Florence Welsh 7. Lykke Li 8. M.I.A 9. Missy Elliot 10. Santigold 11. Adele 12. Amy Winehouse 13. Kylie Minogue 14. Little Boots 15. Nicola Roberts 16. Lana Del Rey 17. Siobhan Donaghy 18. Kelis 19. Aaliyah 20. Cher 21. Gwen Stefani 22. Janet Jackson 23. Whitney Houston 24. Beyonce 25. Lady Gaga BitchSlap : Katy Perry

20 Crystal Castles ft. Robert Smith 'Not In Love' 19 Robyn 'Dancing On My Own' 18 Tinie Tempah 'Pass Out' 17 Florence and the Machine 'Cosmic Love' 16 Hurts 'Wonderful Life' 15 Katy B 'Katy on a Mission' 14 Kelis 'Acapella' 13 Kylie Minogue 'All The Lovers' 12 Kylie Minogue 'Get Out Of My Way' 11 Rihanna ' WHat's My Name' 10 Rihanna 'Rude Boy'

20 M83 'Midnight City' 19 Bon Iver 'Holocene' 18 Lana Del Rey 'Video Games' 17 Calvin Harris 'Feel So Close' 16 Florence & The Machine 'Shake It Out' 15 Nicola Roberts 'Beat of My Drum' 14 Labrinth ft. Tinie Tempah 'Earthquake' 13 Adele 'Rolling In The Deep' 12 Bombay Bicycle Club 'Shuffle' 11 The Naked & Famous 'Young Blood' 10 Foster The People 'Pumped Up Kicks' 9 Alexandra Stan 'Mr Saxobeat' 8 Lady Gaga 'Born This Way'

Haha - Love Pnau - can't stand Elton - the track is ok though. As for the Killers - such a rubbish return - they are the Coldplay of US indie/pop aren't they?

The xx in the Top 40!!!!! This is shocking. Can't think when last I liked a record in the Top 40 ;-)

21-02 ;; Stooshe - Black Heart 23-01 ;; The Wanted - Chasing The Sun 26-04 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump

21-02 ;; Stooshe - Black Heart 23-01 ;; The Wanted - Chasing The Sun 26-02 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 29-03 ;; Professor Green feat. Ruth Anne - Remedy 30-04 ;; Tulisa - Young

21-02 ;; Stooshe - Black Heart 23-01 ;; The Wanted - Chasing The Sun 26-02 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 29-01 ;; Professor Green feat. Ruth Anne - Remedy 30-03 ;; Tulisa - Young

30 The Human League "Don't You Want Me" 25 Kajagoogoo "Too Shy" 22 T. Rex "Metal Guru" 20 Englandneworder "World in Motion" 18 Adam Ant "Goody Two Shoes" 16 The Beatles "I Feel Fine" 14 The Rolling Stones "Paint It, Black" 13 Dr. Hook "When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman" 12 The Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love" 11 The Byrds "Mr. Tambourine Man" 10 Tina Charles "I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance)" 9 Whitney Houston "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" 8 ABBA "Mamma Mia" 7 Dead or Alive "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" 6 Beats International "Dub Be Good to Me" 5 Wham! "Freedom" 4 Village People "Y.M.C.A." 3 Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland "4 Minutes" 2 Tomcraft "Loneliness" 1 The Spencer Davis Group "Somebody Help Me" -2 Bruno Mars : Just The Way You Are

21-02 ;; Stooshe - Black Heart 23-01 ;; The Wanted - Chasing The Sun 24-03 ;; D'banj - Oliver Twist 26-01 ;; Ed Sheeran - Small Bump 29-00 ;; Professor Green feat. Ruth Anne - Remedy 30-02 ;; Tulisa - Young

20 Yeah Yeah Yeahs 'Zero' 19 Royksopp ft. Robyn 'The Girl and the Robot' 18 Empire of the Sun 'We Are The People' 17 Bat For Lashes 'Daniel' 16 Calvin Harris 'I'm Not Alone' 15 La Roux 'In For The Kill' 14 Little Boots 'Remedy' 13 Dizzee Rascal ft. Armand Van Helden 'Bonkers' 12 Florence & The Machine 'Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)' 11 Madonna 'Celebration' 10 The Prodigy 'Warrior's Dance' 09 La Roux 'Bulletproof' 08 Girls Aloud 'Untouchable' 07 Marina & The Diamonds 'Obsessions'

20 MGMT 'Time To Pretend' 19 Goldfrapp 'A&E' 18 Hot Chip 'Ready For The Floor' 17 M.I.A. 'Paper Planes' 16 Adele 'Hometown Glory' 15 Kings of Leon 'Use Somebody' 14 MGMT 'Kids' 13 Sam Sparro 'Black and Gold' 12 Santigold 'L.E.S. Artistes' 11 Vampire Weekend 'A-Punk' 10 Dizzee Rascal ft. Calvin Harris & Chrome 'Dance Wiv Me' 9 Elbow 'One Day Like This' 8 Girls Aloud 'The Loving Kind' 7 Madonna ft. Timbaland & Justin Timberlake '4 Minutes' 6 Robyn 'Be Mine!' 5 Britney Spears 'Piece of Me' 4 Britney Spears 'Womanizer' 3 Estelle ft. Kanye West 'American Boy' 2 Girls Aloud 'The Promise' 1 Kings of Leon 'Sex on Fire'

20 The Knife 'Heartbeats' 19 Scissor Sisters 'Comfortably Numb' 18 Destiny's Child 'Lose My Breath' 17 The Killers 'All These Things That I've Done' 16 Shapeshifters 'Lola's Theme' 15 Outkast 'Hey Ya!' 14 Franz Ferdinand 'Take Me Out' 13 Kelis ft. Andre 3000 'Millionaire' 12 Keane 'Bedshaped' 11 Kelis 'Milkshake' 10 Girls Aloud 'The Show' 9 Gwen Stefani 'What You Waiting For?' 8 Keane 'Somewhere Only We Know' 7 The Killers 'Mr Brightside' 6 Rachel Stevens 'Some Girls' 5 Britney Spears 'Toxic' 4 Christina Milian 'Dip It Low' 3 Dannii Minogue 'You Won't Forget About Me' 2 Eric Prydz 'Call On Me' 1 Girls Aloud 'Love Machine'