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why don't we have a third semifinal with all the Big 5 countries crowning the biggest crybaby saying it's unfair they automatically go to the final each year. would that be enough to finally have UK send something other than an F-tier song (except last year I guess)? the amount of comments I've seen this year about I Wrote a Song almost being in contention for the win was ridiculous. And finishing 5th or something in Buzzvision. Yeahhhhhh, all while judging the song itself, sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

then participate in the semifinals, bitch

7/8 bottom 2 placings for Germany in the past 8 contests. 4 of them were last. Norway hold on to your last place record

So close. The juries tanked Finland so hard. Loreen was what, 2nd in the public vote? Still a slay though but this year was all about Finland. It’s actually quite fun to see Loreen being challenged by someone else, 2012 was a breeze

What the f*** is this with Latvia so cringe Finland getting snubbed and Sweden is leading. Lovely :(

This is their last out of roughly 12 or something earlier the whole week especially the non-big 5 so makes sense they would learn something

There shouldn’t be any struggle when it comes to voting for Portugal because she served it ✨

Aww Duncan didn’t have to leave after Netherlands flopped. That’s nice

Rip Finland and Sweden halfway through

Ngl I’m loving these Eurovision slaves coming back to perform

Not Netta lip syncing

A friend of mine saw Mahmood at a gym (@silas Holmes place because of course) a couple of weeks back 🫠

Alesha was really good in this and so were/are the rest. Eurovision has really stepped up their host game for the most part

Mi votes Finland 7 Portugal 6 Serbia 3 Armenia 2 Italy 1 Israel 1 1 for the girls and a bit of a lead for Portugal because she’ll be snubbed for sure

Male cat charity? Did I hear it wrong? :’)

Israel don’t betray themselves by sending a bop again and again. We stan Noa finally entered this

I guess I should say “we’re actually bringing” now oop

Germany actually bringing something really good this year. I wish they sang in German though

Always glad to see this namesake, she slayed again, such an underrated bop from Moldova. I always love what they send more than romania but track record says otherwise :(

Armenia coming here to absolutely destroy everyone with that staging and such a lovely break from the $l*t Cypriot drop

The great British churning butter bake off, loved that

Null at last place, I am the only one that voted for it

Omg the absolute f***ing lies I never said that, it’s the edit!!

one of these groups is living in an imagined reality and the other is delusional British fanboi gayz with Germany actually making some effort to not finish bottom 2 that they did in the past 6 out of 7 contest (why is no one talking about how floptina they are lollll), i think it might be UK's for the taking. Would be 3 last places in the past 4 years yay

so nice to have israel closing the show and Slovenia, Croatia + UK disqualified for being 'bloody shit' xo