DitzyNizzy

No, she isn't masculine. (Mind you, you could probably have it has deriving from Patricia, the female version of Patrick.) She's never heard anyone calling her Colleen. :rofl: (And didn't you know - Scotland's the only country in the world where drink driving isn't a crime?)

Or glue one hand to a porn tape, and the other to your wedding tackle?

IKWYDLS sucked. ISKWYDLS sucked even more. So I wonder where IAKWYDLS will go.

Oh God, please no. Scream 1 was great. Scream 2 wasn't that bad. But Scream 3 - don't even go there. And there is a way Jamie Kennedy can reprise his role - he appears as a ghost.

And it was in a section about a character called… Ruby. I thought my friend Ruby lacked imagination when she chose that song as her ringtone.

Can somebody tell me how its news that Prince Charles calls someone Sooty - which, btw, is his nickname - and is considered racist? By that token, my mum should feel offended whenever anyone calls her "Paddy" - she doesn't mind it, and has that nickname because she's from Ireland.

First of all, apologies if this has already been answered, but are the Elvis No1s in 2005 going to have separate entries, or will they be combined? (Actually, the same applies to the five or so songs that have been No1 in the same format in two discintly separate runs.)

And that's why I buy a lot of my CDs/DVDs/games off the Internet. (Or in Asda, which put them in a security box.)

There are two main reasons for Woolies going out of business. One is the credit crunch. And the other one - Wilkinson's selling stuff cheaper than Woolies did.

Well, what do you expect - any vaguely half-decent song comes along, and suddenly it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. And I have experience of this - I absolutely dispise I Kissed A Girl, and some people were treating it like it was the best thing that ever happened.

And, in 2003, she helped Sean Paul achieve an even rarer double - two appearances in the Top Three. And just watch - someone's gonna come along and post the complete list.

If they are, it's only the guy - Katie's from Manchester.

Well, that's not gonna take much effort, considering there's been TWO charts this year.

I'm not actually surprised - the WHSmiths in Preston has had the same sticker on most of them since about the beginning of December. AND to show how bothered they are, the sticker saying the CD is out of stock doesn't even make sense - what the f*** does "temporarily out stock" mean?

Why was this soooo much higher in the R1 chart of 2008? I wanna know what excuse - if any - they used for having it about 30 places higher than in reality.

Not wishing to brag - 68/72. (Mind you, it's kinda embarrassing that three of the teams I missed are localish teams: Stockport, Oldham and Macclesfield. Grimsby was the other one.)

"What's that? You want to show Chelsea drawing with Southend? When we've spent so much time designing the graphics and sh!t for a game we're showing a few hours earlier *anyway*?" At least with the BBC, they were able to quickly change. After all, in September 2007, they were never going to have Portsmouth v Reading as a featured match.

I don't know how many people are aware of this, but Steve Brookstein's single eventually became a charity single - he said he'd give the proceeds to the Boxing Day Tsunami Relief fund.

And there goes part of my history (my first ever job was there). :( My local Woolies is one of the first to go. Not even close - the first one opened in November 1909.

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It's about time the chart got Rickrolled.

I surely can't be alone in wondering how the f*** the three Italian clubs all got English teams. :unsure:

How about One True Voice? Even with their connection to television, they still flopped pretty badly. And to think that they were supposed to be bigger than Girls Aloud. :kink:

Shouldn't this be under the name "Geraldine", as it's being released under his character's name?

Leon Jackson - OK, so he had a No3 single, but he was (a) beaten by a singer from a parody of talent shows, and (B) had an album I don't even remember troubling the higher reaches of the chart.