Alias

Yeah New Jersey has the most DRAMZ and Danielle definitely brings the lolz. If you want I could PM you a site where I watch episodes of the series' online?

Jake what is your opinion on ALEX MCCORD?

Charlie Sheen would blates walk. There's no way hes gonna be locked in a house for a substantial period of time without him getting his fix...

Here's where I read about the Joe and Melissa's marriage, and I'm not one to believe everything i read but it would explain alot. It also touches on that Joe had charges pressed against him for rape a while back. http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/05/11/melissa-gorga/ its not exactly too shocking considering that hes always begging her for sex and shes obv not interested in him, which is suspicious to say the least.

I just did a which housewife are you? quiz and i got Bethenny. hells yeah!

ew @ your NJ favourite housewives. Jake I thought you had TASTE. Apparently the reason Teresa hates Melissa so much is because she and Joe have an ''open marriage'' and they are both massive slags, and she once gave him HERPES or so I read in an interview by one of their family members. (this family really will sell anyone out wont they?). Jacqueline is quite redundant this season.. she should for once be grateful she has such a spoiled brat of a child or she'd be without any story line at all. She would definitely be my first choice mother out of the lot though, I just wanna hug her sometimes. My favourite cast members are Teresa's children, infact I am tempted to do a housewives RATE but I think we would be the only two to contribute to it.. but needless to say it would still shit all over the current Buzzrate in the lounge.

I'm dying over the Real Housewives tumblr

So gutted Mike gets knocked out by Ronnie... NAAAATTTT! Jersey Shore never dissapoints.

OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gonna watch episode 1 of season 4 right now

Jake don't be so pernicious. I'm loving the current New Jersey season by the way, of course. Even without the drama of Danielle its still been pretty action packed. Kathy is a bore though, and Melissa is obviously a gold-digging phony but I can't help enjoy watching her on TV... she's a great rival to Teresa. HATING Caroline, god she is full of herself. I hate the way she talks down to everyone, even her friends and basically tells them to shut the f*** up if she doesnt wanna talk about something and bosses people around like she's their messiah. And also the way she's like ''yeah my family is close, got a problem with that? tough shit!'' ''i cooked all day and wore no make up, got a problem with that? i dont care''.. I dont think anyone has a problem with that, why does she assume the worst in people?! I wish she'd drop the whole godfather act its beyond tiresome. I'm majorly excited for the Beverly Hills season, that trailer is crazy. Although is there really any need for EIGHT housewives? they could have at least gotten rid of a couple if they were gonna add new ones, HELLO KIM AND TAYLOR.

won HOH this week... Also it looks like America will be voting one of the first 3 evictees back in, and anyone of them will be good for Dani's game, hopefully it's Dominic that comes back though. I am desperate for Dani to win this whole thing and evict the two couples back to back, can't stand any of them. Also I'm quite tired of Jeff getting an amazing edit every episode.. he's an idiot, a poor game player and he sucks at competitions. Awful house guest, no idea why he's so popular. Same goes for Jordan who is easily the most undeserving winner ever.

This film ain't got shit on Mean Girls. I really didn't see the fuss about it at all. The best thing was obviously Amanda Bynes though... AMANDA PLEASE!

I'm just gonna put it out there, Daniele or Dominic will win. I'd be amazed if Daniele didn't get really far, she's easily playing the best game and has no enemies in the house.

WORD. Finally someone who shares my thoughts on this piece of crap. It's up there with the curious case of benjamin button in my most hated films ever.

Evel Dick has been removed already due to 'personal reasons' WTF? he was like, the only reason to watch :(

:huh:'s all round if that isn't a joke

Also, she seems to copy just about every current other artist with her 'new' looks. First the red hair like Rihanna, then the side shaved head like Ellie Goulding and now the Amy Whinehouse tattooed convict look WHATEVER NEXT?

I know everyone has already covered how shit the song is but... what the actual hell. I sat in amazement when I watched the video and heard the song for the first time. HILARITY.

What the actual f*** is Wenger playing at. It's coming towards mid July and we've signed no one. SIGN SOME PLAYERS you penny-pinching douchebag!

Yeah, this was pretty much how I felt. Avergae comedy at best. If it weren't for the few scenes where the main character has completely cringey moments of public humiliation I would have found this very boring. I did love the almond scene, the bit where she does that stare and when she goes ape$h!t and starts eating the giant cookie though.

Other dynamic duos I can think of: Danielle and Jason Jen and the unitard Dan and Memphis Britney and Ragen

Also i wished they stopped shoving Jessie down our throats, if he got in (which he wont) it would be the third season hes been on simce 2008, ridiculous! I think if Will got in he'd go quickly because theyd all know what hes about, I hope not though because hes the second best HM ever (First being Queen Janelle, and im quite upset shes not returning as a duo with Kaysar).

I HATE ALL THOSE DUOS BAR CHILLTOWN. If Enzo and Hayden go in I will not watch, and I love this show. Enzo is the worst housemate ever. eurgh

The trailer for this did not make me laugh once. Please tell me the actual film is much better?!

WHAAAAAAAAAT :mellow: