jakee

malta wasn’t too bad at all

 

why are they interviewing someone who flopped?! talk about rubbing it in

this is just so WEIRD (and not because of her much-pushed disability)

 

the staging to the total lack of song or vox

#411

i like anne-marie a fair bit (‘ciao’ was a banger) but this record is a textbook example of record politics...3,000 different producers and writers, an overlong record which is well overdue

 

theres no statement of intent, identity or coherency

 

from ‘ciao’ to bandwagon marshmello to shite ed sheeran co-write

 

it’s various forms of shite

‘trigger is fun but it’s v non-descript cookiecutter throwaway no identity kind of track

 

 

‘sway’ is the ultimate modern pop song; so f***ing clever

 

 

i know i’m rather by myself but i LOVE bakewell tarts so i do have some shit going for myself

great spanglish tune

 

nice to see that r1 a list aren’t risk-adverse

i’ve found these local elections baffling; labour has failed because they couldn’t win the most monied of boroughs? labour couldn’t win ken/chels or westminster after the blair landslide so why would now be any different?

 

labour had an incongrousely good 2014 local election cycle; given the divisive climate currently it’s incredible labour are able to make ANY inroads given the dreadful media attitude

no pressure but this could be the best week of soap this year if it’s done correct

yeah ‘sway’ the song is f***ing incredible

plodding and boring

this is excellent!

 

that video 💖

when did they announce it?

 

fans will dig...

it’s one of the last few taboos and it’ll do an incredible amount of good to focus on it

it’s going to be one of the most memorable and important moments of coronation street’s history

he said ‘one day you’ll leave this world behind’ / ‘so live a life you will remember’

 

💖

This sounds incredible when you blast it anywhere with speakers

most pop songs are farrrr better blasted through speakers!

‘trigger’ is v good

 

surely next single

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how do do you make ma snatch worthy?!

 

a female poet is the least snatch-adjacive person

 

 

idk

and rudd knows where the bodies are buried and that goes back to may

 

a fascinating week ahead

you can only rule as a minority government for so long, history teaches that very clear

 

you have may bullied into no customs stance into a parliament where it no backing (now more than ever)

 

lies and europe always undo the tories

 

now more than ever

hunt to the home office surely

backbenches awaits for another remainder to join greening with another (bigger) grudge to hold in a strong remain constituency

 

this reminds me of major and sleaze era but a bit more modern and not as saucy!