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I'm HYPERVENTILATING

OMG THEY JUST USED THE MOST VOCALLY DODGY PART OF THE CRUCIFIED PERF FOR THE RECAP NO NO NO

Oh GOD I'M TERRIFIED FOR BELLA AND FILIPPA AGAIN

OMG! AT THE DEATH OF JASMINE Justice PREVAILS!

So long as Alcazar exist fascism can never TRULY WIN

God HOW DID NOT A SINNER NOT WIN MELODIFESTIVALEN Actually SCRATCH THAT - how did it not win EUROVISION?!

God the sight of these PERMANENTLY 30-SOMETHING CRONES never FAILS to fill my heart with SONG AND LIGHT *.*

ALCAZAR ALERT

PREDICTION DTF: FO&O and Bella & Filippa (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) AC: Robin Bengtsson and Anton Hagman 5th: Owe 6th: Jasmine Kara 7th: POOR KRISTA!

Look loves IT'S A BANGER

This choreo is TOO MUCH!

OMFG OMFG YES

I'M IN TEARS IT'S GONE PERFECTLY FOR THEM

I’M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

YES THE HEART YES YES YES!

OMG OMG OMG

It was FUN! (i couldn't care either way about him going through as long as Jasmine is firmly SIXTH OR BELOW)

OMG OMG OMG BELLA AND FILIPPA IMMINENT I'M SO TERRIFIED THIS IS GOING TO GO WRONG FOR THEM SOMEHOW SOMEBODY HOLD ME

QUEEN!

KEY CHANGE!

OMG at the heart coming alive for this. He's UNSTOPPABLE!

God, SEVENTY YEARS' performing experience and he's still FLUFFING LINES

It's so appalling that it is immediately iconic, but I didn't expect anyone alive to actually BUY INTO IT!

WHY IS THE HEART COMING ALIVE FOR THIS

I mean if EVER there were tracks WORTH FUCKING FOR... *.*