Lee_J

God we’re on quite a roll with these pop factor releases this week aren’t we! One of his better ones tbf 😂

Yeah… dont send this to the Gamu round HRVs

1 Wh0re Lane Whoretown Whoresville WH0 0RE

Not me in my Simon Cowell era of trashing an act in the hope it’ll generate more sympathy votes

Having slept on it, I must say I’m a bit conflicted with Mother Larsson’s choice. (Yes I’m gonna be THAT guy.. again 😂) The category is “barely steamed on Spotify” and the rule was that it must appear in the bottom region of the artists Spotify streaming list. Zara is not “barely streamed”, in fact it’s not streamed at all! Every other act has seemingly gone out of their way to pick an actual flop song and so Zara choice doesn’t really sit well with me and is not really in the spirit of the round. That being said, the song was probably my favourite of the five. The question is, how do I rank it against the other 4 genuine “flops” 🤔

Touch It least fave??? Yall deaf???

Are we all ready to find love with a Bajan beauty in the next round

Tbf i thought the song was so naff, I didn’t even bother to question it

I suppose I’ll allow it then Good job it’s also one of my faves from PoP 😂

Not even Steps’ IMMACULATE version of The Runner?

Oh my what DRAMA And not to be THAT person, but I make Key To The Castle the 11th lowest streamed Marina song, based on Kworb (I do love the song though!)

Me checking everyone’s song submissions later on to ensure there’s no cheating going on

Just submitted my Bladee song.. I was spoilt for choice

I REALLY thought you were gonna say “combine my least favourite genre with my least favourite type of fish” 💀😂

Saw this yesterday and couldn’t resist not sharing 😂

Ooh this will be fun! Sadly, not a particularly great or exciting start for me Went with a 5!

Cue Adele sending set fire to the rain because “Kworb is broken”

Well I don’t even use Spotify and even downloaded it on my laptop to sit and trawl through certain back catalogues to find the lowest streamed songs (or ones less than 100k). So it can be done if you put the effort in

Let’s face it, it shouldn’t even be in his bottom 102

Yeah when I was doing some banana research I saw that eternal bop Love Comes had approx 106k streams, so should easily have appeared in the bottom 10 on Kworbs list, but alas it did not!

Hopefully it’s just 12 getting through and 1 Gamu - I can’t be arsed with multiple pesky flops returning

Very odd! I wonder why not the standard one, it’s really quite naff in comparison!

Not that I’m still in or anything but my night has been truly ruined by having to sift through some absolute TRIPE

Yeah and she can send bloody Cold Shoulder! 🤦🏼‍♂️