Jessie Where

Pillowtalk. I probably meant to vote 'This Town' but they're pretty much equal level of poor in my book anyways.

'Dear Jessie' is honestly one of my least favourite Madonna singles ever.

I need a Slash

If it is a single and can do as well as those, I'll be so overjoyed!

What's been said about Lola? I haven't really noticed anything and that's a new one for me.

What's the Lola Young treatment?

Only one way to find out!

A Morgan Wallen song with an added vocal by Tate McRae sounds almost like a nightmare scenario.

I don't even know who that is?

Is there anything out there to suggest that will be the case?

I detest 'Dilemma', I think use of the word "boo" is probably a big part of it. It makes me heave. I'd hardly say so? It's still well-known and one of those songs people immediately recognise if it comes on.

Soda Club I guess. The other one sounds like an even cheaper Cascada with a weaker vocal.

I kind of can, because it happened to all the others (barring Jade)

The physical release of it in 2006 got cancelled at the last minute which meant it couldn't chart, I'm pretty sure they screwed themselves out of a top 3 hit by doing that. Then they just decided to tack it on to 'Clumsy's release much later, not that there was any point.

I don't think we really need another one for at least 15-20 years. However many albums are released between now and then is anybody's guess.

It's not her first foray into music!

N-Dubz

Ehhhhh probably T2 now.

Going for Deadmau Five

Joss easily, Marcus' version of 'Seven Nation Army' is pitiful!

Shit like this makes me less excited for music from her. I didn't like that last borefest a few years back either.

'If I Could Turn Back Time' feels like such a HUGE song today that most people would probably assume it was a top 3, but really it was only a whisker away in sales!

Just been announced she's presenting the UK's jury votes at Eurovision tomorrow, as a last minute replacement for Ncuti Gatwa as he's dropped out!

To be fair, I think if it was a new song by Dua Lipa featuring Kylie it probably would've done the business. As an existing Kylie song where you can barely hear her on it, that's a bit different - especially as history has shown Dua's name being attached to something doesn't necessarily always guarantee success!

I admittedly made a mistake too, but good on him!