Jessie Where

I thought she'd established a pretty decent footing around My Head & My Heart time, but it just wasn't meant to be. I think releasing Who's Laughing Now when Born to the Night was right there was a pretty major error. I'll never understand why Maybe You're the Problem wasn't a hit, it had everything going for it but garnering any support from anywhere. Since then she's basically been a busted flush and then became a cheap self-parody.

Yeah, people keep saying this but I'll believe it when I see it!

It kind of makes sense to me, for an album to have legs in the album chart now you need at least 3 sizeable streaming hits - something Kylie isn't going to realistically have, and also those who want to buy the album physically will mostly do so in the first week.

It would be nice to have an actual figure for Tension so we know, I feel like it can't be a million miles away.

All I Wanna Do ❤️ Filmstar was my favourite from this era for some time, but Beautiful Ones has overtaken it now. Tubthumping is a classic, albeit one I'd gladly never hear again at this point.

There was this awful low-budget film she was in called Sample People, she used it a lot in that!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHeFEfYCJag/?igsh=MXF0N3puNXJhbzh5cA== Cute! 🥰

I think also those songs' parent album sales more than made up for it!

Hmmmm, I'm not 100% convinced that would have made a 2.5k difference.

#2 in the UK. I wanted her to get it so she'd have a "legitimate" #1 to her name (i.e not just there by default because of ACR)

I think she did a good enough rendition of it!

No idea quite HOW she's managed this, but yay. Good result!

Never say never, she's proven that enough times now! But to be fair we never thought this would happen anyway, so I'm grateful enough if it doesn't

Quite love how 'Disease' and 'Abracadabra' have both reached silver in the same week!

Should achieve a million in like... late 2027? Who would've thought that when it was released though!

#Smash

That can't be far away, surely? I've been waiting for it...

YES KYLIE! I wasn't quite sure when it would happen.

PLATINUM BABY!

They would do this on Jade's week wouldn't they 😢 I was looking forward to her being announced and getting a play!

27!

This is OK, but it's so typical her. Like, she's done this exact sound before and it has all of her usual cliches: "I'm a bad bitch", "I made it through and I'm still standing baby", "I don't need him" etc.

Oooooh, it's very Kylie! Yes, liking it a lot.

1D, although I wouldn't say I particularly like it.

Hopefully she's top 30 today, I think all in all that'd be a pretty fab result for her! (Well, as would anywhere in the top 40)