Jessie Where

Space Cowboy's is majestic, Alex Clare's is a horrid unlistenable mess!

I like 'Shine' but I feel like I get more from 'Gravel Pit' so that.

U2!

I'm going for 'Womanizer', I never particularly liked it and 'Do Somethin' is underrated!

I'd probably call Sabrina a 6.5 and 'Ordinary' a 0.5 (if I'm being generous), so come on Sabrina!

Shame, there's several tracks in the chart I'd much rather hear this over!

Would love to see how they'd handle this on the chart show if it could chart (or is even allowed to?)

Dannii!

Mark Ronson is a producer and not a singer, that's why. It's like saying "why can't I hear David Guetta singing on Titanium" for example.

Sounds better than 'One Thing' at least! That was a serious quality dip for me.

Akon I don't particularly like it and 3rd seems too high, but this has been such an incredibly weak round.

Usher

I was expecting this to be bad but it's actually worse than I imagined!

We need laws drafted in about this kind of thing.

Oh wow at 'Never Ever' very almost not being a #1! I never knew that.

Debuts at #7. That's a really good result for her, it feels like hype and awareness of it has been zero. Also 10 places higher than her previous!

Ahhhh, big year for me. Excited to follow this!

I can't help but feel like there's only so much they can do if arseholes like Spotify aren't willing to give her any meaningful support, that's why every release since 'Angel' has faltered. 'FUFN' was lucky to do as well as it did, but I'll be amazed if this does any better.

Misread the release schedule. Swedish House Mafia then

Ah! There was I thinking he'd written a song about me

This!

Is there anything big coming next week that we know of? Zara Larsson literally looks like the biggest one I can see so far

Robbie Williams is following a song called 'Rocket' with 'Pocket Rocket'?

Hooray, glad to see an official announcement. One week to go!

'Mystical Magical' has grown on me a bit, I hope that can get top 10 eventually.