Tim

How dare you! I'm almost a virgin!!!!

I'm a bit pissed. Trying to eat dairy (it neutralises your stoumach acid) and not be sick. If anyone wants to ask me questions I'm feeling liberal with my answers... (Though I may not read the Q's 'til the morning) xx

What did she say? I must have missed this.

Loverboy: When he invites me over I come every time

Downloads: Joni Mitchell 'Both Sides Now'

I like the second one. Mariah seems to have plastic-covered furniture. Even a classy woman like 'the voice' still wets herself after a few bottles of wine

It's 19 with Sprung

Yes! That's the one. It's brilliant.

Sorry I meant the original version was knocked off by Rob Thomas. I don't know where the platinum peaked - pretty sure it got to 3 or 4.

One of 3 songs I bought from the album. It's a lot of fun. What does 'get me bodied' mean though?

Nor me. It's a big disappointment. Though it will earn Beyonce an Oscar nomination for songwriting I'm sure.

I used to re-enact the Heartbreaker video. I was 14 so it was potentially endearing rather than creepy. It involved getting up on a dresser and slapping my thighs. And dancing around my room a la the 'Grease' pastiche bits. I once got on a clotheshorse to do the same but I broke it. Then had to tell my Mum 'I just walked into it'

Yes - the UK platinum version with 19 songs. It will take a fair while.

Yeah - it counted as a climber rather than a new entry. So the record books will forever say just 'Emancipation Of Mimi' - #1 I've a horrible feeling it was knocked off after a week by Rob Thomas

'Illusions' will be too easy to make fun of though. "Is Mariah's talent an illusion?" etc. I can predict lazy journalism months in advice.

Excellent - we must train them young.

It doesn't seem that similar to me. You can hear a snippet on iTunes and see... All I know is it's NOT the version that was a B-side.

Yeah. I think because of the christmas holidays some of the other forums must have had more casual posters or schoolkids reading through threads. Whereas we have the same people coming almost every day so the holidays don't help us.

Almost Mimi Runners-up then ultimate finale. Then I'll keep this glossy thread that I've made pinned forever. And then we can do other games. B&I's and those three-strikes-and-you're-out survivors.

He is very interested in fashion. Perhaps he dresses up as Mariah? I'm sure he'll tell us all about it when he reads this.

She's had enough of them. It would have been nice for it to have made #1 again though. We had to settle for it only being the year's best-seller and producing two #1 singles.

I hope it's toxic. That would end this nonsense.

There were rumours when she was recording this album that the whole thing was going to be with a live band. You wouldn't have liked that album then :lol:

I've merged two threads as they were both about the next album. The Christmas album thread I've kept separate as that's a different issue.

Updated with 'Charmbracelet' results. My favourite song won.