Martyn

Release awful music?

You're the one who knows nothing. Melanie is not likely to pay Virgin who dropped her to use the original versions of her biggest singles. Like Sophie Ellis-Bextor is doing with her upcoming Orchestral GH album by re-imagining them as acoustic versions she won't have to pay Virgin to use them. No matter what kind of hits album Melanie releases it isn't going to do well, but if she does it acoustically she won't lose as much money.

Dotter wasn't great.

I love how surprised Jessica looks! Justice is served!

Watch Party Voice do a The Girl and come 5th.

What is this straight white nonsense?

If they were going to remake Issues couldn't they have remade The Saturdays' song rather than Julia.

Like with Fillipa a few years ago they will not admit defeat.

I think he is straight. Pretty sure he has a child somewhere.

David's scarf is very 2009 homosexual.

Is the child supposed to be "young David"?

Pre Order is up. Very much a covers album. No thanks

Oh my god you’re back!

If it’s another covers album I’ll cry.

I hope they do an English dub again who makes the host sound like they hate the process.

Susan likes to run down the icons

Stu has not aged well.

Monsters is stuck in my head. I need it to come second at Eurovision (it’s Saara come on)

I knew not off this reputation. This is my fist venture into Sanremo. Apparently everything needs to be presented correctly and properly.

Some gay on twitter has just said to me don't expect this to be over for another 2 and half hours.

So we are now on Song 10 which is terrible. Isn't the show supposed to be over in half an hour. What kind of mess? I need more wine.

There are a lot of adverts in Italy

Seriously? No wonder they say it could last 4 hours? Although maybe it will be like Malta and be on for what feels like forever?

They seem to have been banging on about a junior version of the show.

So I am finally here after watching Denmark make a "choice" I am annoyed that unlike Denmark Italy does not allow us to Chrome Cast.