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  1. He is too busy singing Swedish love songs about being straight and in love to Molly.
  2. Did the girls Nuhdeen her?
  3. http://37.media.tumblr.com/fde7042e1210381c24ff69d7041b9629/tumblr_mkunznc6uY1rzk93ho1_500.gif We’re off to Puerto Rico for our next eliminations. 56 (56) Lineysha Sparx Average:5.64 High Score: 9 (Jimmy Jam, Joe.) Low Score: 0 (Lex C) 55 (36) Jessica Wild Average:5.76 High Score: 10 (Martyn, Jimmy Jam) Low Score:1 (152Chris) First of all how dare you eliminate Jessica in 55th place? She belongs in the Top 40 if not Top 30, yet here she is in 55th place. Lineysha started off strong in Season 5, placing high in the first challenge and winning the second challenge, impersonating the recently eliminated Tyra. However after Kidster TV show she began to stumble. Eventually being eliminated in Snatch Game. By Season 5 as eventual winner Jinkx said, you know Snatch Game is coming and Lineysha was not prepared. Although even by Season 2 standards, Luneysha would have been in the bottom 2. Jessica Wild on the other hand decided to do RuPaul for snatch game. It was completely accurate but she made everyone laugh. She also had the iconic “I Lub This drink” moment in the book challenge. Jessica was robbed of Miss Congeniality, as she was by far the nicest queen in a Season of iconic bitches. To quote her "If you are going to win you are going to win no matter what. That's why if I need to give you my panties, I give you my panties. Because if I am going to win, I am going to win with or without panties." I love Jessica and would love to see her return for a future All Stars. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37oggyOvq1qgb5p1o4_r1_250.gif r4rkN9GvyY4
  4. X Factor really is a joke this year. I remember when the final the thread would probably get 40 pages.
  5. She jumped off a platform into his arms and he spun her out. I think she’s far from safe. The bottom 2 includes Gemma again and they are tied. The top 2 are tied. The bottom 2 were arguably under marked the top 2 put in show stoppers. The middle 2 Mollie and Joe for the dance off.
  6. Martyn posted a post in a topic in Television
    It will be between Kez, Vanessa and Rebekakka (or however she spells it) for the bottom 2 tonight. Depends how much Vanessa is shown. I find it odd, Vanessa wasn't shown for ages, then as soon as the eliminations come up she is on lots. Is she on one of the bigger pay outs for this? I guess she must be and they don't want her in the first few out.
  7. I should add Tyra is the first queen to score an 11 to be eliminated. The next queen out to get an 11 is in 50th place, and like Tyra also got a -1.
  8. Oh a double elimination, and lets lose our first winner. http://media.tumblr.com/f71b69f860bc4a1022da5a35428d798e/tumblr_inline_mmq2dbepad1qz4rgp.gif 57= (54) Shannel Average: 5.67 High Score: 7 (RobBob, Seg, Leonardo) Low Score: 4 (Jimmy Jam, Simon., Adam) http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ytjkWWfJ1qgb5p1o3_250.gif 57= (84) Tyra Sanchez Average: 5.67 High Score: 11 Ramz Low Score: -1 Lex C, Liam Two queens with very different scores. Shannel has ended up with this average by getting all of her scores between 4 & 7. Tyra has got some very high scores and very low scores. As shown by the 11 and -1 split. Shannel was the very first queen to walk into the work room in Drag Race herstory, she can juggle and some how was sent home by Rebecca. She also competed in the first All Stars season and reached the final, however she did not progress to the Top 2 after being beaten out by Chad and Raven. Tyra is our first winner to be eliminated with an average of just 5.67. Tyra stormed to the title in Season 2, despite showing attitude in a couple of challenges such as the Starrbootylicious challenge she was dominant in most of the challenges and in episodes she wasn't she had immunity. Thus becoming the first winner to never have to lip sync for her life. Only Lip syncing for the crown. Oddly many will dispute she won that lip sync, however she destroyed Raven in seconds. For Tyra it is her attitude since winning that has caused many to turn on her. She has often bitched out Raven and Tatiana and has made controversial (read nasty) comments on a whole range of issues including mental health. Yes she is a fierce queen, however her reputation at this stage is in tatters.
  9. She got a cackle in yesterday.
  10. If you’ve moved to Crawley I’m guessing based on guys from round here they have moved there you work for an airline.
  11. Always nice to see Labrinth performing on the (former) biggest show on TV against his will.
  12. They actually actively sent her away today 😂
  13. Come through Colchester!
  14. Prettymuch? Are they finally going to “happen” then?
  15. If "top line" refers to shoulders, then Mollie has constantly been called out for raising her shoulders, or lowering them? Basically they aren't in the right place. Also shock for a Saturday, she got called out for not putting in as much effort at the end of the routine as she was out of breath on Saturday. Obviously I love our Mols and want her to win. But realistically she is on borrowed time now and of the 6 dancers left she is the 6th best. So unless she pulls of a shock masterpiece this weekend, she is relying on two of the other 5 f***ing up like Gemma did this weekend, but even so Gemma was still safe even after being bottom 2 with the judges. I also suspect she will be on first or second again this weekend, I mean they gave her a weekend off last week, so she will probably be on first.
  16. Into the Top 60. 60 (61) Laila McQueen Average: 5.48 High Score: 9 (Adam) Low Score: 0.5 (Ramz) 59 (43) Mrs Kasha Davis Average: 5.66 High Score: 10 (Jimmy Jam) Low Score: 0 (Jack) The first two out in the Top 60 are the inexplicably popular Laila McQueen and Bitter Old Lady (her name not mine) Mrs Kasha Davis. Laila McQueen was eliminated after the B!tch Perfect challenge in Week 2 of Season 8 in the shows second double elimination. Since then her drag has improved and she has some how got her way into the fans hearts. She is clearly very confident and has been vocal about how happy she is to sleep with you if you wish. There isn't really much to say about her time on the show, as well as her poor lip sync to I Will Survive, she also ended up in in the bottom in Week 1 after a poor photoshoot and main challenge performance. There's always time for a cocktail with Mrs Kasha Davis. Sent home by Kandy Who in episode 5 after the first (and last) annual DESPY Awards. Sadly like many of the older/pageant queens on Season 7, did not like any of the girls who were not from the pageant seen and even by the final hadn't let it go. She had placed middle of the road in the first four episodes, but nothing was really spectacular. Teamed up with Katya in Episode 8 for a chance to return to the competition, sadly for Kasha it was not supposed to be. Luckily the boxed wine was chilling. Kasha having quite the drop, probably only rated so highly last time due to the rate being very close to the end of Season 8 so recency bias.
  17. I suspect Mollie will be out next week. She is the weakest left sadly. However you never know, she is improving and the public seem to be getting behind her.
  18. We're in the Quarter Finals kids!
  19. Martyn posted a post in a topic in Television
    I keep forgetting who Jade is. There has been a few weeks where she hasn't really been shown at all until the board room and I forget who she is when she shows up. Someone I work with really like her. Mainly for her looks. Speaking of looks, can we have Harrison and James stick around? Both nice on the eye. From a show perspective I think the interviews will be Michaela, James, Elizabeth, Sarah and Harrison or Jade. Bushra and Joanna are on borrowed time I think. With two more tasks before the interviews? We must have one more multiple firing unless we have 6 interviewed?
  20. Heading towards the Top Half Queens. Before we get to 50 we are going to lose the first of the 10 winners, the first queen to score an 11, an ironic? icon, a queen that is inexplicably popular, a bitter old lady, a few basics, someone who destroyed their popularity and at least one Puerto Rican. The Top 60 has Season 1: 5/9 Season 2: 7/11 Season 3: 7/13 Season 4: 6/13 Season 5: 8/14 Season 6: 10/14 Season 7: 10/14 Season 8: 7/12 Shangela I am counting as Season 3 fyi.
  21. RuCap 61-100 61. Darienne Lake 62. Acid Betty 63. Sahara Davenport 64. Victoria ‘Porkchop’ Parker 65. Nicole Paige Brooks 66. Jade Sotomayor 67. Carmen Carrera 68. Lashauwn Beyond 69. Vivacious 70. Derrick Barry 71. Robbie Turner 72. Kandy Ho 73. Monica Beverly Hillz 74. Naysha Lopez 75. Phi Phi O’Hara 76. The Princess 77. Mystique 78. India Ferrah 79. Tempest DuJour 80. Dax ExclamationPoint 81. Kelly Mantle 82. Akashia 83. Sonique 84=. Kenya Michaels 84=. Vivienne Pinay 86. Delta Work 87. Honey Mahogany 88. Rebecca Glasscock 89. Jade Jolie 90. Mimi Imfurst 91. Jasmine Masters 92. Madame LaQueer 93. Sasha Belle 94. Milan 95. Pheonix 96. Alisa Summers 97. Penny Tration 98. Serena ChaCha 99. Magnolia Crawford 100. Venus D’Lite
  22. Double elimination for two "bitches" of the season 62 (60) Acid Betty Average: 5.4 High Score: 9 (Davidson, Addy) Low Score: -1 (Jake Wild, Liam) 61 (59) Darienne Lake Average:5.42 High Score: 9.5 (Ramz) Low Score: 0 (Jake Wild) Both queens suffering a two place fall. In 62nd place we had Season 8 Queen to hate Acid Betty. Despite serving amazing looks, Betty's abrasive nature on the show turned fans against her, a poor performance in Snatch Game saw her fall into the bottom 2, and despite serving a unique look in a sea of Kimonos she was sent home by Naomi Smalls. Despite her attitude on the show, there was apparently a heart their as she was the first to reach out to CuCu when she was diagnosed with cancer. At 61 is Season 6 Queen to hate Darienne Lake. In week 1, it looked like Darienne, would be following Season 5 Facebook voted in queen Penny in being out in the first challenge (well technically second but we'll ignore the 2 part opening) after a poor choice in constructing her outfit. Despite some questionable outfit choices, Darienne was serving us MUG for days and was a lip sync assassin. However for many Darienne's time on the show will be marred by her feud (well dislike/hatred on her part) of Ben which at times seemed to consume her.
  23. Frankie would win every vote.
  24. Martyn posted a post in a topic in Television
    Pretty sure the original Raven James Mackenzie was one of my first man crushes before I realised I was a homosexual.