Tyler

Because some people have taste, hun. 10 Me Against the Music (feat. Madonna) 08 (I Got That) Boom Boom (feat. Ying Yang Twins) 09 Showdown 10 Breathe On Me 08 Early Mornin' 09 Toxic 08 Outrageous 11 Touch Of My Hand 10 The Hook Up 08 Shadow 08 Brave New Girl 10 Everytime 07 Me Against the Music (feat. Madonna) [Rishi Rich's Desi Kulcha Remix] 07 The Answer 06 Don't Hang Up

Logged in just to say stfu.

I’m not complaining but this forum cherishes ‘Everytime’ more than any other community in the grand scheme of Britney’s discography.

I LOVE LMD, the whole album continues to grow every day (still behind itz, blackout and circus ... circus ONLY if amnesia and trouble count.) BUT WHY THE f*** WAS DYWCO NOT THE FIRST OR AT LEAST SECOND SINGLE. GOD HER TEAM IS LITERALLY USELESS SINCE THE ROLL OUT OF WB AND VEGAS(not bj), how can they be evil and useless?

They literally have all the youtube vids taken down! It’s only still on absolute Britney’s FB page, who also had their site shut down! https://www.facebook.com/218825768159306/po...v=e&sfns=mo

The most disheartening thing about all of this is that her team weaponized us against her. They forced projects on her and I look back at posts where I complained about her lack of promotion for Femme Fatale and Circus and feel like an absolute jack ass. I mean looking back I was so obsessed with her chart success as if it were the only way to merit the quality of her music. It makes you really think... how many times did the fan base rip people apart for things that they were contracted to do? For instance Myah Marie on Britney Jean... Britney and her have worked together since Blackout... I mean did she post the certificate of her Britney Jean gold status as a way to clue us in on what was really happening? I mean... it just makes you think. Her absence on Glory is thanks to her posting that and being a part of stems being released from bj. Why would she sabotage her own spot that was making her literally hundreds of thousands of dollars per record? Or Will.I.Am. who has liked posts about freebritney and recent tweets about her team being the worst thing to happen to her life or the fact that he was contracted to say bj was the most personal record of her career. She craves touring because it’s the only time she gets an OUNCE of freedom. I mean they punish her by cancelling domination? I don’t care if she never makes a song or even public appearance ever again. I just want her to be happy, to choose her own destiny. There is actual footage of her saying “I love you guys, I’m free!” When a paparazzi asked if she had a message for her fans. Funny that after the social media breakdown fans unleashed on her team it’s a video of her with a smart phone (she was only allowed flip phones when not monitored) and her getting in the drivers seat of a car for the first time besides FAKE staged photo ops done by Lou and Larry. I hope that we can truly free her. It would bring me Peace after realizing I had a hand in keeping her prisoner of her own success.

PS - love and miss you guys so much ❤️❤️❤️

I love the use of the private show ad! Yes I love that he made it so cohesive. Also he’s responsible for these videos as well, I’ve posted them before but it deserves to be reposted; C8TxDymQCYU emTlUueoTKQ rLsNuCwXDoM

My friend Carlos made this edit for the Make Me video. And as far as I’m concerned it’s the official version. It also uses only the cuts from the original that Britney did approve of, according to reliable sources of course. exOWg0N97BA

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Track list thus far; http://i63.tinypic.com/fohzso.jpg 1. Strangest Love 2. Rebellion 3. Scary 4. Amnesia 5. She’ll Never Be Me 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. _____ •Bonus tracks can get us all the way to 15. Dependent on discussion. I LIED YALL. I decided to go for the flow and theme of the record rather than rating them in order. I will list my order at the end.

TRACK 4 •In almost an illustration of how the hypnotherapy has affected Britney it seems she has forgotten the pain and outdated medical practices to let you know when she sees you she stutters and her cares just melt away like butter. Before ‘Amnesia’ begins we hear radio static at the end of ‘Scary’, this turns to radio flopping from what we can barely tell to be ABBA, but when we listen closely it’s Madonna taunting “time goes by... so slowly”, flash to material girl, get into the groove and the radios out. The song starts with a handclap that quickly unfolds into euphoria. The lead single off the EP, Britney fully embraces the Britney society has catered for her to be. Soft, joyous, glorious, pure and f***ing flawless. AMNESIA iM0jswbZhIM TRACK 5 We do know she’s one of a kind. And this cut is probably the furthest we go back in abritney’s roots as a recording artist. Britney serves up a bit of shade as the quote from Larry starts talking on how certain dates will bring in more sales and Britney responds, stop talking about marketing it’s just about having fun and being cool. No shade because it’s not her style and that’s why they can’t do the things she can do. SHE’LL NEVER BE ME PXkRom5RXSs

TRACK 2 •More than anything this serves as an undertone for the message that creeps behind her being the princess of pop. She is only free in the midst of chaos for short lived bouts of freedom. They cost her more with each passing attempt at normalcy. To quote Gaga... do you want love or do you want fame? You only choose in rebellion REBELLION DMdaXeXwk6c TRACK 3 BEFORE ‘Scary’ begins there is a small but meaningful tribute to the late Michael Jackson. The chorus of “They Don’t Really Care About Us” blends in perfectly with production elements of Thriller. At this point any stan is intrigued by the mysterious dark undertones but each gay and their sister is also waiting for a bop. Baby, she doesn’t know how she’s gonna survive but she knows how to make you dance. Even more so than in this YouTube track imagine the beginning being extremely ominous... but by the end. The songs done a freaky Friday almost leaving a scattered amount of emotions in the albums mood. Britney the brand has arrived. SCARY OMdermfAgaI

Omg! This is great! I’m gonna read this throughout my am routine!

TRACK ONE Before the track begins you hear a peaceful wind and it gets interrupted by artificial noises, people chanting Britney that turns to those who mean malice and only to make a profit but it’s whispered... fromfor the record (2008) we hear Britney say, “Do I know my life is weird? It’s all I’ve ever known. Pause and from The Onyx Hotel Tour; “... once you check in you can’t check out. It blends into the first track “strangest love” by hearing a clear someone like Poppy computerized saying. “You sure do treat things you love in the strangest way... don’t you?....” M3awtPJXNsA

Blind from the tears that fall like rain, the ending of an icon they called insane But sanity was confused to be a shell, but one more time she’s returned to her own hell And she’s not that innocent but in her rebellion there’s a sparkle of truth She’s f***ing Britney bitch and she will finally do what she likes, and you’ll join in too ... if you’re looking for trouble, you came to the right place If you’re looking for trouble, the encores right in this case” http://i65.tinypic.com/ked7hg.jpg Imagine it. Its 2018 Britney releases one more album titled Domination. It is her tenth album and is an overall success on the Worldwide market. It garners a top ten hit in multiple markets including the USA, UK, France & even Germany. Two top ten hits are seen in the US market with a third and fourth both climbing into the top 40 on the Billboard 100. One hit alone is enough to reprise the Britney brand to make hundreds and millions of dollars of just her catalog and merchandise alone... What was the main source of promo? Two notably viewed televised performances, 4 music videos of superb quality from both Britney and design, Domination Vegas Show and the fact she announces it will be her LAST STUDIO ALBUM. The era is considered over by mid -late 2019. Not to fret. Britney and her team are gonna take one more huge killing when they announce she will be finishing off touring at the MGM for another 3 years to make it a full 5 year (don’t worry the greatest hits tour will follow for us gays approaching our forties and lack of Winters. SO BRITNEY HEARS THE FANS AND DECIDES TO RELEASE NEVER BEFORE RELEASED TRACKS. Spanning from the ‘Britney’ era up to ‘Glory’, even though most tracks are heavily chosen from ‘In The Zone’, ‘Blackout’ , ‘Circus’ and ‘Femme Fatale’ era as that is a time Britney feels best represents her career as the princess of pop and titles it ‘Til It’s Gone’. It’s the only accolade BJ will be getting but it’s mostly based on how, we don’t appreciate anything she does until we’re ready to complain about how we miss a certain Britney. Well there’s only one and you’re gonna even miss Vegasney when she’s gone. So to pass time I’m going to reveal my 12 favorite bonus tracks. THIS IS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. Might reveal all tonight if I’m bored but probably over the span of the week. YOUR INTERACTION: if you could play along and pretend like it’s the first time you’ve heard them. Rate and review! And give us some discussion over some Britney tracks you’ve just discovered. Like, post a smilie to let me know you are enjoying the concept and tell me if you aren’t. And I’ll message Joe and Jon to tell you to f*** right off into the troubleshooting forum. Jk much love. TO RULES FOR TRACKS TO BE COUNTED: * Not released on any album unless it’s on a limited edition in one market, exampleScary - Femme Fatale, Japan edition. The bonus track “Selfish” is not applicable, nor is any bonus track that’s included on the main release.

I religiously wear circus fantasy and get asked what it is all the time. That’s when I rush to my nearest bvlgaria set on my nearest makeup table and spray it on my face 87 times

There’s a tingle of spite thanks to the rude Madonna fan that rated my personal business 1 star. I’m a f***ing kayaking rental and white water guide. Dude. No one cares.

I needed a place to paste and I didn’t realize I went off that much. But I haven’t been petty over pop in years. Wendy: Madonna is throwing shade at Lady Gaga and Kenya Moore is being accused of being "thirsty" for attention. Gaga uses a phrase of 100 ppl can be in a rooom and it only takes one to believe in you. On several stops promoting ASIB. Madonna throws shade showing her saying something BARELY similar in her 30 years as a promo blitz queen of pop!!! Like bitch you’re the queen of pop leave Gaga alone if you didn’t get her cancelled with born this way you aren’t gonna get it cancelled. So I said; Madonna sounds insecure. 🙄 Gaga never claps back. Madonna may be the queen of pop but she lacks class. The more her star wanes the more embarrassing she becomes. Response 1: Tyler Farmer O Madonna got nothing but class u all need to put some respect on that when you say Madonna respect baby 🚼 ME: Melvin Stephens you are confusing her brand with her actions as a human being. Doesn’t seem classy to me 🤷🏻‍♂️ Response 2: Tyler Farmer you nailed this ! Best comment on here ! Madonna does not have enough brains to nicely age gracefully (always pushing the envelope and she looks old and desperate !) step aside and maybe let the younger talent be in the spotlight. Madonna is not grabbing onto her past youth she’s clawing at it. Sad ! 3: 100% Tyler 4. MADONNA IS OBLY QUEEB 5. MADONNA IS NOT QUEEN TYLER ME: You catch my drift. It is a title she has been given by multiple respected outlets. I’m not here to argue as if an official celebrity hierarchy has been published. Because it hasn’t and it sways from my point entirely. 6. MADONNA FANS ARE NOW MESSAGING BUT YOU CAN TELL THEY ALL KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRY ME WITH BRITNEY A D I RESPECT IT A LOT. 7. Melvin apologizes in his own way for not being intelligible during bar hours; 😞😭😭 8Sorry album sales and success says otherwise (like Bitch when did I try to say anything of the sort) 9: Maybe but we all knew she was a no class heifer way back. Talented though 10: Madonna is always better than this copycat. Me: Just let me say this. Regardless of my comment saying Madonna was out of line... it’s only because she has NOTHING to prove. She’s sold the most, broken records over the best and most respected in the industry. Has reinvented herself like the master of the trade that she is. NO one can take that away from her except herself. But, she is doing that here. Gaga’s launching image was influenced heavily by Madonna mostly, but also Annie Lennox, Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Grace Jones amongst more. Born This Way she admits to the production influence but really Madonna turned a huge moment for the gay community into a press release about her. Gaga used the pendulum of her peak to celebrate loving yourself being gay and being proud. Madonna couldn’t just take it as a stride in knowing hey I influenced a female to celebrate not only herself but the community that put her on the map. Madonna killed it with Hung Up and yes she smashed it it’s my favorite track released that year. But did you hear ABBA going on and on about how their sample was responsible for her having a major reprise in her career? How about Britney going off and on about how she originally recorded telephone but turned it down before Gaga? This is shit you see the likes of Taylor Swift ignoring as its not cute for her tact as a business woman that depends on respect as a formula for her success. And this is why we cant have nice things If Britney could let Justin Timberlake dog her to the media and use their breakup as a launching pad to his solo career after failing to be a smash hit with his first attempt... If Michael Jackson can have the very people in business knocking off his work while telling the press lies for profit. IF KESHA CAN WISH HER EX PRODUCER WELL AFTER ASSAULTING HER... Madonna can let Lady Gaga continue to be exactly what she markets herself to be and that is a high caliber take on a perspective fueled by the pop culture that created it. Enough of these Stan wars. I love Britney Spears to death. Her struggles and music saved my life. We should be focusing on what Gaga’s role in ASIB and her (IMO) respectful, positive and overwhelmingly well matured behavior as a human being is shaping those who watch her. NOT if Madonna is getting enough attention for saying a known phrase in a career spanning almost half a century. To bring up my girl Britney again... her brand is still thriving because of her reputation to be a kind and genuine person and youll find that proceeds talent when it comes to having a fan base that will follow you anywhere (hey britney jean and madonna... acting like regina george but looking like a cool mom reminiscing on how she ran the 4H club better than her own offspring) And the wonder is how could such a shallow figure be so human. Madonna used Britney to hype herself up. And she did it by bringing two generations together and them wowing us with an original concept and visual illustration of pop culture. Xtina skipped for Justin’s reaction, Mary j bilge telling xtina she will never touch Britney’s success even if she has the voice because she’s not humble (demanded a kiss on the hand from blige), Beyoncé fan girling cute af when Britney came out while Avril Lavigne, Kelly osbourne, And Timberlake look on with disgust to contrast Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Snoopdogg and the cast for queer eye dying from excitement. Meanwhile Britney just wanted to show madonna she can share the stage and capture every demographics opinion. The icing on the cake? Christina accusing of kissing madonna for attention. BUT BRITNEY DIDNT HAVE TO BE PETTY OR EVEN ADDRESS THE FACT SHE KISSED HER AS WELL AND WAS PISSED SHE DIDNT GET ATTENTION. She flipped her hair and released toxic and we did the simple addition ourselves. That’s real entertainment. Madonna just doesn’t have America’s girl next door to stem off of like Britney to extend her career another 3 albums. Embrace the culture of today without acting like it needs an autugraph from your iconic yet conceited Lisa Frank acting ass. I’m out The Wendy Williams Show :angry: -_-

I apologize I got in a kind of show off on Wendy’s Williams thread but my comment got a lot of likes and now I’m getting hate mail from l u v u wanna.

Ok I’m Editing in my rate I had my yearly buzzjack breakdown live for y’all. But it felt good to say something from the soul to those Who mean so much to me, but I rarely get to trade ideas with and be petty over pop culture. Growing pains will never keep me from fitting a piece of me in this iconic forum that taught me my favorite qualities of myself. Acceptance, love always be the root of your ideas, it’s britney bitch.

Hello, it is I. Fallen moderator still full time lover of what I feel is my little corner on the internet where I poured an endless amount of love into an iconic pop icon who taught us all to not be so hard on ourselves cuz they still gonna take pictures of your derrière in the magazines... The best thing about Glory is it’s lyrical and emotional slam dunk. It took 20016/17/18 to truly appreciate glory and for it to soundtrack the lessons and let downs and the proverbial partition you employ from that trauma... all while still trying to experience this beautiful mess we are all blessed to decompress over its predictable horniness, love and stress. G L O R Y found me at my most sexually attractive, traveling away from the conservative south and being LIBERATED. At first I thought my soundtrack was from ‘Blackout’, ‘Circus’ or ‘Femme Fatale’. But Britney proves if she’s out to make anyone feel special it’s her sis Stan, Tyler. Blackout was me being honest while acting a fool and doing illegal shit sans t shirt, an essential time we barely made it through but bravo bitch. Your family don’t want a piece but dudes on Grindr and buzz jack popularity will DO.Circus was me out of the closet to every aspect of my life at 18 yo so matching a “I’ll be damned... wait wtf? You want me but i don’t want you because I’m not out from under but watch me cuz I’m a put on a show kind of girl, ps my face like a mannequin. Femme Fatale was me going to college playing football being popular and making everyone happy... but 4 singles and a world tour where I do the epic HIAM breakdown, which is also an opening number ... in a chair. Depression and not being humorous but extremely suicidal... as I allowed my self to be boxed in by friends that only stuck around for the good sense of humor but mostly my parking pass and gym pool pass that I got revoked for my friend patty mayonasing some chick after hours... and oh did he about to lose me right then as a friend. My dad deserted me again and I couldn’t take it anymore. The I Wanna Go performances and me bitching about Brit being trapped convinced me to run like the beat just dropped and the room got alt right republican. I sparked like gasoline when I started snowboarding. But I had to still relocate and do that with my family knocking me off health insurance and everything for quitting school. Work Bitch and Britney Jean came out. WB is the reason I got the balls to move across the country and realize people should dislike me because I’m manic and link everything to Britney Spears or nailing a 180 on the widow maker (it’s a big deal 4 me, my personal oops cam moment). Then love was let in and ruined me. Almost. BUZZJSCK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR FORCING ME TO LOVE ME AND NOT FALL INTO THE PIT. ALSO PERFUME is still my go to Bitch that I cry yelled at my grandma and cousin when she tried to change the radio station at Xmas that year. And they actually just hugged me back. I’m getting off topic but I’m happy and appreciative... not for Britney Jean. It is a disgrace to my feel good inspirational icon of a pussy poppin pop princess, Britney. WB? 11/10, Perfume 10/10, Alien 9/10, Brightest Morning Star also gets a pass because it’s the song dedicated to my first rescue/pup, Lilly who died. The rest is trash and mush floparie can keep it. I blame Britney for allowing it but I blame RCA and her team for ignoring her artistic lead since she worked out the animated vid for break the ice to be made and them by rushing a whole era out of her coming up with a killer visual for Womanizer. (Plan was to release radar as a fourth in July and re release blackout with womanizer, kill the lights, mannequin, trouble and phonography) I DIGRESS TANGENT TYLER. It was a slap in the face of me unconditionally loving her. And I know her voice (ipretendtillitsgone is more than just her backing and chorus vocals... could have been a killer second single.) Cue the Vegas. My most distant fan following Britney ever. I didn’t see her live once. After her stage exuded a vibe that made me feel like I was part of the reason she was unhappy I fell back and focused on moving. I did and found a lot of my success, loves and felt some terrible losses to weather related, sport related and even heartbreak related deaths in my social circle. Though as I learned more about what made me click as a dude, as a person that holds passion outside of a beautiful pop phenomenon turned circus show from her own magnetic charisma. The less I focused on how the charts saw my muse whose half credibility laid in her being able to push records, the more I focused on bettering myself and the things I could control and as that happened she improved. Not enough to exclaim on a 20/20 special... but when she made that performance doing the medley at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards and was introduced as the undisputed princess of pop. She was up there doing it because she wanted and worked hard to prove something to herself with that display. And that’s just because I have fallen and my scars are visible, especially in my vulnerability... I’m ready to open the gate just slightly and perform because I need to do what I feel like doing. PROMO WAS f***ED. So many fans threw glory to the side because the video wasn’t just shit it was septic disguised as eye candy. She split with creative brilliant who directed the stunning video for everytime. Making strives but IMO not having enough drive to fight the machine that has constantly tried to remold her. Glory did not need a single visual besides her live performance at the VMA’s. I gave into the chart hype tho old Stan habits die hard. I focused on what should be released and where to request instead of doing what I did best before caring about holding up a legacy she herself would scoff at the importance of. I found out recently that I had HIV and it had progressed to aids... my ex gave it to me and the worst part was he was the first relationship that I felt like sane, grounded and I’m a relationship rather than “gay”. I remember me listening to invitation and feeling her soul in what she said, in mood ring and Just Luv me he heard them so much he probably cheated out of spite lol. Just Like Me and Liar after finding out pain has the same dull glory across the world and he really did look like me but he was hotter. And man on the moon taught me that I don’t want to be bitter or upset baby I just wanna be closer to love. Patience, darling. Private Show was me snowboarding and practicing jumps WERK IT, WERK IT BOY WATCH ME 90DEGREE TURN IT. RIDE ON MY BOARD WATCH ME GO OLYMPIC AND GOLD IT. DYWCO the title exactly is a code between my good guy friends for when I found them a possible suitor and vice versa. Love Me Down is the incredible sex I had with this instructor that I always ignored. Also no seas Cortes. Clumsy was a regular back here in Georgia because I’d always hit my head on the same tree trying to warn my students. Banging all over this waterway, hard woods attracted because I’m gay, clunsy. Mood Ring is me wanting to be the same fun guy and teaching myself that being hurt is okay when you have a great support system and family behind you. And it’s the first Britney album that finds me dead center in a tribulation but even more centered on the notions of forgiveness, understanding others no matter how bad I’d like to not, and unconditional love. If people hate you don’t hate them. Just keep focusing on your glory and every little thing is gonna be alright. These lyrics are the things that helped me to move to the notion people are people and you are you. You can make the situation rise even when you have to create the heat to bake the bitch. Do what you gotta do to make every day GLORIOUS So good, so good. So damn, so good, so right, so good. So much better. ... Just Luv me. You open up like you’ve never been hurt, open up it feels so much better. I got whatcha want I got whatcha need. One time just ain’t enough won’t let this fade, got that style you can’t erase. Make me move like it ain’t a choice for you, like you have a job to do. AINT NO BOUNDARIES HERE. NO CAMERAS PLZ. So much for what I knew, oh baby you got me misbehaving and I don’t even know what’s right. Where’d ya come from talking like that? Butterfly from the bottom of the ocean 🤩 You gotta open because it feels much better when we open up for each other When you know somebody and you love somebody, it’s so much better. I see who are with the lights off B l a c k o u t (subtitles) Kill keep you satisfied with your new obsession. s o. m u c h. for my... p o k e r f a c e. Woooooaoooohhhh ... ooops! A lifetime just won’t be enough. It’s hard to forget ya. Something about you. You make me come alive! Just cut the shit. Be honest. You could ask me for a sorry, in the calm before the storm Ask for pieces of my body until all of it is yours. One look at him and I’m seeing candy coated heart shapes Right left, no where to turn I’m left in the ash from the bridges you burned I can’t compete with the stars in the sky, I’m invisible I’m not gonna ask for a sip when I’m thirsty You don’t have to hold my hand when I’m hurting You ain’t gotta say it, I know that I’m worthy You can wolf, but I ain’t f***ing with your dirty laundry Exactly what you’re dreaming of... I’ll give it to you baby. Slide of hand let me blow your mind. I got you... what you want. We don’t need crowds we just need us You’re the spark that won’t go out I’m not trying to mask all the problems that I’m facing. I’m not gonna ask you for nothing. Just luv me. You can’t even face me. My love don’t 9 to 5. Nothing here to hide I want you 24/7 You wanna Be polite, you wanna treat me right. Don’t be polite. Because nobody should be alone if they don’t have to be! That was fun?! Loving me so hard it’s causing trouble. Call me a fool, call me insane but don’t call it a thing! 7 minutes in heaven make it double, triple. Yes or no but no maybes I promise, I promise. Oh no I want, I promise... I won’t ask you for nothin’. Not even a sip when thirsty. If I’m dancing I KNOW the musics good, if I’m dancing I know we’ll be good The jewels and furniture go but baby he stays Not gonna beg so don’t make me... Banging all over this bedroom... clumsy. Whenever we speak we fight so come talk to me with your touch Think I see confetti from this potion... Round and round we go until we fall like dominoes Slide down my pole watch me spin it and twerk~ it B a b y . I want to be closer to l o v e. I’ve always wanted what was off limits I need you and I can take you, all the way and I’m able to give you something sensational Strut it out, strut it out eyes on me. Watch me strike a pose. Feel my heat! Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate you. I really do. But, I’m tired of waiting. See it on my lips and you feel it on my hips. I’m desperate. It’s clear that you’re closing now, guess that’s the end. Igniting the heat of the moment let the sparks fuse, we’ll be burning bright when they cut the lights ..:::THE ACTUAL RATE JFC:::..[/b 09 Invitation - Be anything and everything you ever dreamed of, just don’t make changing me one of them. The show is already in progress. 08 Make Me feat. G-Eazy - I enjoy g eazy but the Penelope in blow was the best line he could hit? How about we could cry a river but too busy let’s go. Or show me that Glory your focused let gooooo. Whatever 07 Private Show - this represents being sexual with someone you care for and being transparent, goofy and confident that your private show is baring all of you. From the anxiety and tension in this room to you TWERKING IT ALL OVER YOUR MANS. \__\<<^ sorry typo, your mans expensive therapist in the 50’s confession couch. Satisfy and apple pie. 11 Man On The Moon - hush just wait. Listen to your instincts even when the most hopeless. You were never searching for a plus one... you were searching for the reason those who you love have loved you. I want to be the CLOSEST to love. 10 Just Luv Me - This song hits me like few britbeybsomgs have a flow of conciousness I met when hearing born to make you happy and relating it to a broken family, the odyssey of a girl named lucky, not a boy not yet legal on Grindr, Everytime which I related to my dad abandoning me and starting a new family. Out From Under and Let Go from learning my biggest weakness was loving too much... but really not giving any love to myself. To anyone that enters my life... just walk and talk with love. There’s no time to waste on continuing cycles of trauma. 06 Clumsy - I can see why it’s one of her faves. Sporadic, cheeky and not overly glossed over in a productions point of view. And I have used it to flirt and it’s worked. I’m also clumsy af. 09 Do You Wanna Come Over? - Classic Britney if anything on this album is. Add 3 lay overs of Britney telling “WHATEVER YA WANT” ala Do Somethin’ and this would have demanded public attention. I’d love more focus on the strings. But it leaves something to the imagination. And it works a lot more than on Clumsy. 07 Slumber Party feat. Tinashe - This seems like the most uninspired track off the whole album. But with that being said Britney’s still more engaged than the entire BJ album, outside of yelling for you to call your f***ing governor if you’d listen! Thankful she found Sam on this shoot. Seeing her glow makes me glow OKAY. As if you couldn’t tell yet. 08 Just Like Me - and I just can’t believe. Men are not made to be monogamous. They are here to make you the Beyonce holding a pitcher of lemonade while they think they are jay z. Well I know Becky and my hair is better. Good luck finding someone that could cause an intermission in your lecture by wearing the right ensemble. He can have you but he won’t because the truth is, he only wanted you because you were with me. 09 Love Me Down - continued from above so I took your lovers advice and got his roommate to help me train on my jumps. It was fun also jumping on other things in your living space with look what you made me do bopping my sexual floppy disc. Alexa play I did something bad. Alexa now play don’t Blame me #propstoreputation 09 Hard To Forget You - the lyrics and emotion she’s serving outdoes the production. It starts promising but it waters down what could have been an anthemic ode to nostalgia over a trait shared between your current lover and a past fwb, rocksoff supervisor, or fave hookup. The good sex plus the good sense of humor and music taste that would get him an AF position circa 2009 07 What You Need - only a 7 and not a 6 for the kink in her voice. She’s stoked to be responsible for this, and while I jam to it it seems underwhelming I’m comp to how much the other songs soundtracked my life. Oh wait this is for that member Regina who tried to say I scare ppl off by defending Britney in her own af against fraudulent claims. I hope this posts sees you well and if you don’t want a discussion try the Darius forum or quoting your own points in the Kylie forum. Up for passion and always willing to be corrected if I come across in any way but. B-) 07 Better - everything’s so good so good so damn so good so right so good when ya know somebody. So note to self turn down break the ice and listen to what he loves before he suggests. I find the riffs a bit off sometimes but I’m usually yelling over them so it’s okay. Would be a 9/10 if it weren’t for that. 10 Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) - I’m really nice but a tease in real life and somewhat submissive. So I just play this when I need the message sent. After I know he likes me on a level at least 8/10 and has told me my chest looks great in that button up to pair with those slacks. He’s giving you the omelett he’s looking all over. Just don’t give it to him over easy, moan like a wild Britney in heat with a third of her Starbucks left instead. 10 Liar - CRY ME A RIVER. SHE EVEN GAVE YOU THAT ONE SHE LOVED YOU AND WANTED TO SEE YOU HAPPY EVEN IF IT COST HER HER TEENAGE VIRGINITY VEING BLASTED ON HOWARD STERN, YOU KNICKING XTINAS MOMENT AT THE 2003 VMAS TO TURN A GIRL POWER MOMENT INTO OOOOOH JT BEING A LITTLE BITCH NODDING. THEN YOU GO ON TOUR AND REPEATEDLY SAY “SOMETIMES U THIBK YOU FOUND THE ONE BUT SHES JUST A BITCH” BEFORE PERFORMING IT. Meanwhile cheating allegations are equally shared by both parties and you classified her learning overtly sexual choreography with Wade Robson as cheating because he told Timberlake he basically knows how her entire body works just by being there which he couldn’t from being on tour. DIDYA TELL BRITNEY? YEAH AFTER TALKING TO A RADIO INTERVIEWER HINTING AT INFEDLITY FROM HER WHEN SHE CUT ALL PERSONAL TIES FROM WADE AND EVEN TRIED TO CANDEL OUR MUSE THE PEAK OF POP IN THE NOUGHTIES, THE DREAM WITHIN A DREAM TOUR. But Justin knew she was fragile especially for him, because she had him as a friend since the beginning. The media turned her and xtina onto one another but you figured you’d rip the exclusive for yourself and rush release cry me a River after telling a distraught (hate to say it but) would have stopped her career to show her love for you was superior, Britney. You got her permission to use a look alike and even Larry went behind her back to help further cultivate the new bad girl Britney. REFUSES what she would have made a #1 WW with sweet dreams my la ex.... yeah imagine that collab with Madonna.) and 500 OTHER BOPS and what does she have for you a song and reaction that taught me damn. Love really does make you want to take care of the ones directly responsible for your suffering. THEN BRITNEY IS ON DEATHS DOOR. You have gone and high fives her ex that’s just as shitty as you, just not talented and after losing custody of her kids, shaving her head and literally telling a paparazzi “yyoure better off being dead than me” here comes WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. And BS if you don’t believe it’s about her in a major magazine spread discussing the song he’s seen in a smock pretending to shave his head which is PRETTY OBVIOUS IN 2007. Luckily she’s a strong bitch, but you are the main reason she has no trust no confidence in looking back on her career where she was FLAWLESS... because you’ve tainted it with one GOOD song that Sacrificing Britney’s character got you out of *NSYNC. The first single you did with Pharrell (connect from Britney, only producer to support Timberlake after that was timbaland) missed the top 10 and JC Chasez was competing for young horny girls and Lance was making movies .... with Britney? Why do all your bandmates have nothing but scripted things to say about your solo career and hundreds of fun memories of Britney being there for them? CUZ YOURE A LIAR, LIAR. It’s her final response and let me tell you BRITBEY AND JANET JACKSON HAVE SEEN ENOUGH WHITE MEN NO RESPONSIBILITY TAKING BULLSHIT. See DRAMATIC. 10If I'm Dancing -imdancing bit 06 Coupre Electrique - you know she was practicing that shIT for a good WEEK and I love it. It’s like soda pop re colonized bathed in cognac lilac fumes, and it feels like heaven to em. 10 Mood Ring - I cry. I am f***ing crazy and I thank britney everyday for being my crazy outlet. She gets me. It’s from sometimes to this 18 years later Can we go again? Maybe do it all again? Nah. I’ll just take a bow.

I love all three of those tracks because I can feel her joy on them. Like a natural joy I haven’t experienced as a Stan since the demos for Blackout came out. We all have our tastes and after experiencing an album that was made just to capitalize off her unwavering fan base. It is a religious experience to me. Man On The Moon, Just Luv Me, Mood Ring, Invitation, Just Like Me and Better healed me after being diagnosed with a chronic illness, in a way that only Britney... with her quavering, fragile voice... could do. Her artistry may be weak to some and I understand why. But, as long as her souls in it... it saves me in small ways. Until 20 years later I realize those tiny moments of enjoyment are the reason I’m alive to talk shit on Madonna being petty over my girl Gaga and my comment getting 300 likes under Wendy Williams comment. YALL @ ME. If I’m dancing the music must be GOOD.

TOTALLY FINE ON THE SONG. Agreed tbh. But this is Britney being sex appeal to a mastered degree. Her eye f***ing the camera while truly just looking like she had the capabilities of matching Joan Jett in her own genre. All while still making you think she’d be a reliable contact to doggy sit your pup and have your mom meet her to discuss the difference in a low light and a high light over tea.