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Farahtyn have a question. Where is this so called "Republic of Sass"? As it isn't on the map, and from our space city we can't see it as being in space either...

The country is currently renovating its border, it won't be featured on any maps until the border renovation is complete and meets the standards of the Republic of Sass's government. Images of the border should leak within days. The border has been described as "trend-setting" and "FaB-U-Lous" by the likes of Eva (current Republic of Sass BJSC entry) and Mizz Nina (Administrator of Style in the Republic of Sass).

Eva Simons has just tweeted

Lol #*?! reviewers at the Federal Republic of Ashton. Small minded. Those reviewers can suck a @!#+.

:drama:

Apologies to the reviewers at the Federal Republic of Ashton. Eva can be a bit out-spoken at times! :smoke:

All interviews are edited for entertainment reasons, so don't you worry Ryan and Oricon. Your interviews will be just as up to standard or even better!

@ Klumzee: Eva Simons is a bit big-headed and with good reason :heehee: Paulina dealt with Eva's personality well though!

Going to be interesting to see Eva and Carly-Rae Jepsen in tomorrow's episode, seeing they're almost complete opposites personality-wise :drama: Numayania's live performance is ACE as well. Hopefully tomorrow's show gets a better response than tonight's...

Sass Talk - S01 E01

Eva Simons catwalks on stage whilst 'Pressure in the Club' is heard playing in the background.

Her outfit:

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Eva has a dance outbburst as 'Pressure in the Club' plays, causing the crowd to errupt as her white dress let's loose!

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Eva: :drama: [Loud voice]BUZZJACK WORLD ARE YALL READY?!

Crowd cheers :cheer:

Eva: [Louder voice similar to the 'Silly Boy' middle 8] I said; BUZZJACK WORLD ARE YALL [bEEP] READY FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF [dragged out] SASS TALK?!

Crowd goes wild while Eva adjusts hair

Eva: On tonight's show we will be interviewing the Mexican beauty and singer, Paulina Rubio of THE Kluminican Republic.

Paulina walks on stage with a catwalk similar to that of Eva's.

Wearing:

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Eva hugs Paulina with one arm while she protects her hair with the other arm.

Paulina tries to kiss Eva but Eva turns away and directs Paulina to the Sass Talk couch

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The two sit simultaneously.

Eva: Paulina, what does it feel like representing THE Kluminican Republic in BJSC XLI?

Paulina: I feel honoured to have been chosen by Mama Babalo the Almighty to represent the Kluminican Republic. I know that the country is BJSC-mad so I'm hoping I don't let the people down!

Eva: We hope so too for your sake, Paulina! :heehee:

Paulina gives Eva a straight face. :manson:

Eva: What would you describe "Heat of the Night" as? Does it have a specific target audience?

Paulina: I would describe 'Heat Of The Night' as a slick, uptempo Euro-dance smasher! I'm sure anyone with a good taste in music will vote for it! :heehee: ? I'm really hoping to target the new wave of 'trashy-pop' countries who have joined BJSC in the last few months and those who were big fans of 'Sticky Dough

Eva, who wasn't paying attention moves onto the next question.

Eva: Your musical career spans 20 years? [Looking at Paulina's face for wrinkles] That is quite an accomplishment. [Astonished facial expression]

Paulina: Indeed it is! Thank you! :D? I have developed a very loyal fanbase over these years which have helped me to stay relevent and keep selling records all this time! I hope my 'Sombreros' out there all across the BJSC world can vote for me as I LOVE YOU ALL! :wub:

Paulina ?excitedly breaks down in tears.

Eva hugs Paulina with one arm.

20 minutes later :drama:

Eva: Paulina, your home language is Spanish. Is there a spanish version of "Heat of the Night" out, can we expect one?

Paulina: There is not one out as of yet, but I do hope to make one as I started off just doing Spanish music and I want as many people as possible to be able to access my music.

Eva: What can we look forward to from THE Klumnican Republic in 2012?

Paulina: [taking a deep breath]Well more of the same really! We aim to provide BJSC with a variety of genre hopping entries that will cater for all kinds of musical taste. We want everyone country in BJSC to be able to say 'I loved that entry' for at least one of our entries. We want to enter songs that get people talking and to keep the Kluminican Republic in the firm view of the public eye. :D

Eva: ['Silly Boy' middle 8 voice at the audience] [beep] Exciting [beep]!!!

Crowd cheers. :bounce:

Paulina blushes. :heehee:

Eva: "Heat of the Night" is produced by RedOne, do you feel your song has an edge over other RedOne productions like "On the Floor" and "Bad Romance"?

Paulina: It is an honour to even be compared to those songs! Both were absolutely loved by the Klumincan people! Some people have compared 'Heat Of The Night' to 'On The Floor' as musically similar, so we are hoping that other people can realise that Heat Of The Night is just as good as the world-class hit 'On The Floor'.

Eva: You have 14 number-one hits in your home country Mexico, how well do you think "Heat of the Night" will fare there and are you expecting it to set BJSC alight as well?

Paulina: I'm sure it will be very strongly supported back home as that's where I started off! To be entered into BJSC is incredible and will get the people of Mexico talking. Another #1 would be fantastic! Early odds have placed the Kluminican Republic at 9th and 12th. So we are hoping to reach top 10 which would be an amazing achievement! Anything better would just be a gift from heaven.

Eva smiles falsely.

Eva: You are not only a singer but you also own a restaurant and a fragrance and lipstick line.

Paulina starts patching up her lipstick.

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Paulina: My music career has given me the oppotunity to branch out to become a business woman, and I absolutely love it! I have a passion for food and to be able to own my very own restaurant is like a dream come true! Being in the music industry for over 20 years does sometimes leave you without inspiration and a bit run-down, these side projects give me a break from music to focus my talents on something else so that I can comeback with even stronger music!

Eva stands up and looks to the audience

Eva: Everyone in today's studio audience will be receiving a free Paulina fragrance and lipstick!!!!

:cheer: :bounce: :cheer:

Boxes fall from the ceiling into the studio audience :drama:

Paulina: Thank you very much for having me Republic Of Sass and we wish you the best of luck in your first BJSC contest! This is Ms. Paulina Rubio signing out! :smoke:

Eva hugs Paulina with both arms before she walks off the stage and blows kisses to the studio audience

5 minutes later...

Stage lights dim and visuals on the stage screen show: China Anne McClain of Budtar, Unstoppable

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The show plays out with the music video - Afrojack ft. Eva Simons 'Take Over Control'

Elo :smoke:

01) Lana Del Rey – Born To Die [6wks] (18-5-2-1-1-1)

02 (02) Jessie J – Domino [5wks] (18-7-3-2-2)

04 (03) Florence + The Machine – No Light No Light [7wks] (16-9-6-3-4-3-4) I overplayed this too much when the album came out, now it won't get a decent peak on my chart! :drama: I was actually hoping 'Never Let Me Go' or 'Only If for a Night' would be the 3rd single but oh well.

07 (04) Coldplay – Paradise [16wks] (28-20-32-X-11-3-4-7-9-15-18-7-1-1-2-4-7) This feels so old now, not happy with 'Charlie Brown' being single no. 3, 'Princess of China' is so much better!

19 (15) Katy Perry – The One That Got Away [8wks] (39-31-31-28-24-18-15-19)

26 (**) Jess Mills – Pixelated People [1wk] (26) :wub:

28 (24) Florence + The Machine – Shake It Out [16wks] (17-2-5-8-12-1-1-1-1-3-5-9-12-17-24-28)

35 (**) Flo Rida feat. Sia – Wild Ones [1wk] (35)

Pre-recording of Episode 1 is almost complete! :cheer: Episode 1 will be broadcasted tonight at 7 PM!

Eva Simons has tweeted the following:

Sass Talk tonight is going to be so EPIC, y'all can't miss this WE BE RAISING PRESSURE IN THE BUZZJACK WORLD !!! Xx

Ramrynia, Eledan and Dalisska please check your inboxes. Hope tonight's show will be well-received! #stress #nailbitingshit

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01| DJ Snake ft. Eva Simons - Pressure In The Club (1) [1]

02| Rihanna - You Da One (2) [1]

03| Scissor Sisters vs. Krystal Pepsy - Shady Love (3) [1]

04| Cover Drive - Twilight (4) [1]

05| Rizzle Kicks - Mama Do The Hump (5) [1]

06| Jess Mills - Pixelated People (6) [1]

07| Delilah - Love You So (7) [1]

08| Pixie Lott - Kiss The Stars (8) [1]

09| Alexandra Burke - Elephant (9) [1]

10| Afrojack & Steve Aoki ft. Miss Palmer - No Beef (10) [1]

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11| Jason Derulo - Breathing (11) [1]

12| Cher Lloyd - Want U Back (12) [1]

13| Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care (13) [1]

14| Azealia Banks - 212 (14) [1]

15| David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium (15) [1]

16| Flo Rida ft. Sia - Wild Ones (16) [1]

17| Nadia Ali, Starkillers & Alex Kenji - Pressure (Alesso Remix) (17) [1]

18| Avicii - Levels (18) [1]

19| Taio Cruz - Troublemaker (19) [1]

20| Swedish House Mafia vs. Knife Party - Antidote (20) [1]

21| Lana Del Rey - Born To Die (21) [1]

22| Delilah - Never Be Another (22) [1]

23| Jessie J ft. David Guetta - LaserLight (23) [1]

24| Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch - Ass Back Home (24) [1]

25| Yasmin ft. Ms Dynamite - Light Up (The World) (Freemasons Radio Edit) (25) [1]

26| Azealia Banks - Liquorice (26) [1]

27| Redlight - Get Out My Head (27) [1]

28| Inna - Endless (28) [1]

29| Coldplay ft. Rihanna - Princess Of China (29) [1]

30| will.i.am ft. Jennifer Lopez & Mick Jagger - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) (30) [1]

31| Edward Maya ft. Violet Light - Back Home (31) [1]

32| Afrojack & Shermanology - Can't Stop Me (32) [1]

33| Mizz Nina ft. Flo Rida - Takeover (33) [1]

34| Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (34) [1]

35| Calvin Harris - Feel So Close (35) [1]

36| DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora - Hot Right Now (36) [1]

37| Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Talk That Talk (37) [1]

38| Chris Brown - Turn Up The Music (38) [1]

39| Cosmic Gate ft. Emma Hewitt - Be Your Sound (39) [1]

40| Emeli Sande - Next To Me (40) [1]

Bubbling Under:

Anjulie - Brand New Bitch

Florence + The Machine - No Light, No Light

Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette - Big In Japan

Inna - W.O.W.

LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking

Beyonce - End Of Time

Lady Gaga - Heavy Metal Lover

Far East Movement ft. Rye Rye - Jello

David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj - Turn Me On

Emma Hewitt - Colours (Armin Van Buuren Radio Edit)

Can I please have bordered covers for:

Rihanna - You Da One

DJ Snake ft. Eva Simons - Pressure In The Club

Delilah - Love You So

Pixie Lott - Kiss the Stars

Jess Mills - Pixelated People

Afrojack - No Beef

Rizzle Kicks - Mama Do the Hump

A lot I know, sorry! :heehee:

Klumnican Republic and Numayania please check your inboxes with regard to pre-recording information. Ramrynia expect a PM later today. Episode 3 countries will receive their PMs tomorrow.

This season's host is the sassy, fabulous Eva Simons. With only a day to go before the debut season is underway. Simons is working extremely hard on the show's production and recording. She reccommends all countries listen to the Republic of Sass's stunning entry "Pressure in the Club" :wub:

Take off our clothes and run screaming 'VOTE FOR REPUBLIC OF SASS OR FUCKING DIE'.

THIS. :wub:

I am DISAPPOINTED with my country being named DARHUN! :angry: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7318/dissapoint.png

 

It's actually called Daehun.. <_<

Fixed! :heehee:

With regard to Budtar and the Klumnican Republic, Sass Talk's directors would appreciate confirmation as to who will be appearing in episode 1's interview slot please :drama:

All slots have now been taken! :drama: Countries to be on the show please check your inbox on Sunday with regard to the pre-recording, all performance and interview info will be sent then.

Republic of Sass hope the show will achieve great ratings and rumours have it that new episodes will air to co-inside with the forthcoming BJSC finals - these rumours will be cleared next week. The show's host will be revealed after semi-final voting opens! Keep checking the thread for news! :cheer: