tommie

Queernelia!!!

I miss Pete Burns so much.

Yes, they did say they found her shaky earlier in the week but now gives a good interview.

Swedish commentators are praising Alesha.

The Village People, but if they were from Croatia.

Although middle-8 talk-rap with a dance rap, just go ON Israel.

The lyrics to Israel's entry doesn't make sense. What power does unicorns have?

Lithuania clearly wants a vocal moment that they don't deliver. Sorry cousins from there!

Love the metal vibes of Germany's song, but it got incredibly repetitive fast which is odd for a metal song. You can play so much with that genre!

Ukraine actually serving a bop!!!

Moldova is different at least.

Armenia went bop for a minute, but it's like they can't stop themselves to get basic.

Belgium missed a beat from not having a proper diva belt on the song.

Serving early 90s house.

Ok, I love a girl group song but I don't know even know what language they're singing in half the time.

Heja Soumi!

Yeah, Estonia is an utter bore. Competent and all but zzz.

Oh hello mr Italy, I love your style.

wait Loreen is from Västerås?

Perfect description. But now? LORQUEEN LORQUEEN LORQUEEN.

Well, Spain is different. I guess.

Show us yer ti, errr, guns Cyprus.

Don't get the staging of France's entry. Why stick her on a platform with a dancey song?

i luv ur family x

Some people are just better seen, not heard.