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#40. Awful, hideous excuse of a song and you can so hear her bad vocals all the way through. Terrible.

It's a decent song and the lead singer (shaven head chap) is very tasty ;) That aside, I am probably going to stick my neck on the line and say #44. I can't see it being a hit sadly :(

Oh God that awful JLS single set for #1 :( Thanks very much indeed teenage girls, sad women/men and themselves buying a few copies. 2010 has been the worst year for number ones. Why have Lady Gaga and Kylie had to miss out thanks to a load of rubbish beating them?

Well she was responsible for the worst summer ever when she was #1. Funny how when she was knocked off the top, the weather picked up :D

I really hope not....saying that 2010 is easily the worst year ever for #1s.

Is it REALLY that Katie Price releasing?

1. Police - Every Breath You Take - Not bad, if a bit overplayed. 2. Wham - Bad Boys - Meh. 3. Yazoo - Nobody's Diary - Great song :heart: 4. Bob Marley & The Wailers - Buffalo Soldier - :) 5. New Edition - Candy Girl - No thanks. Justin Beiber's of the early 80s :puke2: 6. Booker Newberry III - Love Town - Decent enough. Typical early 80s disco sounding song. 7. Joboxers - Just Got Lucky - Not bad. 8. David Bowie - China Girl - Sexy song. A true classic and I love his voice. :cheer: :heart: 9. Irene Cara - Flashdance...What A Feeling - A classic, if a tad overplayed. 10. Beat - Can't Get Used To Losing You - Original ska cover of a 60s song. I like 11. George Benson - Lady Love Me (One More Time) - Great early 80s soul song :) 14. Heaven 17 - Temptation - Great song. 16. Spandau Ballet - True - :puke2: 18. Elton John - I Guess That's Why That Call It The Blues - I adore this. One of Elton's best :cheer: 19. Rod Stewart - Baby Jane - This song makes me cringe. :puke2: 21. Forrest - Feel The Need In Me - Sleazy. 24. Ultravox - We Came To Dance - :heart: :heart: Great song. Easily one of the best bands of the 80s. 37. Agnetha Faltskog - The Heat Is On - Oh God No. I can see why Agnetha had a breakdown. Her solo stuff is enough to cause it. 38. Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Gem :) :heart: 39. F.R David - Words - Euro-pop classic.

01. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up - Ewwwwwww :puke2: None of them were handsome in the slightest and this is such an awful song. 02. Jason Donovan - Any Dream Will Do - Meh. 03. Amy Grant - Baby Baby - Very catchy and a nice summery song :) 04. Cher - The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) - Great cover :dance: 05. Kenny Thomas - Thinking About Your Love - OK-Ish soul ballad. 06. Salt-N-Pepa - Do You Want Me - Typical early 90s hip-hop/dance number. Never go wrong with these girls. 07. Bette Midler - From A Distance - Pleasent ballad 08. Beverley Craven - Promise Me - Gorgeous song, gorgeous voice. 19 years on it is still a work of art :heart: :heart: 09. REM - Shiny Happy People - Decentish - this group has had better songs. 10. Sonia - Only Fools (Never Fall In Love) - Very grown up song from her. Catchy and I like this. 11. The Doors - Light My Fire {1991} - This was banned from a relative of my Mum's house as she didnt like this song. Classic anyway 12. Rod Stewart - Motown Song - OK. 13. Divinyls - I Touch Myself - Classic, though I had no idea what she was on about until I got older :o 14. Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over - Not bad 16. Madonna - Holiday {1991} - Madonna's nursery rhyme up for re-release. Not fond of this. 17. Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee) - I always thought it was "She is homeless". Decent if insane. 18. Kylie Minogue - Shocked - Grown up Kylie song, underrated. 19. Extreme - Get The Funk Out - A favourite at parties my Dad would host. Good rock tune :) 22. Paula Abdul - Rush Rush - Pleasent ballad. Was this from a movie? 24. Kirsty MacColl - Walking Down Madison - Very modern for the time. I like this :) 26. Cathy Dennis - Touch Me (All Night Long) - Classic :cheer: 28. Technotronic - Move That Body - Not that great from the infamous mimers. SELECTED OTHERS 45. Dannii Minogue - Success - Decent. 53. Meat Loaf - Dead Ringer For Love {1991} - Classic. 54. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Sailing On The Seven Seas - Another Classic. 57. T'Pau - Whenever You Need Me - I quite like this. Very underrated

01. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up 02. Jason Donovan - Any Dream Will Do 03. Amy Grant - Baby Baby 04. Cher - The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) 05. Kenny Thomas - Thinking About Your Love 06. Salt-N-Pepa - Do You Want Me 07. Bette Midler - From A Distance 08. Beverley Craven - Promise Me 09. REM - Shiny Happy People 10. Sonia - Only Fools (Never Fall In Love) 11. The Doors - Light My Fire {1991} 12. Rod Stewart - Motown Song 13. Divinyls - I Touch Myself 14. Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over 15. LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex 16. Madonna - Holiday {1991} 17. Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee) 18. Kylie Minogue - Shocked 19. Extreme - Get The Funk Out 20. Rebel MC Featuring Tenor Fly And Barrington Levy - Tribal Base 21. Pet Shop Boys - Jealousy 22. Paula Abdul - Rush Rush 23. Gloria Estefan - Remember Me With Love 24. Kirsty MacColl - Walking Down Madison 25. Massive Attack - Safe From Harm 26. Cathy Dennis - Touch Me (All Night Long) 27. Driza Bone - Real Love 28. Technotronic - Move That Body 29. Omar - There's Nothing Like This {1991} 30. Soft Cell Featuring Marc Almond - Tainted Love 31. Skid Row - Monkey Business 32. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Sheriff Fatman 33. Cubic 22 - Night In Motion 34. Marillion - Cover My Eyes (Pain And Heaven) 35. MC Hammer - Yo!! Sweetness 36. PM Dawn - A Watcher's Point Of View 37. Chesney Hawkes - I'm A Man Not A Boy 38. KLF Featuring The Children Of The Revolution - Last Train To Trancentral 39. Harry Connick Jr - Recipe For Love/It Had To Be You 40. Primal Scream - Higher than The Sun SELECTED OTHERS 43. Alice Cooper - Hey Stoopid 44. All About Eve - Farewell Mr Sorrow 45. Dannii Minogue - Success 46. Transvision Vamp - If Looks Could Kill 47. Jesus Loves You - Generations Of Love {1991} 52. Sinead O'Connor - My Special Child 53. Meat Loaf - Dead Ringer For Love {1991} 54. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Sailing On The Seven Seas 57. T'Pau - Whenever You Need Me

My Mum liked him (whether she does is another thing) and had two albums by him!

1 - Day & Night BILLIE PIPER - Very good song from Billie. 2 1 Don't Call Me Baby MADISON AVENUE - Liked it then, got overplayed. 3 2 Oops! I Did It Again! BRITNEY SPEARS - I like this one still. 4 3 Sex Bomb TOM JONES & MOUSSE T - :puke2: 5 - Masterblaster 2000 DJ LUCK & MC NEAT - :puke2: Am I wondering those who bought these songs in 2000 the ones inflciting the likes of Dizzy Rascal on us now in 2010? 6 8 The Bad Touch BLOODHOUND GANG - Funny song. 7 6 Heart Of Aisha WATERGATE - :cheer: 8 5 Bound 4 Da Reload OXIDE & NEUTRINO - One of the worst number ones ever! How the feck did this make it there? :puke2: 9 - Luvstruck SOUTHSIDE SPINNERS - Don't know 10 4 Koochy ARMAND VAN HELDEN - Don't Know 11 10 Toca's Miracle FRAGMA - Classic. 12 11 Thong Song SISQO - No Thank you. :puke2: 13 7 Tell Me Why (The Riddle) PAUL VAN DYK feat. SAINT ETIENNE - Don't know 14 - Walking On Water MADASUN - I liked this :) Have their album as well. 15 - Impossible CHARLATANS - Don't Know 16 13 Fill Me In CRAIG DAVID - Ewwww :puke2: 17 9 The Wicker Man IRON MAIDEN - IM back on form :) 18 14 He Wasn't Man Enough TONI BRAXTON - Great r and b tune. Has not showed signs of age. 19 15 Achilles Heel TOPLOADER - Don't Know 20 12 Mambo Italiano SHAFT - This isn't bad! 21 17 Flowers SWEET FEMALE ATTITUDE - Not bad :) 22 - Blue Tomorrow CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB - Don't Know 23 16 Proud HEATHER SMALL - No thanks. 24 24 Private Emotion RICKY MARTIN feat. MEJA - Prefer the version with Sertab Erener, but it's a great ballad - a bit 80s retro. 25 20 Crazy Love MJ COLE - One of the best songs in this genre. 26 22 Blow Ya Mind LOCK'N'LOAD - Don't know. 27 21 Buggin' Me TRUE STEPPERS feat. DANE BOWERS - No thanks - but it's better than the song he did with that whore 28 30 Amazed LONESTAR - Decent country ballad. 31 26 Never Be The Same Again MELANIE C / LISA LEFT EYE LOPES - Great song. One of the best songs of 2000 :cheer: 32 25 Candy MANDY MOORE - Britney wannabe. 34 - Don't Play That Song Again NICKI FRENCH - This was the UK's worst ever ESC placing back then. 16th now would be seen as respectable! 35 27 Dirty Water MADE IN LONDON - Great song, underrated girl band :) 36 28 Say My Name DESTINY'S CHILD - Love this :) 38 32 Deeper Shade Of Blue STEPS - Not bad. 39 29 Just Around The Hill SASH! - Not bad.

1. Hanson - Mmmbop - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee :puke2: 2. Eternal ft Bebe Winans - I Wanna Be The Only One - Got the gold medal with perhaps their weakest single imo. 3. Radiohead - Paranoid Android - Nah 4. Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bochelli - Time To Say Goodbye (Con Te Partiro) - I like this :rolleyes: 5. Rosie Gaines - Closer Than Close - Very good dance tune. Great voice on this woman. 6. Olive - You're Not Alone - :cheer: 7. Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You - :puke2: 8. Cardigans - Lovefool - OK, a bit overplayed and not their best song. 9. Sneaker Pimps - Six Underground - Don't re-call. All I remember is they came from my hometown of Birmingham. 10. Toby Bourke with George Michael - Waltz Away Dreaming - Don't know it sorry. 11. Gina G - Ti Amo - Not bad. 12. Shola Ama - You Might Need Somebody - Pleasant cover. 13. R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly - Ewwww, p**** song. :puke2: 14. DJ Quicksilver - Bellissima - Decent dance tune. 15. Damage - Wonderful Tonight - Awful cover :puke2: 17. Katrina & The Waves - Love Shine A Light - Our last ESC winner, and a great song :) 18. Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People - I grew up with MM and I like this. 19. Toni Braxton - I Don't Want To - Nice soul ballad. Prefer this to "Unbreak My Heart" 20. No Mercy - Please Don't Go - :puke2: 21. Warren G ft Ron Isley - Smokin' Me Out - Dont want to know. 22. Bush - Greedy Fly - Don't know. 23. Blackstreet - Don't Leave Me - Drippy slow-jam. 24. Strike - I Have Peace - Don't know 25. Korn - Good God - Don't know 26. Elvis Presley - Always On My Mind - Nah. 27. Daniel O'Donnell - The Love Songs EP - :puke2: 28. 911 - Bodyshakin' - :puke2: 29. North & South - I'm A Man Not A Boy - :puke2: I only liked "Tarantino's New Star" of their songs. My weren't they an ugly bunch. 30. Monaco - Sweet Lips - Don't know. 37. Gary Barlow - Love Won't Wait - Bland. 40. Spice Girls - Mama/Who Do You Think You Are - Mama is a nice song for mothers/ I love WDYTYA :cheer:

#1 sadly :( 2010 is becoming the horror year musically.

Shakira's "Pikey" deserved to flop. Beverly Knight - "Beautiful Night" - gorgeous ballad, but missed the top 75 :( The Feeling - "Join with us" - Was used in a car ad and made something like #82 :( Shame, as this had potential. Lost Prophets - "Where we belong", "Shinobi Dragon Ninja" and "For he's a Jolly Good Fellon" Kristian Leontinou - "Some Say" - This had potential to be a top 20 hit. Pink - "I don't belive you" - Had hit potential.

Mini Viva deserved to flop with that hideous excuse of a song. Agnes deserved a consecutive run of top 10s. Beyonce - Broken Hearted Girl Sabrina Washington - OMG - Why did this flop?!?! This was the perfect pop tune! The Killers - This Is The World That We Live In - This was top 10 in NL, but flopped miserably here :( Nerina Pallot - Real Late Starter - Missed the chart completly :( La Roux - I'm Not Your Toy/Quicksand - Should have done better. Frankmusik - Better Off As Two - Should have been a top 10er Alphabeat - DJ - Why did this fail :(

Any albums where only One or No singles were released? I have Westlife's recent album "Where we are" which spanned only one single which was "What about now" in late 2009. Another one I can think of is "Today" of Mel B's awful "LA State of Mind" album. Any other examples?

Thats the spirit maarb :) Also, slander the competition :D I'll start Joshua Radin eats puppies ;)

I feel really bad for Sabrina as well. It's such a great catchy song, and she's got a fantastic voice. I guess if this was sang by Rihanna or Beyonce it'd be top 3 automatically :( I am not happy with that Joshua Radin being top 20. What is the fascination with douchebags with quitars? It's a forgettable dirge and smells of "I'm Yours" the 2010 version! If you want emotion, by a big powerful ballad.

If the BBC doesn't want to do Eurovision, why not give it to Channel 4. Plus if it costs too much, why do we have to pay a TV licence. Where is this money going? I am sure we'd have the same format as the German pre-selection this year on CH4. Now that would be something :cheer:

If this did become true, I think the singles chart in the UK would die, and anyone wanting to get into the industry or wanting a break would probably have the backing of their record industry and you would see a "rebel" chart set up.

Whoah! The thing is, who can manage to remember all six minutes of that "song"?

What's the best selling singles never to make the official 40. I would be very interested to know this, and how much they sold as well.

The most undeserving (In a compressed list): Fatman Scoop - "Be Faithful" - I belive this was disputed when it reached #1, as it was almost chanceless by the Friday but an unusual high amount of sales on the Saturday got to #1. I still belive that was an elaborate rig. The X-Factor winner songs (Except 05 and 06) + the two charity singles - We all know people are like sheep, and Cowell manipulates the charts. Any of JLS singles - Pop at it's blandest. Tiny Tempah - Chav power is still alive.... 3 of a kind - "Baby cakes" - The most chavviest #1 ever. Jessica Simpsons rape of "These boots are made for walking" - we all know she'd be a hardcore porner if she wasn't famous. Rihanna - "Umbrella" - thanks for ruining summer 2007. That Eamon and Frankie nonsense.

My opinion: 01. Usher - Yeah! - Not bad 02. DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide - HATE!! :puke2: 03. Anastacia - Left Outside Alone - Why wasnt this number one? It was all over Europe, but typical us Brits ignore it :( 04. Blue - Breathe Easy - Decent song by them. 05. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling - Great rock ballad :) 06. Britney Spears - Toxic - :dance: 07. Outkast - The Way You Move - Slow burner of a song...nothing special. 08. Sugababes - In The Middle - It's catchy, but too American. 09. Kanye West - Through The Wire - The first signs of this guy. No thank you. 10. NERD - She Wants To Move - Nah. 11. Will Young - Your Game - Good song, not as strong as the proceeding and succeding singles from the album. 12. Jamelia - Thank You - I only know the title in this song. OK-ish. 13. Jennifer Lopez - Baby I Love U - Pass the puke bucket. Over-sentimental crap. :puke2: 14. Enrique featuring Kelis - Not In Love - Good song, their voices work well together. 15. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl {2004} - No! 16. The Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama - I like this. One of their best :) 17. Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom - NO! Plus it rips off another song. 18. Beenie Man - Dude - :puke2: 19. Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman - Or as I used to call it "Red Blooded Tampax". Not her best, more of a Vicki Beckham reject. 20. George Michael - Amazing - Good dance tune :) 21. The Delays - Nearer Than Heaven - Don't know it. 22. Missy Elliott - I'm Really Hot - No you are not Missy. 23. Nelly Furtado - Try - Don't remember. Wasn't this in Nelly's ethno phase? 24. Blink 182 - I Miss You - Gosh the accent and voices grate on this. I know my regions accent is much criticised, but this is pain. Awful song too. 25. The Divine Comedy - Come Home Billy Bird - Don't know it. 26. Keane - Somewhere Only We Know - Somewhat overplayed classic. 27. LMC Vs U2 - Take Me to the Clouds Above - That woman can sing, but she needed more of the song to show her range, not just five lines. 28. Travis - Love Will Come Through - Don't know it. 29. Boogie Pimps - Somebody to Love - Rape of a classic. Video was twisted. 30. Kelis - Milkshake - Family Guy has now tainted this in a good way ;) Good catchy song though. 31. Jamie Cullum - These Are The Days/Frontin' - Better version of "Frontin" than Pharell's whining and moaning. 32. Marques Houston - Clubbin - Don't know it. 33. Katie Melua - The Closest Thing to Crazy - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Perhaps this woman has now put herself in a coma listening to her music. 34. Westlife - Obvious - Bland, dull. 35. Busted - Who's David - :puke2: 36. 50 Cent & G Unit - If I Can't/Them Thangs - :puke2: 37. VS - Love You Like Mad - Marvin from JLS's first foray into the music business. If only JLS got those chart positions ;) Not a fan of the song though. 38. Fya Featuring Smujji - Must Be Love - Dont know it. 39. No Doubt - It's My Life/Bathwater - Great cover :D 40. Phixx - Love Revolution - Why weren't these guys big? Great songs, even if the videos were a bit like gay bondage porn. Nice looking lads too. Some noticeable ones out of the top 40: 42. Katie Melua - Call Off The Search - Zzzzzzzzzzz 47. Deepest Blue - Give It Away - Strong dance number, though I liked how their two follow-up singles and album was more rock/indie. Tasty lead singer too ;) 48. Alistair Griffin - You And Me (Tonight) - He was adorable. This was a nice ballad. 51. The Killers - Somebody Told Me - CLASSIC! 71. Raghav - Can't Get Enough - Boring reggae/urban number. He could NOT dance! 72. Sean Paul - I'm Still In Love With You - No thank you. 73. Sam and Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends/Measure Of A Man - Awful cover.......but the second track was surprisingly good! 74. Snow Patrol - Run - CLASSIC Better than Leona's version with ease.

I've put this in this forum as it's a *bit* too soon for the retro forum: 01. Usher - Yeah! 02. DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide 03. Anastacia - Left Outside Alone 04. Blue - Breathe Easy 05. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling 06. Britney Spears - Toxic 07. Outkast - The Way You Move 08. Sugababes - In The Middle 09. Kanye West - Through The Wire 10. NERD - She Wants To Move 11. Will Young - Your Game 12. Jamelia - Thank You 13. Jennifer Lopez - Baby I Love U 14. Enrique featuring Kelis - Not In Love 15. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl {2004} 16. The Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama 17. Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom 18. Beenie Man - Dude 19. Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman 20. George Michael - Amazing 21. The Delays - Nearer Than Heaven 22. Missy Elliott - I'm Really Hot 23. Nelly Furtado - Try 24. Blink 182 - I Miss You 25. The Divine Comedy - Come Home Billy Bird 26. Keane - Somewhere Only We Know 27. LMC Vs U2 - Take Me to the Clouds Above 28. Travis - Love Will Come Through 29. Boogie Pimps - Somebody to Love 30. Kelis - Milkshake 31. Jamie Cullum - These Are The Days/Frontin' 32. Marques Houston - Clubbin 33. Katie Melua - The Closest Thing to Crazy 34. Westlife - Obvious 35. Busted - Who's David 36. 50 Cent & G Unit - If I Can't/Them Thangs 37. VS - Love You Like Mad 38. Fya Featuring Smujji - Must Be Love 39. No Doubt - It's My Life/Bathwater 40. Phixx - Love Revolution Some noticeable ones out of the top 40: 42. Katie Melua - Call Off The Search 47. Deepest Blue - Give It Away 48. Alistair Griffin - You And Me (Tonight) 51. The Killers - Somebody Told Me 71. Raghav - Can't Get Enough 72. Sean Paul - I'm Still In Love With You 73. Sam and Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends/Measure Of A Man 74. Snow Patrol - Run