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:lol: that's an impressive power, lethal feet! Have you considered becoming a secret agent? I do not really care what Enya does under my name, as long as it is good for our image. ^_^ Would you let Enya live in your flat and periodically replace all the furniture?

I can't decide between those! They are two very different things to me, and they are both very dear to my heart...

Only a pedicure, maybe. I do have very cute feet... :lol: Would you let Enya give you a full mani/pedi, with little Celtic patterns on your big toes?

Roma Ryan's Infamous Pound Cake Behind Enya's Brief Non-Aerodynamic Period It has been determined that shortly before the argument which caused Mr. Gary Barlow of Take That to attempt to send Enya Brennan into outer space, Miss Brennan had ingested a large quantity of Roma Ryan's Infamous Pound Cake. When questioned further about this, Enya said: "Well, it's not really 'pound' cake, you know- it weighs about four stone, we use it in the studio as a doorstop." Mrs. Ryan has mentioned plans to market the aforementioned cake for that purpose under the brand name Valley Dwellers Bakery and Doorstop Co. However, Aigle Music confirms that this cake is indeed responsible for Enya's non-aerodynamic qualities last week.

Caribbean Blue vs. Smaointe

I think she would find that very dull; also, she does not drive and is certainly not licensed to do such a job. And would probably crash into a tree, drive over an embankment, or take a wrong turn and end up in Loxia. :lol: Would you let Enya join T with the Maggies? (They'd have to rename it, though: T with the Maggies and also with Enya. :P )

Aniron v. Caribbean Blue

*THIS ALSO JUST IN!* Enya denies claims that she is not aerodynamic Celtic music princess Enya vehemently denies the claims made earlier this morning by Mr. Gary Barlow of Take That. "I'm VERY aerodynamic," she told this reporter, blinking shyly. "Why, only this morning I launched myself from a second-storey castle window and managed to clear the front gate!" So what does she think of Mr. Barlow's statement? She does not falter: "He is only deeply envious of my lovely singing voice." To which producer Nicky Ryan added, "Shame. Shame, Mr. Barlow. Shame."

*THIS JUST IN!* Enya "not very aerodynamic" Tempers have been running high in Aigle studios, where members of pop group Take That have been attempting to record an album with Irish superstar Enya, her notoriously bad-tempered producer Nicky, and her sedative-happy lyricist Roma. During a recent squabble over the addition of multi-tracked vocals to Take That hit "Everything Changes", Enya was briefly taken hostage by one Mr. Gary Barlow, who threatened to launch her into low Earth orbit if he heard one more bleeding argument about the bleeding multi-vocals. Unfortunately, this provoked an argument between Roma Ryan and Mr. Robbie Williams, since Mrs. Ryan determined that he had started the argument and therefore the entire situation was his own fecking fault. Mr. Barlow then attempted to send Enya skyward, causing everyone to stop arguing; however, this was not necessary, as she rose perhaps half a metre into the air and then floated gently down to Earth in a swirl of Celtic mist. "Hm," Mr. Barlow was heard to remark. "I suppose she's not very aerodynamic."

I can't believe there would be someone who cared about "Enya caught dining with unknown man". But, "Enya caught dining with entire cast of Riverdance", that's a news story. :lol:

http://nd01.jxs.cz/029/156/315f93c360_1067795_o2.jpg Roma Ryan Suspected in Sedation of Enya and Robbie Williams BREAKING NEWS! Around 2 tonight, Mr. Williams, Mr. Ryan and Enya were all determined to be dozing on the floor of Aigle Studio. On the scene was one Roma Ryan, Lyricist, who assured this reporter that there was "Nothin' to see here, move along, right"; however, further investigation led me to believe that Roma was hiding something important. This was a view shared by 3 out of 5 readers, who noted that Mrs. Ryan looked "sorta suspicious". I questioned a member of the cleaning staff (who, with the addition of Take That to the Aigle group, are now employed full time) - one Mrs. Edna Broom, 62- along with one Albert Dustbin, 63, who both mentioned seeing Mrs. Ryan "add a bit of summat to the tea". When I remarked on this to Roma, she confessed that she had, indeed, added a sedative to the tea of Enya, the tea of Nicky, and the tea of Robbie. But only to stop their infernal cursing. "It's much quieter now!" remarked one local resident. "On second thought," said Roma, "I should have only sedated Robbie and Nicky. It's so amusing when Eithne argues with herself!"

From the newspaper "The Daily Shocking, Appalling Events": Only microseconds after the *shocking* announcement yesterday that Enya has joined popular group Take That (which recently reunited with former member Robbie Williams) rumours began to fly about the internal problems, arguments and occasional poisoning attempts occuring as a result of the new personnel. Our BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE of these events, blown entirely out of proportion and embellished considerably by the writing staff, is possibly entirely unnecessary, but you'll read it anyway! Enya's producer, Nicky Ryan, was unable to be reached for comment; the Aigle studio door remains locked and there is a considerable amount of cursing emanating from inside. Mr. Williams and Enya were also unavailable... (Note: no, this is not a real news topic. Yes, it is amusing.)

Hmm, it seems Unity is not working... :huh: Let me consult my secret sneaky sources and see how long this might last :lol:

The Memory of Trees vs, Stars and Midnight Blue

Only if I could live elsewhere (in Enya's castle, say) while it was being built... all the noise, not really my cup of tea... but Enya and I could do Pilates together! :lol: Would you let Enya be your personal fitness trainer?

In case any of you needed *more* proof that this is a silly rumour, here we have Sergio himself, on his blog. In case you don't speak Spanish (and no, I don't,) I've run it through the ever-helpful Google Translator: Sergio Casado on Enya (sorry for terrible Google translation): "Enya I started my research in 1996, but things moved slowly, and Chair in 1998 actually became interested in publishing my work. It has become quite outdated and I was a beginner in approaching a project of this caliber. But it remains the only book published in Castilian on the Irish singer and some parts I think stands up pretty well. It was published in 1999 and I think that was decisive for a job interview after accepting me as a record seller in FNAC Zaragoza. Even in the labor field, this book was important to me. Before the publication of a book about Enya, I was already working on a next project on Sinéad O'Connor. It's work that was done with greater affection and interest on my part. The previous book was done with fear and I think it was like training for this, which gave me more and better. My passion for Sinéad came around with her song "This is to mother you", which appeared in the mini-album "Gospel Oak." I heard a lot this album at the time of the kidnapping and murder of Miguel Angel Blanco, and has been instrumental to me and decided to write about Sinéad." Now, what does that book say about Sinéad's marital status? :blink:

Yes. While she's feeling so generous, could I have the entire castle, as well?? Would you let Enya give you a shampoo and scalp massage?

Then again, that same page states that Eithne's father's name is Leon. This is making me giggle and roll on the floor, somebody really should get to them about correcting these little errors... ROTFMOTMFMML :lol: I promise, this one's not true.

Yes, although I might want to have it cleaned first ^_^ Would you let Enya join you for a late-night horror film marathon?

Do you suppose it's worth spending £340 to discover if this is, in fact, printed in the book? And if it is, to use the convenient hard-cover edition to bash in the author's head? :huh: see listing

Yes! Yes, I would! :lol: Would you let Enya give you a facial?

Of course. Actually, Enya can cook for me every night! Would you let Enya take you to a film premier?

That's a bit frightening...

Oh yes... Cake and Enya! In one place! Which I can walk to! Didn't I say something about Cake! and Enya! In one place! Ee, my neighbours would probably harass her, though... Would you let Enya have your mobile number, and call you at odd hours?

Hmm, Nicky has a slightly more normal personality than the other two, perhaps? Or are we Enya fans just naturally more like Nicky?