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07 // Girls Aloud - Wake Me Up 09 // Britney Spears - My Prerogative 06 // Rachel Stevens - More, More, More -1 // Beyoncé - Crazy In Love (feat. Jay-Z) 10 // Natasha Bedingfield - These Words 10 // Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending 10 // Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me 11 // Sugababes - Freak Like Me 10 // JoJo - Leave (Get Out) 08 // The 411 - Dumb 10 // Jennifer Lopez - Play 10 // Ashanti - Only U 08 // Christina Aguilera - What a Girl Wants 07 // Christina Milian - Whatever U Want (feat. Joe Budden) 10 // Nina Sky - Move Ya Body (feat. Jabba) 07 // Dannii Minogue vs. Flower Power - You Won't Forget About Me 07 // Verbalicious - Don't Play Nice 09 // P!nk - Don't Let Me Get Me 07 // Kim-Lian - Teenage Superstar 09 // Anastacia - Left Outside Alone 07 // Lucie Silvas - Breathe In 09 // Kylie Minogue - Better the Devil You Know Gutted I missed out on the first one! That won't happen again! Extremely close between Freak Like Me and My Happy Ending but the former only just got the edge - both of them are among my all-time faves.

Really niche, but the beat of this song really reminded me EXACTLY of something and I couldn't put my finger on it. Eventually, it hit me, it's this:

How is this a question lol Marry the Night is Lurpak and Runway isn’t even Lidl margarine.

It’s good to see some actual movement in the top 10 for once, especially Liz T making it in there! Still yet to listen to Drop Dead in full, only heard the first half but it sounds pretty good!

NINI F***ING COCO!! If she has no fans then I’m dead. She absolutely killed every moment of that final but I get why she couldn’t be crowned after the last few weeks, I’m just glad that she made it as far as she did and gave every moment her all down to the final lispync. Myki deserved to win after how well she performed from start to finish.

Shalala Lala that is a SONG!! So underrated

+5: Dracula +4: Man I Need +3: iloveitiloveitiloveit +2: American Girls +1: Fever Dream -1: Rein Me In -2: Lush Life -3: Homewrecker -4: White Keys -5: Babydoll Direct C&P from last week. God the chart is dull.

David Haye the absolute dickhead you are.

YESSSSSS!!! An absolute icon and maybe my favourite winner ever!! Truly happy beyond words for her!!

Nini making it to the top 2 omfg my GIRL!! 😭😭 this crown is definitely Myki’s but seeing Nini make it to the very last hurdle and perform in the final lipsync is enough for me.

I’m intrigued to see what she comes out with this time - her last era was quite hit and miss for me. I don’t believe that the hate she gets is totally justified, like I believe people hate her just for being a nepo baby which is hardly fair when she seems like a sweet girl with not really much of a problematic side (unless I’m not aware of anything she’s said/done), but her music could be more exciting and her voice is okay. If she comes with something a little more punchy this time, I’ll be pleasantly surprised!

Where Is My Husband of course I’m so excited for if it’s true, but omg Agadoo an ICONIC choice, so gagged if that’s true!! I may be in the minority for that viewpoint but what a song 😅

My favourite from her in YEARS, so underrated and deserves the hype that Joyride gets! Even though that is also a smash!

Literally aside from 3 songs, there’s a few 9s and over half of the whole tracklist are 10s in my mind. It’s always been a solid go-to for me but I didn’t realise how much of a masterpiece it is until right now! Animal walked so Warrior could RUN

I’m going to need to listen to more of her recent albums and give this a go as the first three are timeless, and I love the majority of what I heard from her most recent era! Reading through the tracklist of Warrior again just now I think I’m going to struggle not giving most songs a 10 and nothing below a 7 😅 a masterpiece!!

Sounds more like Mega Charizard WHY

Well that was… an episode. The Lalaparuza is normally exciting when the songs are a mixed bunch of songs by different artists but when it’s all RuPaul songs for the 719475th time, I just can’t get excited. There’s only so much “cat-cat-catcatcat” to Call Me Mother that I can take before my eyes roll back fully into my skull. Ciara and her constant Substance references I absolutely lived for though. And making it past at least Athena was rewarding to watch.

Predictable but not undeserving winner! I think we should do a rate next 👀

Oh right lol. Well I will say Nini did the best she could in the outfit she was wearing, even though it wasn’t really what I had in mind bearing in mind what she presented the week before lipsyncing to Garden of Eden. But god did I get TIRED of Juicy’s lipsync formula of “Remove outfit at the first beat of song > lipsync a bit > impromptu stunt > lipsync a bit more > one-upping the previous stunt” and I’m glad she lost for that. I know she didn’t do it every week (like to Total Eclipse of the Heart) but at least with lipsyncers like Nini you don’t know what you’re getting. Juicy I’d put in the same box as Mhi’ya Iman LePage for predictability really.

Literally the comment I made lol I don’t know who okayed it or made it seem like it was a good idea. Happy for Gaga to get hits but also most songs that Doechii is signed up to so happen to be, in my opinion anyway, tosh. Happy with Pinky Up’s entry position! Hope it won’t slip too much. Also if it’s a fight between JTWYA and CCS for the top 10 I’ll be happy with whoever makes it!

Oh was I right about Pink Pony Club after all? I thought it would be so much against the odds especially if it was seemingly confirmed that it’s Every Girl You’ve Ever Loved. Werk if I was right 😅

Hearthflame Ogerpon could never be my spicy king! I’m so glad he’s got usage in this and won’t be as much as a laughing stock as he has been previously. A unique ability like Spicy Spray has so much potential especially when more Pokemon get added, and I can’t wait to use it!

Looking back on previous winners, I think that Karishma will be my favourite winner since Alana and Pascha my favourite since Carina - the likes of Sian, Rachel and Harpreet are up there but not quite giving as much as these two and tbh as much as I love Karishma, Alana is the GOAT of the Apprentice so it’s hard to judge. But I’m so excited to see how this turns out!

I love American Girls and Late Night Talking but Adore You is a cut above, possibly his best for me!

Am I broken or does anyone else’s brain throughout the day constantly recite: But it is my pleasure 🎵 to say 🎶 that all 🎵 the way 🎶 from Memphis, Tennessee, put your hands together 🎶 ladies and gentlemen… For Al Greeeeen 🎶