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Big 20 of 2020: 1. SAINt JHN - Roses (Imanbek Remix) 2. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 3. Jawsh 365 & Jason Derulo - Savage Love 4. Topic Ft. A7S - Breaking Me 5. Nathan Dawe Ft. JayKae - Flowers 6. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 7. Joel Corry - Lonely 8. Becky Hill Ft. Shift K3y - Better Off Without You 9. 220 Kid & GRACEY - Don’t Need Love 10. Regard & RAYE - Secrets 11. Jubël Ft. NEIMY - Dancing In The Moonlight 12. AJ Tracey Ft. MoStack - Dinner Guest 13. Europa Ft. RAYE - Tequila 14. H.O.S.H. & 1979 Ft. Jaja - Midnight (The Hanging Tree) 15. Surf Mesa - ily 16. Nathan Dawe Ft. KSI - Lighter 17. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kgoldn - Tick Tock 18. Disclosure & Khalid - Know Your Worth 19. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 20. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends Merry Christmas

Songs increasing in BPM because of America’s political shift

Ireland is in the EU

1. Shane Codd - Get Out My Head 2. Meduza Ft. Dermot Kennedy - Paradise 3. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 4. Tiësto - The Business 5. Majestic Ft. Kelsey - Me & U 6. Jason Derulo & Nuka - Love Not War (The Tampa Beat) 7. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love 8. Marshmello & Imanbek Ft. Usher - Too Much 9. Punctual - I Don’t Wanna Know N. Nathan Dawe x Little Mix - No Time For Tears 11. Joe Killington Ft. Lovely Laura - Painkiller N. Ofenbach & Quarterhead Ft. Norma Jean Martine - Head Shoulders Knees & Toes 13. High Contrast Ft. LOWES - Rhythm Is Changing 14. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 15. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 16. SG Lewis Ft. Lucky Daye - Feed The Fire 17. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me N. Purple Disco Machine Ft. Mind Enterprises - Exotica 19. Katy Perry Ft. Aitana - Resilient (Tiësto Remix) 20. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart

N. Shane Codd - Get Out My Head 2. Meduza Ft. Dermot Kennedy - Paradise 3. Tiësto - The Business 4. Punctual - I Don’t Wanna Know 5. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 6. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love 7. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 8. Marshmello & Imanbek Ft. Usher - Too Much 9. Joe Killington Ft. Lovely Laura - Painkiller N. Majestic Ft. Kelsey - Me & U 11. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights N. Jason Derulo & Nuka - Love Not War (The Tampa Beat) RE. High Contrast Ft. LOWES - Rhythm Is Changing 14. M-22 Ft. Lorne - Think About Us 15. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kgoldn - Tick Tock N. SG Lewis Ft. Lucky Daye - Feed The Fire 17. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me N. Katy Perry Ft. Aitana - Resilient (Tiësto Remix) 19. Icona Pop & Sofi Tukker - Spa 20. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart

Solardo & Jack Back

1. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love 2. Meduza Ft. Dermot Kennedy - Paradise 3. Tiësto - The Business 4. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 5. Punctual - I Don’t Wanna Know 6. Master KG Ft. Burna Boy & Nomcebo - Jerusalema 7. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover N. Marshmello & Imanbek Ft. Usher - Too Much 9. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 10. Joe Killington Ft. Lovely Laura - Painkiller N. M-22 Ft. Lorne - Think About Us 12. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kgoldn - Tick Tock 13. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 14. Sub Focus & Wilkinson - Air I Breathe 15. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart N. Icona Pop & Sofi Tukker - Spa 17. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 18. Sigma Ft. Birdy - Find Me (VIZE Remix) 19. Solomun - Home 20. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love

1. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love 2. Meduza Ft. Dermot Kennedy - Paradise 3. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 4. Tiësto - The Business 5. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 6. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kgoldn - Tick Tock 7. Punctual - I Don’t Wanna Know 8. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights N. Master KG Ft. Burna Boy & Nomcebo - Jerusalema 10. Sub Focus & Wilkinson - Air I Breathe 11. Sigma Ft. Birdy - Find Me (VIZE Remix) 12. Joe Killington Ft. Lovely Laura - Painkiller 13. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 14. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 15. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me 16. Sleepwalkrs Ft. MNEK - More Than Words 17. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 18. Solomun - Home 19. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 20. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love

MTV made a dumb edit by censoring the word ‘stiffness’ in the KSI video. Why?

I see you driving around town with the girl I love And I'm like, "F*** you" (Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like: "F*** you and f*** him, too" Said if I was richer I'd still be with ya Hah, now ain't that some shit? (Ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best With a f*** you (Oh, ooh, oooh)

Your fired

1. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love N. Meduza Ft. Dermot Kennedy - Paradise 3. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 4. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kgoldn - Tick Tock 5. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 6. Tiësto - The Business 7. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 8. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights N. Punctual - I Don’t Wanna Know 10. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart N. Sigma Ft. Birdy - Find Me (VIZE Remix) 12. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me N. Sub Focus & Wilkinson - Air I Breathe 14. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 15. Eli Brown - Killer N. Joe Killington Ft. Lovely Laura - Painkiller 17. Sleepwalkrs Ft. MNEK - More Than Words 18. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK N. Solomun - Home 20. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love

N. KSI Ft. Craig David & Digital Farm Animals - Really Love 2. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock 3. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 4. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 5. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 6. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 7. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 8. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 9. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me 10. Tiësto - The Business 11. James Hype Ft. HARLEE - Afraid N. Sleepwalkrs Ft. MNEK - More Than Words 13. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 14. Olivia Holt & R3HAB - love u again N. Eli Brown - Killer 16. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 17. High Contrast Ft. LOWES - Rhythm Is Changing 18. Torren Foot Ft. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life 19. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff 20. John Summit - Deep End

Yeah because there is still some people who would react strongly to a Trump defeat and could commit acts of terrorism.

1. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock 2. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 3. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 4. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 5. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 6. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 7. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 8. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 9. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff 10. Tiësto - The Business 11. James Hype Ft. HARLEE - Afraid 12. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me 13. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 14. Olivia Holt & R3HAB - love u again 15. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 16. John Summit - Deep End N. High Contrast Ft. LOWES - Rhythm Is Changing 18. Gorgon City Ft. EVAN GIIA - Burning 19. Torren Foot Ft. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life 20. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing

Sounds 3 years out of date, no one makes future bass anymore apart from NGHTMRE, Illenium and a few others

Who would want to buy Christmas crisps before Halloween?

1. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock 2. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 3. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 4. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 5. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 6. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff 7. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 8. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights N. Tiësto - The Business N. Jax Jones & Au/Ra - i miss u 11. John Summit - Deep End 12. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing 13. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 14. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me 15. Torren Foot Ft. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life 16. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 17. James Hype Ft. HARLEE - Afraid 18. Gorgon City Ft. EVAN GIIA - Burning N. Olivia Holt & R3HAB - love u again 20. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends

An unfunny guy wins

1. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 2. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 3. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 4. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock 5. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 6. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 7. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends 8. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff 9. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 10. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 11. John Summit - Deep End 12. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing 13. Torren Foot Ft. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life 14. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 15. Gorgon City Ft. EVAN GIIA - Burning N. Ella Henderson x Roger Sanchez - Dream On Me 17. Bang La Decks & Wiwek - GQOM 18. Nathan Dawe Ft. KSI - Lighter N. James Hype Ft. HARLEE - Afraid 20. Calvin Harris & The Weeknd - Over Now

It’s nice to see a decent European dance act break America.

1. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 2. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 3. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 4. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock N. Rudimental Ft. Anne-Marie & Tion Wayne - Come Over 6. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends 7. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 8. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 9. John Summit - Deep End 10. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 11. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing N. Torren Foot Ft. Tinie Tempah & L Devine - More Life 13. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff 14. Gorgon City Ft. EVAN GIIA - Burning 15. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 16. Icona Pop - Feels In My Body N. Bang La Decks & Wiwek - GQOM 18. Nathan Dawe Ft. KSI - Lighter 19. Petit Biscuit - Drivin’ Thru The Night 20. Calvin Harris & The Weeknd - Over Now

1. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 2. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 3. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 4. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends 5. Nathan Dawe Ft. KSI - Lighter 6. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock N. David Guetta & Sia - Let’s Love 8. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 9. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing N. 220 Kid & JC Stewart - Too Many Nights 11. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 12. John Summit - Deep End 13. Harrison - Praise You N. Gorgon City Ft. EVAN GIIA - Burning N. Kygo & Donna Summer - Hot Stuff N. Icona Pop - Feels In My Body 17. Calvin Harris & The Weeknd - Over Now 18. MK Ft. Carla Monroe - 2AM N. Petit Biscuit - Drivin’ Thru The Night 20. Regard & RAYE - Secrets

18/9/20 1. Paul Woolford & Diplo Ft. Kareen Lomax - Looking For Me 2. Joel Corry & MNEK - Head & Heart 3. PS1 Ft. Alex Hosking - Fake Friends 4. Nathan Dawe Ft. KSI - Lighter N. Sigala & James Arthur - Lasting Lover 6. Jason Derulo - Take You Dancing 7. Clean Bandit Ft. Mabel & 24kGoldn - Tick Tock RE. Karen Harding & Digital Farm Animals - Undo My Heart 9. Kygo & Tina Turner - What’s Love Got To Do With It 10. Harrison - Praise You N. Marshmello & Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK 12. MK Ft. Carla Monroe - 2AM 13. Calvin Harris & The Weeknd - Over Now 14. Weiss & Harry Romero - Where Do We Go? 15. Becky Hill & Sigala - Heaven On My Mind 16. Faithless Ft. Nathan Ball - Synthesizer N. John Summit - Deep End 18. Regard & RAYE - Secrets 19. Duke Dumont Ft. Say Lou Lou - Nightcrawler 20. Jawsh 365 & Jason Derulo - Savage Love

The performance is as dead as the dinosaurs themselves