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Sounded absolutely fantastic at Glastonbury. Good for Lewis coming back. The good will is there. I’m not even a fan, but I am willing him all the success.

This definitely joins Angel and FUFN in my top 3 JADE songs so far. The production is stunning. I didn’t expect to be so wowed. Really is giving ‘Dancing On My Own’ Robyn pop perfection vibes.

This is so bland. I’m excited for the next new musical trend as this does absolutely nothing for me.

This isn’t brilliant, but it might as well qualify as it’s least a bit more fun than some of the songs tonight? Netherlands - 9/10 Albania - 8/10 Switzerland - 8/10 Sweden - 8/10 Spain - 8/10 Ukraine - 8/10 San Marino - 7/10 Poland - 7/10 Cyprus - 6/10 Norway - 6/10 Estonia - 6/10 Iceland - 6/10 Italy - 5/10 Slovenia - 4/10 Azerbaijan - 3/10 Portugal - 2/10 Croatia - 2/10 Belgium - 1/10

Okay Dua Lipa’s ‘Training Season’ staging.

This was unexpectedly one of my favourites. I was very worried for a minute, as we had so many bad songs in a row. I’m so glad the latter half of this semi-finals has been better.

This is very Billie ‘Birds of a Feather’ vibe to it, it’s rather lovely.

This song is just really bad? No appealing hook at all. I hope NQ for Croatia.

I think Netherland’s could be a massive surprise! The juries will love it and I honestly think it stands out massively for the public vote too? It is so catchy it has public vote appeal too. I am thinking top 3/5 finish at least now?

His gorgeous vocals really stand out in the mix of awful voices tonight - this is a class act!

Albania - 8/10 (really enjoyed that actually - very unique, probably the best tonight!) Sweden - 8/10 Spain - 8/10 Ukraine - 8/10 San Marino - 7/10 Poland - 7/10 Norway - 6/10 Estonia - 6/10 Iceland - 6/10 Italy - 5/10 Slovenia - 4/10 Azerbaijan - 3/10 Portugal - 2/10 Belgium - 1/10

San Marino quite fun! A welcome change at least, decent vocals and at least a bit of fun. Hopefully a qualifier.

Oh dear, what is this? His voice omg. Sweden - 8/10 Spain - 8/10 Ukraine - 8/10 Poland - 7/10 Norway - 6/10 Estonia - 6/10 Iceland - 6/10 Italy - 5/10 Slovenia - 4/10 Azerbaijan - 3/10 Portugal - 2/10 Belgium - 1/10

Why are all the fun entries awful singers and all the obviously good singers singing the most dull songs? This year is so weird so far.

Sweden - 8/10 Spain - 8/10 Ukraine - 8/10 Poland - 7/10 Norway - 6/10 Estonia - 6/10 Iceland - 6/10 Slovenia - 4/10 Portugal - 2/10 Belgium - 1/10 I hate to say it, but tonight has been pretty weak so far.