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WELCOME

 

To the results of the Eastenders Character Rate 2009/10!

 

Rates were posted in this thread last year. Scores have been verified and we'll be beginning the countdown tonight. Any early predictions?

 

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LOOK JAMES. I am a man of great motivation. Eastenders is practically my only passion in life - this will be OVER before you can say 'Heather is a useless pig, all hail Queenie'.
I hereby predict that Stacey Branning (neé Slater) will be in the top 5 with Veronica Mitchell, Shirley Carter, Bianca Jackson and Janine Butcher. But I iz not sure on the order.
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I was quite appalled by one of the placings in the bottom three or four! You'll see who I mean.

Tracey ftw. No really. Tracey ftw.

 

Anyway I'd forgotten about this completly....

Oh I totally forgot to go back and rate :kink:

 

I was protesting lack of Tracy :(

I actually think Zainab could do quite well in this.

 

I'm predicting a Ben/Abi/Adam/Bushra bottom 4.

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PARTIALLY CORRECT. But that doesn't really tell you anything.
How many episodes has Bushra appeared in? Cant be over 20....why was she in this again?
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Because at the time she was appearing QUITE REGULARLY and the episodes she was in featured her quite prominently! -_-
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Okay let's GO. Positions and scores from the previous rate in (BRACKETS).

 

 

 

59 (54)

Ben Mitchell

1.06 (0.53)

 

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Nobody wants a son like Ben Mitchell. Ian gave him away and hasn't looked back since. Phil frequently deserts him for days on end. There is a reason for this. The boy is a teary little wet wipe of a child, the remarkable thing being that despite being as good as unloved we as an audience feel NO SYMPATHY for him. He is a monotone charisma vacuum. This boy will not be bedding the Dawn Swanns and Lisa Fowlers of Albert Square in ten years time.

 

Of course being gay is not a crime and was not a factor in the voting - I rather think in fact it's helped the popularity of characters like Syed and Christina (see the ample loons on DS who consider both to be the show's best two characters?!) - but being sappy and moany IS, so Phil Mitchell, I salute you. Leave him home alone more often. And maybe play him a homosexuality cure hypnotherapy tape during his sleep.

 

 

 

 

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Adam Best

1.36 (-)

 

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I think it likely that everybody has come across an Adam Best at some point during their lives. I also think it likely that they had to fight the urge not to tip him out of his wheelchair and into the lake. As with Ben being a boy-girl crossover, being disabled is not what has handicapped Adam's character. Being a smarmy cunt HAS. This jumped-up little jerk thinks he's Walford's answer to Robert Pattinson and I for one cannot wait for the day when he inevitably gets knocked back by Libby (and what a crap crush, although I suppose to his credit he understands the league system).

 

What with his dull and underused mother Manda having left in huff following Minty's life-altering confession this week I fully expect Adam to follow. It cannot come soon enough.

 

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