I swear i'm gonna print her out and make Chloe hold her or something, it would go STRAIGHT in the gallery. :rofl:

Awwww do thatd be so sweet :wub: <3

Awwww I'm so jealous - I want a child :cry:

Everytime we discuss Chloe you ALWAYS say that. :lol:

 

Little minx that she is. :P

 

Do you think almost 2 years of age is too young to potty train? :huh:

Everytime anybody mentions baby I go all soft :angry: They have that affect on me :wub: Theyre so cute and I cant wait to be a daddy and give a child thats been denied love a good life <3

 

And hmmmm they start nursery at like 3 or something though so I think 2 is an excellent time - though i remember my sister would always pee on the potty when she was 2 but she used to $h!t in corners :( :rofl:

Everytime anybody mentions baby I go all soft :angry: They have that affect on me :wub: Theyre so cute and I cant wait to be a daddy and give a child thats been denied love a good life <3

 

And hmmmm they start nursery at like 3 or something though so I think 2 is an excellent time - though i remember my sister would always pee on the potty when she was 2 but she used to $h!t in corners :( :rofl:

I'm quite bitter towards other peoples children though, I hate them being in contact with Chloe. :lol: I feel like they're gonna contaminate her or something. :rofl:

 

Chloe goes to playgroup kinda thing now, and they change her and stuff, which i'm not entirely comfortable with, but David says i'm being paranoid. :rolleyes:

 

Oh my $h!tting in corners. :rofl:

 

Well she's 2 in August, so perhaps now is the right time? :unsure:

You can try it and see how it goes ;)

Hmmm yeh I know what you mean especially NITS - Vile bast*rd things :rofl:

 

Of course you'll feel like that - its your job innit and I guess its a change for both of you imagine wha you'll be like when she starts school :lol:

She'll never start school i'm gonna put her back in the incubator. :smoke: :rofl:

How about we just push her back in the womb? :smoke: :rofl:

How about we just push her back in the womb? :smoke: :rofl:

I've tried her heads is the hardest part, breach would be fine. <_<

Get David to loosen you first

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with his foot :smoke:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. :puke2:

 

Only you could think of such filth. :smoke:

How rude :o

I am clean I'll have you know :smoke:

 

Ahhh moth attack *screams*

I HATE damn moths, I was at Louises the other day and she had marks EVERYWHERE from where she had killed thousands of them. :lol:

OMG :rofl: :rofl:

I spray them attack them all sorts :rofl:

Have you tried deoderant? :rofl:

Yes :rofl:

And I slapped them with my boxers :smoke:

Plus i got one in a tissue and pressed it on the lightbulb B)

The last one is just sick. :lol:

It had it coming. It wouldnt die no matter what I did - i waged war for half an hour before i burnt the ****er to a crisp.

But in such a torturous manner? :rofl:

Meh I was practising :smoke: