:kink: I'll take a pic of mine on Saturday :P

 

Night Laura :heart:

 

Not me of course Flatcap :teresa:

From the member formerly known as Norma Snockers, not sure if this has been posted elsewhere.

 

A funny to cheer you all up after the 'collaboration' news.

 

Why men should never write advice columns!

 

Dear John

 

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour’s daughter!

 

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbour’s daughter is 19. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

 

Sincerely, Sheila

 

Dear Sheila

 

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that ther is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure in the injectors.

 

I hope this helps,

 

John

Kath

From the member formerly known as Norma Snockers, not sure if this has been posted elsewhere.

:rofl:

:rofl: Oh my god.

:rofl: flatcap that is hilarious :heehee:

 

anybody about today? i'm not about much right now, but i will be later. i'm feeling much better today (for now...) :)

I'm here! :D How are you Laura?

Feeling better i think :lol:

 

got loads of housework to do today as my parents are coming to visit tomorrow, and i so cant be bothered to do anything, plus the damn cats are following me around everywhere, i almost tripped over marley coming downstairs with an armful of washing :rolleyes:

 

how are you aidan? what are you up to today?

Glad to hear you're feeling better. :D

 

I'm good thanks, I'm not up to much today, just resting for most of it after the long journey yesterday. My back is killing me. :lol:

Ooops, i've just gone and put bad girls on tv, now my housework will never get done!! :heehee:

I'm hungover

:lol: you always are :P

I know :(

Why's it so quiet in here today? :unsure:

because i'm supposed to be doing housework :lol:

 

havent done much yet, waiting until the bf comes home so he can help me :heehee:

because i'm supposed to be doing housework :lol:

 

havent done much yet, waiting until the bf comes home so he can help me :heehee:

:lol: Have fun doing the housework! :P

Weekend is here y'all :D

 

Doing my chart so may take a while to post here :lol:

i havent done mine yet! havent really had time, will probably do it tonight :)

I have loads of new additions :lol: random ones.

 

How you doing Laura?

Hello. :hi:

Hey Flatcap, good day?

 

I have finished my chart and it is up now, :D