Stuffed potato skins and chicken :D

Sounds nice. :D

 

Im having Pizza and Garlic Bread. :heart: :lol:

i havent even thought about tea yet, i didnt realise it was so late in the day until like 10 mins ago :lol: i'm hungry though :P

Sounds nice. :D

 

Im having Pizza and Garlic Bread. :heart: :lol:

What kind?

 

:heart:

i havent even thought about tea yet, i didnt realise it was so late in the day until like 10 mins ago :lol: i'm hungry though :P

 

:lol: Make sure you actually have something :P

I don't know yet. :P

 

Coach Trip. :w00t:

:heart:

:lol: Make sure you actually have something :P

 

i may do, i'm very busy reading now though, that is more fun :P

Nothing is more fun than food :P

 

 

I know Chris :D

Another post from the member formerly known as Norma. This is an actual thread in the Lounge, but just in case you miss it I have quoted it for here.

 

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.

 

The waitress asks them for their orders.

 

The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?'

'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.

 

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays.

 

The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.'

The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.'

 

Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

 

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

 

'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man..

' Same for me,' says the emu.

 

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

 

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?'

 

'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

 

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

 

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!'

 

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man.

 

Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?'

The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big a ss and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.

Kath

 

Thank God they've gone! Lauren's a bitch. <_<

i mis-read that and thought you said "laura's a bitch"....i was ready to kick you off my forum :heehee:

 

:rofl: @ flatcap's post :P

:lol: Nooo, i was talking about Coach Trip! :P

Laughter is good for you Laur. :heehee:

PEOPLE OF INC.EARTH. WE WELCOME BACK AIDAAAAAN! :D

 

Hello everyone! My internet has been quite mucked up for the past week or so, so I've had to use my mobile when going on here and I've been a bit busy with the job and all, but now my internet is back and so am I. :D

Welcome back Aidan. :welcome:

 

How are you? Are you settling in to the job ok?

Welcome back Aidan. :welcome:

 

How are you? Are you settling in to the job ok?

Thank you. :D

 

I'm great thanks, you? Yep I'm settling in quite well luckily!

aidan :D

i was thinking about pm'ing you the other day :heehee: how are you dude? missed you on here. how's the job going?

aidan :D

i was thinking about pm'ing you the other day :heehee: how are you dude? missed you on here. how's the job going?

Aww I'm touched. :'D I'm great thanks Laura, you? Aww thanks, I've missed you all too. The job's going well so far, I've settled in quite well and everybody is really nice to me. :)

Fine thanks. Glad you're settling in ok.

 

Hello Laur, how are you? How are Alfie and Marley?

Fine thanks. Glad you're settling in ok.

So am I. :lol:

Aww I'm touched. :'D I'm great thanks Laura, you? Aww thanks, I've missed you all too. The job's going well so far, I've settled in quite well and everybody is really nice to me. :)

 

yeah i'm good too thanks, glad your job is going good. i'm actually disliking mine a lot now, if it wasnt for having bills to pay i would have said f*** it this week :lol:

what you been up to apart from work?